Oh, so now we're going to credit the DC for the HC's accomplishments? You must be a big Schiano fan. As DC, he recruited the greatest team in CFB history. Botch was outcoached consistently by anyone with half a brain. He never won chit and never will. Even Blandy spanked him the last time they met. He's a baffoon and you're a baffoon ball licker.
If stupid was painful, you'd be on a morphine drip. The DC that coaches the defense for three Superbowl wins, apparently knows just a bit about defense, 'tard. I'm starting to understand why they finally burned down the school just to get you out of the third grade.
I'm not nearly as big a Schiano fan as some here, so now I see why your proctologist loves you with your uncanny ability to reach around and pull things out of urass. I know that makes your momma proud.
Your cherry-picking is all you got, taint lick. Anyone can pick any coach in history and find a few that they wish they had over.
Mods, this is a bit off topic, but I think it bears an answer - how many times a week do they come by to water you?