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I just made a 250$ bet with a delusional co worker that Florida is going to have a 9 win season. I asked him a 5 different times if he was sure because I felt bad about taking his money until he claimed Mullen was a better coach than Richt. This is going to be fun to watch.
 
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I just made a 250$ bet with a delusional co worker that Florida was going to have a 9 win season. I asked him a 5 different times if he was sure because I felt bad about taking his money until he claimed Mullen was a better coach than Richt. This is going to fun to watch.

Is he still looking for any other takers on that action?!
 
I just made a 250$ bet with a delusional co worker that Florida is going to have a 9 win season. I asked him a 5 different times if he was sure because I felt bad about taking his money until he claimed Mullen was a better coach than Richt. This is going to fun to watch.

Make it $500 and I’ll cover the other $250. I could use some easy money.
 
ANOTHER UPDATE: A second delusional Florida fan heard about said bet and decided he wanted to get in on the action as well. I have somehow successfully placed 2 bets for 250$ on a Florida team led by the all conquering Dan Mullet to win 9 games this year. It has been a day gentlemen. At this rate the UF Alumni Association will be funding a UM table at Basement come December.
 
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ANOTHER UPDATE: A second delusional Florida fan heard about said bet and decided he wanted to get in on the action as well. I have somehow successfully placed 2 bets for 250$ on a Florida team lead by the all conquering Dan Mullet to win 9 games this year. It has been a day gentlemen. At this rate the UF Alumni Association will be funding a UM table at Basement come December.

C'mon mane
 
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ANOTHER UPDATE: A second delusional Florida fan heard about said bet and decided he wanted to get in on the action as well. I have somehow successfully placed 2 bets for 250$ on a Florida team led by the all conquering Dan Mullet to win 9 games this year. It has been a day gentlemen. At this rate the UF Alumni Association will be funding a UM table at Basement come December.

Yo.....get me down for $200 next gator you run into. Easy money.
 
Urban just released a statement. An excerpt:

Ohio State football coach Urban Meyer issued a statement on Friday saying that he "failed" when he denied knowing about domestic violence allegations against one of his former assistant coaches.

Meyer said last week that he knew nothing about the 2015 complaint or any other domestic issues that Zach Smith had during the six years Meyer and Smith worked together at Ohio State.

Zach Smith's ex-wife said that she shared texts with Meyer's wife detailing years of domestic violence. Courtney Smith said she was not sure if Urban Meyer knew about the allegations.

"Here is the truth: While at the University of Florida, and now at The Ohio State University, I have always followed proper reporting protocols and procedures when I have learned of an incident involving a student-athlete, coach or member of our staff by elevating the issues to the proper channels," Meyer said in a statement posted on Twitter. "And, I do so regarding the Zach Smith incident in 2015. I take that responsibility very seriously and any suggestion to the contrary is simply false."



So he admitted that lied, but then told even more lies.
 
Update: I just walked him through his schedule and he is now closing down all betting operations for the day
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I just made a 250$ bet with a delusional co worker that Florida is going to have a 9 win season. I asked him a 5 different times if he was sure because I felt bad about taking his money until he claimed Mullen was a better coach than Richt. This is going to be fun to watch.


TAKE. HIS. MONEY.

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Urban just released a statement. An excerpt:

Ohio State football coach Urban Meyer issued a statement on Friday saying that he "failed" when he denied knowing about domestic violence allegations against one of his former assistant coaches.

Meyer said last week that he knew nothing about the 2015 complaint or any other domestic issues that Zach Smith had during the six years Meyer and Smith worked together at Ohio State.

Zach Smith's ex-wife said that she shared texts with Meyer's wife detailing years of domestic violence. Courtney Smith said she was not sure if Urban Meyer knew about the allegations.

"Here is the truth: While at the University of Florida, and now at The Ohio State University, I have always followed proper reporting protocols and procedures when I have learned of an incident involving a student-athlete, coach or member of our staff by elevating the issues to the proper channels," Meyer said in a statement posted on Twitter. "And, I do so regarding the Zach Smith incident in 2015. I take that responsibility very seriously and any suggestion to the contrary is simply false."


So he admitted that lied, but then told even more lies.



GO BACK AND RE-READ HIS STATEMENT.

THE IDIOT LIAR NEVER DENIED KNOWING ABOUT THE 2009 INCIDENT.

Which means that he committed a Title IX violation at UF too, since he did not report the incident and, instead, sent his "life coach" to pressure Courtney Smith to drop her complaint.

Oh, and then he "counseled" the Smiths.

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New details on Justin Watkins:


The conflict between Watkins and his girlfriend of eight months, an 18-year-old Santa Fe student set to enroll at UF in August, was not immediately reported by the victim because she did not want to jeopardize “Watkins’ football status and source of family income.” [I guess this proves that SEC players get paid] The victim’s mother convinced her to report the incident three days later on Monday, July 23.

While separated from the eventual victim, Watkins grew jealous when he noticed teammate Vosean Joseph, a junior linebacker, had “liked” some of her pictures on Instagram. He confronted the victim when she arrived at his dorm, asking where she was coming from and why Joseph liked her pictures. The victim stated she had never met Joseph, but Watkins did not believer her and held a FaceTime video chat with Joseph to find out. Joseph confirmed he did not know the victim, but Watkins did not believe either of them and allegedly stated, “If you don’t say the truth, I’ll kill her.”

It was at that moment that the domestic battery began as Watkins allegedly pinned the victim to the bed, knocked his head against hers and struck her both with open hands and closed fists while questioning her about Joseph and other men. She denied cheating on him. Watkins then allegedly checked her for hickies, “grabbed her by the collar of her shirt and threw her around the room and back onto the bed.”

Watkins called Joseph back at that point, threatening him. “Bro, when I see you, I’mma beat your ***,” Watkins allegedly said. “You twerkin’ bro; I never met that girl,” Joseph replied. Joseph confirmed his FaceTime conversations and calls with Watkins during an interview with officers.

After throwing the phone down, Watkins pinned the victim to the bed again and allegedly began choking her while straddling her body, first for 15 seconds and then twice more for eights seconds each despite allegedly knowing the victim had asthma. She demanded he leave, but Watkins blocked the doorway and exclaimed, “I can’t believe this happened to me again,” while talking to himself.

The victim was able to acquire mace from her bag while lying down and told Watkins she would use it if he would not allow her to leave. This led Watkins to allegedly threaten to “show up at her mothers house,” to which the victim told him again she wanted to leave and that she would be calling the police. Watkins allegedly “pulled her hair and hooded jacket, yanking her back into the room” before “grabb[ing] her belt and yank[ing] her backward causing marks/bleeding on her stomach.”

This allowed the victim a window to spray him with mace and escape. Watkins allegedly followed and threw a variety of objects at her, including a wooden brush and container of hair grease that made contact with her, causing bleeding and swelling on her hands. The victim told police she was in so much pain that, while trying to drive home, she had to wait in the parking lot for an hour before making a second attempt.

During an interview with UPD on Tuesday following the victim’s report, Watkins changed his story multiple times. First, he denied being with the victim on July 20 and claimed they were not in a relationship. He then changed course and said he likely impregnated her two months earlier; it is not stated in the police report whether the victim actually is pregnant. Watkins claimed the victim “shoved her way into his apartment,” referring to her as “crazy and a *****,” per the police report. He claimed that his hands were too full to stop her from entering and that she sprayed him with mace because he would not allow her to enter his bedroom of the dorm suite.

Watkins originally stated that Joseph was not involved or contacted during the incident before an officer pointed out that call history can be obtained. Watkins then said he was positive the victim was cheating on him with Joseph “based on Instagram activity” and admitted to standing in the victim’s way, being sprayed with mace and throwing items at her.

While handcuffed and in the back of a squad car being driven to the police station, Watkins allegedly told an officer that “Joseph does ‘voodoo’ and has been doing voodoo on Watkins for some time now, causing problems in his life, such as his phone screen crashing.”

Watkins spent three days in jail before posting $40,000 bond. There is a standing no contact order with the victim.

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