Y'ALL GOTTA LIVE LIFE BRUH

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I'm married to this game, that's who I made my wife
Said I'll die alone, I told that ***** she prolly right
One thing that's for sure, not a stranger to this life
Got a safe that's full of Franklins, and a shoulder full of stripes
 
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Why you got your jack rag on the bed mane?
Ok here’s the rag story. I’m in LA hangin with my girl CC who is an actress that effs with ballers. We go to pick up her girlfriend Stacy and I see Robert Horry step outta his ride and give Stacy a hug as she exits. (Btw, Stacy is a dime redbone BBall groupie).
Chic gets in my truck and says “**** CC I like your friend.” After a very brief convo she says “**** I wanna suck you off but you ain’t got no nut rag up in here.” - True story.

First time I ever heard of a fkn ‘NUT RAG’.
Moral to the story: Keep you a nut rag handy, never know when you’re gonna come up.
 
Ok here’s the rag story. I’m in LA hangin with my girl CC who is an actress that effs with ballers. We go to pick up her girlfriend Stacy and I see Robert Horry step outta his ride and give Stacy a hug as she exits. (Btw, Stacy is a dime redbone BBall groupie).
Chic gets in my truck and says “**** CC I like your friend.” After a very brief convo she says “**** I wanna suck you off but you ain’t got no nut rag up in here.” - True story.

First time I ever heard of a fkn ‘NUT RAG’.
Moral to the story: Keep you a nut rag handy, never know when you’re gonna come up.
You should’ve told her to catch it all like a champ or take off her bra or underwear and use that.
 
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