Will Smith Swings On Chris Rock At The Oscars...

So violence is the answer, got it.
Words are Violence!!!

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Will be curious to see if some Hollyweirds start watching their mouths a touch before someone else slaps the fuqtard muppet out of them.

Probably not, but wouldn't it be great to see a few more...
 
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It's a monologue to an awards show. You are likely to be made fun of. If you have a problem with that, just do what Lebron did when Heat lost in the finals, don't show up to the ESPYs.
True story I saw Chris Rock brother few years ago at palm beach improv and sat right up front and he made fun of me
 
That issh was Fake…they all thee attention Now…All eyes on the Smith’s and the Rocks right now…don’t fall for the banana in the tailpipe guyz…the Oscar’s ratings where awful in the past So they came up with this bull ish to get some buzz and get everyone to tune in next year…I’ll pass…Go Canes
 
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Good thing he didn’t swing. Look how he’s got his thumb tucked into his fist.
I am wondering if he was trying to pull his thumb to maintain his calm. I’d be shaking, personally.
 
He didn't really sucker slap him. He walked up to him winded back and slapped him. Anyone that couldn't dodge that has embarrassingly slow reflexes.
You’re a moron if you think ANYONE expected Will to do that. That was sucker slap.

Kudos to Rock for taking the high road and not reacting in that situation.
 
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You’re a moron if you think ANYONE expected Will to do that. That was sucker slap.

Kudos to Rock for taking the high road and not reacting in that situation.
You must be brain dead if you couldn't see that ****ed back slap coming from a mile away. You must be incredibly uncoordinated if you think a fully functioning adult wouldn't be able to dodge that slap.
 
You must be brain dead if you couldn't see that ****ed back slap coming from a mile away. You must be incredibly uncoordinated if you think a fully functioning adult wouldn't be able to dodge that slap.
Like the rest of the planet earth, Chris didn’t dodge it because he had no idea that was coming. But we get it, you’re spider senses would have warned you and Will would have never touched you. FOH..
 
Like the rest of the planet earth, Chris didn’t dodge it because he had no idea that was coming. But we get it, you’re spider senses would have warned you and Will would have never touched you. FOH..

Like the rest of planet earth? There are thousands of videos online of people dodging "sucker punches" and there are millions of more occurrences that never made it to video. Only a complete spaz is going to get caught by an undisguised telegraphed smack like that.
 
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Like the rest of planet earth? There are thousands of videos online of people dodging "sucker punches" and there are millions of more occurrences that never made it to video. Only a complete spaz is going to get caught by an undisguised telegraphed smack like that.
You really are a moron if you’re comparing any of those videos to a situation with the host of the Oscar’s, with Will freaking Smith, in front of millions. Holy ******* ****, Spider-Man…
 
You really are a moron if you’re comparing any of those videos to a situation with the host of the Oscar’s, with Will freaking Smith, in front of millions. Holy ******* ****, Spider-Man…
The venue doesn't make a difference. If someone stands in front of you, reaches back with their hand and then slowly brings it across your face. You dodge the slap. You don't need to be spiderman to dodge that.

Even if Chris was actually stupid enough to think Will was coming up there to give him a hand shake. He still should have been able to dodge it once he started reaching back for the slap. He obviously has extremely slow reflexes.
 
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QUESTION:

Same outcome if it were Denzel Washington?

Roman Polanski?

Woody Allen?

Robert DeNiro?

Steven Spielberg?

Samuel Jackson?

Tom Hanks?

Morgan Freeman?

Jack Nicholson?

Tangent: Do you have to be a member of the "Academy" 🤮 to play make believe professionally?

Is Willy gonna be reduced to taking gigs as a fluffer for second rate B **** movies filmed in Macedonia?
 
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