I voted for myself but my thought is I'd have to defend myself from a bear with my luck. I could potentially wear him down over time but if I get caught I'm done. I think if it was a twink I could win that but they could use their speed. Its really a double edged sword.
I have only ever been in 1 legit fight. Basically 15-20 people in a bar...I legit crow hopped into a punch (I was torched it was the Phillies 2008 World Series run) and I completely whiffed on the punch. My momentum took me to the ground and I got trampled for 1-2 minutes before I got my footing and then a bouncer pulled me away and I thanked him. He said I looked like the most likely to put up the least fight.