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One of my favorite bits in all of Southpark was when they took shots at the NCAA for this:

I wish I took pictures but my finance professor spent the last 10 minutes of class this morning going over the history of UM/UF and followed it up with 5 slides of gaytor memes. They were QUALITY

SOMEONE GET THIS MAN SOME PTO WE NEED OUR TEARS

@RVACane we may need you to stay late on 8/24 and 8/25. We can talk to the mods to get you some interns. Collecting all the tears from every corner of jortsville is going to be a momentous job, and we thank you for your service.

Getting 1440p at 60fps in the swamp is going to take more cash than this man has seen in his lifetime.....about 1500$

Can we make a go fund me to have the repo of Jim Bobs trailer live-streamed?

juuuuuuuuuust sayin, it took 3 hours to get home on the student bus from the notre dame game because the traffic was so bad

I hope not, punching through the wall of trailer is....well....outside, It's the rainy season, last thing we need is FEMA being called in because Cletus and Billy drowned in their own water beds. Now we're using tax dollars to go rescue cletus all bc some kid donkey punched two busted swamp...

Pleaseeeeeee let Felipe try to go 1 on 1 with Nesta, or any of our linemen, I’d love to see their hearts carted off the field in the first 15

That’s one of the most painful things I’ve had to read in quite some time. Absolutely disgusting. I could never be a criminal trial lawyer let alone a judge. “The defendant punch..” DEATH PENALTY.

In 2018 UF doesn’t like labels. Athlete is a much more general accepting term for any type of player: DB, RB, left bench, water boy, convicted felon they’re all the same at the end of the day so lets stick to ATH.

ANOTHER UPDATE: A second delusional Florida fan heard about said bet and decided he wanted to get in on the action as well. I have somehow successfully placed 2 bets for 250$ on a Florida team led by the all conquering Dan Mullet to win 9 games this year. It has been a day gentlemen. At this...

Update: I just walked him through his schedule and he is now closing down all betting operations for the day

I just made a 250$ bet with a delusional co worker that Florida is going to have a 9 win season. I asked him a 5 different times if he was sure because I felt bad about taking his money until he claimed Mullen was a better coach than Richt. This is going to be fun to watch.