You can only select people who aren't considered corches yet. Therefore you can't pick somebody like Will Muschamp who everybody knows is a corch.
My votes, in order
1. Mark Helfrich, Oregon- Does he have a picture of the Larry Coker-Frank Solich handshake prior to the 2002 Rose Bowl in his office? If he doesn't somebody needs to give him that picture.
2. Butch Jones, Tennessee- He's going into year 4 with a 5-7-9 win pattern. I think we know all too well what happens in year 4.
3. Jim McElwain, Florida- That was the most awful 10-4 season I ever saw. Inevitable regression the next year.
4. Gus Malzahn, Auburn- No more kick 6s. He's seeming a bit like Gene Chizik, except without a national title ring
5. Clay Helton, USC- I can't believe USC made a hire this awful. Thought of excluding this because everybody knows he's a corch already. Well except for the USC administration that is.
6. Chris Peterson, Washington- Does not seem at all like he's a great coach in the Power 5. At least he's not as bad as Dan Hawkins was at Colorado.
7. Charlie Strong, Texas- Can be included in this since not all people realize he's a corch yet. Some people are blaming his corchiness on Mack Brown.
8. Kevin Sumlin, TAMU- Manziel is gone
My votes, in order
1. Mark Helfrich, Oregon- Does he have a picture of the Larry Coker-Frank Solich handshake prior to the 2002 Rose Bowl in his office? If he doesn't somebody needs to give him that picture.
2. Butch Jones, Tennessee- He's going into year 4 with a 5-7-9 win pattern. I think we know all too well what happens in year 4.
3. Jim McElwain, Florida- That was the most awful 10-4 season I ever saw. Inevitable regression the next year.
4. Gus Malzahn, Auburn- No more kick 6s. He's seeming a bit like Gene Chizik, except without a national title ring
5. Clay Helton, USC- I can't believe USC made a hire this awful. Thought of excluding this because everybody knows he's a corch already. Well except for the USC administration that is.
6. Chris Peterson, Washington- Does not seem at all like he's a great coach in the Power 5. At least he's not as bad as Dan Hawkins was at Colorado.
7. Charlie Strong, Texas- Can be included in this since not all people realize he's a corch yet. Some people are blaming his corchiness on Mack Brown.
8. Kevin Sumlin, TAMU- Manziel is gone
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