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[grover]

Caldwell's first round picks:

• 2013: Luke Joeckel (T, Texas A&M) - No. 2 overall
• 2014: Blake Bortles (QB, UCF) - No. 3 overall
• 2015: Dante Fowler Jr. (DE, Florida) - No. 3 overall
• 2016: Jalen Ramsey (CB, Florida State) - No. 5 overall
• 2017: Leonard Fournette (RB, LSU) - No. 4 overall
• 2018: Taven Bryan (DT, Florida) - No. 29 overall
• 2019: Josh Allen (DE, Kentucky) - No. 7 overall
• 2020: C.J. Henderson (CB, Florida) - No. 9 overall; K'Lavon Chaisson (DE, LSU) - No. 20 overall

Bust
Bust
Bust (at least with the Jags)
Hit
Miss
Bust
Hit
Bust/Bust

Looks like a Randy Shannon or Manny Diaz recruiting class.

 

[Stats02]

Caldwell's first round picks:

• 2013: Luke Joeckel (T, Texas A&M) - No. 2 overall
• 2014: Blake Bortles (QB, UCF) - No. 3 overall
• 2015: Dante Fowler Jr. (DE, Florida) - No. 3 overall
• 2016: Jalen Ramsey (CB, Florida State) - No. 5 overall
• 2017: Leonard Fournette (RB, LSU) - No. 4 overall
• 2018: Taven Bryan (DT, Florida) - No. 29 overall
• 2019: Josh Allen (DE, Kentucky) - No. 7 overall
• 2020: C.J. Henderson (CB, Florida) - No. 9 overall; K'Lavon Chaisson (DE, LSU) - No. 20 overall

Bust
Bust
Bust (at least with the Jags)
Hit
Miss
Bust
Hit
Bust/Bust

I know Caldwell had/has no prior affiliation with UF or the SEC, but he seems like an SEC douchebag. He got fleeced by the "SEC-SEC-SEC" mantra. I understand the Fournette pick at #4, he just didn't work out. The rest of those SEC and UF goobers were not anywhere close to worthy of that high of a draft pick.

 

[TheOriginalCane]

Caldwell's first round picks:

• 2013: Luke Joeckel (T, Texas A&M) - No. 2 overall
• 2014: Blake Bortles (QB, UCF) - No. 3 overall
• 2015: Dante Fowler Jr. (DE, Florida) - No. 3 overall
• 2016: Jalen Ramsey (CB, Florida State) - No. 5 overall
• 2017: Leonard Fournette (RB, LSU) - No. 4 overall
• 2018: Taven Bryan (DT, Florida) - No. 29 overall
• 2019: Josh Allen (DE, Kentucky) - No. 7 overall
• 2020: C.J. Henderson (CB, Florida) - No. 9 overall; K'Lavon Chaisson (DE, LSU) - No. 20 overall

Bust
Bust
Bust (at least with the Jags)
Hit
Miss
Bust
Hit
Bust/Bust

Five of those nine picks are from Florida state schools. Three Gators, a SemenHole, and a Golden Knight.

Seven of those nine picks are from SEC Schools. Three Gators, plus two from LSU, one from Kentucky, and one from aTm.

Got ****...

 

[TheOriginalCane]

 

[RVACane]

By all means let this man decide who gets offers

If I can borrow a word from @OriginalCanesCanesCanes, their new gm looks like a troglodyte.

 

[MrCane]

By all means let this man decide who gets offers

That's the face a Gator makes when he realizes his family tree ain't got no branches.

 

[Ispyin]

By all means let this man decide who gets offers