Tears Gator Tears

Caldwell's first round picks:

  • 2013: Luke Joeckel (T, Texas A&M) - No. 2 overall
  • 2014: Blake Bortles (QB, UCF) - No. 3 overall
  • 2015: Dante Fowler Jr. (DE, Florida) - No. 3 overall
  • 2016: Jalen Ramsey (CB, Florida State) - No. 5 overall
  • 2017: Leonard Fournette (RB, LSU) - No. 4 overall
  • 2018: Taven Bryan (DT, Florida) - No. 29 overall
  • 2019: Josh Allen (DE, Kentucky) - No. 7 overall
  • 2020: C.J. Henderson (CB, Florida) - No. 9 overall; K'Lavon Chaisson (DE, LSU) - No. 20 overall

Bust
Bust
Bust (at least with the Jags)
Hit
Miss
Bust
Hit
Bust/Bust

Looks like a Randy Shannon or Manny Diaz recruiting class.
 
Caldwell's first round picks:

  • 2013: Luke Joeckel (T, Texas A&M) - No. 2 overall
  • 2014: Blake Bortles (QB, UCF) - No. 3 overall
  • 2015: Dante Fowler Jr. (DE, Florida) - No. 3 overall
  • 2016: Jalen Ramsey (CB, Florida State) - No. 5 overall
  • 2017: Leonard Fournette (RB, LSU) - No. 4 overall
  • 2018: Taven Bryan (DT, Florida) - No. 29 overall
  • 2019: Josh Allen (DE, Kentucky) - No. 7 overall
  • 2020: C.J. Henderson (CB, Florida) - No. 9 overall; K'Lavon Chaisson (DE, LSU) - No. 20 overall

Bust
Bust
Bust (at least with the Jags)
Hit
Miss
Bust
Hit
Bust/Bust
I know Caldwell had/has no prior affiliation with UF or the SEC, but he seems like an SEC douchebag. He got fleeced by the "SEC-SEC-SEC" mantra. I understand the Fournette pick at #4, he just didn't work out. The rest of those SEC and UF goobers were not anywhere close to worthy of that high of a draft pick.
 
Caldwell's first round picks:

  • 2013: Luke Joeckel (T, Texas A&M) - No. 2 overall
  • 2014: Blake Bortles (QB, UCF) - No. 3 overall
  • 2015: Dante Fowler Jr. (DE, Florida) - No. 3 overall
  • 2016: Jalen Ramsey (CB, Florida State) - No. 5 overall
  • 2017: Leonard Fournette (RB, LSU) - No. 4 overall
  • 2018: Taven Bryan (DT, Florida) - No. 29 overall
  • 2019: Josh Allen (DE, Kentucky) - No. 7 overall
  • 2020: C.J. Henderson (CB, Florida) - No. 9 overall; K'Lavon Chaisson (DE, LSU) - No. 20 overall

Bust
Bust
Bust (at least with the Jags)
Hit
Miss
Bust
Hit
Bust/Bust



Five of those nine picks are from Florida state schools. Three Gators, a SemenHole, and a Golden Knight.

Seven of those nine picks are from SEC Schools. Three Gators, plus two from LSU, one from Kentucky, and one from aTm.

Got ****...
 
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Miami has won 9 of 11 against Gayta over last 40 years and won’t play again until who knows. Thats gotta suck to know that a team with no stadium, no conference, and a fake fanbase thoroughly owns you
And one of the losses was by 5, the other they happened to have one of the best college football players ever in Tebow
 
And one of the losses was by 5, the other they happened to have one of the best college football players ever in Tebow

Colin McCarthy had one of the nastiest crackback blocks on a kickoff I’ve ever seen in that Tebow game. They were legal back then. Just laid the Gator kid out. The loss stung but we beat the crap out of them. It was 9-3 heading into the fourth quarter. **** Urban Meyer, Saint Tebow and their band of nutbags and criminals.
 
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Colin McCarthy had one of the nastiest crackback blocks on a kickoff I’ve ever seen in that Tebow game. They were legal back then. Just laid the Gator kid out. The loss stung but we beat the crap out of them. It was 9-3 heading into the fourth quarter. **** Urban Meyer, Saint Tebow and their band of nutbags and criminals.
sean Spence had a great tackle on Tebow in the open field.
 
Colin McCarthy had one of the nastiest crackback blocks on a kickoff I’ve ever seen in that Tebow game. They were legal back then. Just laid the Gator kid out. The loss stung but we beat the crap out of them. It was 9-3 heading into the fourth quarter. **** Urban Meyer, Saint Tebow and their band of nutbags and criminals.
We really had no business hanging around with them that game. Our offense really struggled and just looked awful. Somehow, we still had a chance going into the 4th qtr.

We got shafted big-time on some controversial calls there in the 4th qtr. No, I'm not blaming the refs or those calls for the loss. UF was clearly better and was going to win that game regardless. However, those calls really helped UF immensely and hurt our chances of keeping the game close.

One of those controversial calls was a long pass to a UF receiver on the sideline. The pass wasn't on target and the UF receiver had to leave his feet to make the catch. He made the catch in the air and our DB (Randy Phillips) hit him in the air. The UF player landed partially out of bounds. The ball was out of bounds, but one of his elbows hit inbounds. Also, the ball popped out immediately when he hit the grounds. It was immediately called no catch by the refs, which was the correct call. The UF receiver basically had control of the ball for 1 second in the air and did not maintain possession all the way through. They went to replay and overturned the call. I was shocked. That gave them a 1st and goal and they ended up scoring a TD on that drive. That was initially a 3rd and long. That would have put UF at 4th and long just outside FG range. They probably punt, pinning us deep with the score still 9-3.

Again, our offense was putrid, so we probably don't score. UF was the much better team. But any chance we thought we may have had for an upset was eliminated after that reversed call.
 
These the type of videos you come back to three years later knowing you called it right. You know this guy will fail, he aint giving himself a shot. They going to meme this dude year 1
Our guy waking up at 4:30 and pounding Cafecito shots on the way to the office. Sumrall is a pretend bourbon connoisseur. As a life long Kentuckian smack dab in the middle of bourbon country -and a huge fan of Cuban espresso- I can say this is a very strong trend in our favor.

Man, it’s a life luxury having Cristobal at the helm of this operation.
 
Our guy waking up at 4:30 and pounding Cafecito shots on the way to the office. Sumrall is a pretend bourbon connoisseur. As a life long Kentuckian smack dab in the middle of bourbon country -and a huge fan of Cuban espresso- I can say this is a very strong trend in our favor.

Man, it’s a life luxury having Cristobal at the helm of this operation.
It’s more of a luxury knowing that when we win the natty the nation is gonna pull for someone like bama taking him from us, not understanding that this truly is his dream and final job
 
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