Who will prove themselves a corch in 2016?

[Cribby]

Corch 2.0 , the second coming

Muschamp

 

[PanteraCanes]

So forgive my newness, but what is a corch and where did the term come from? I am pretty sure its a derogatory term toward a coach but that is as far as I have gotten.

 

[pimpcane1]

So forgive my newness, but what is a corch and where did the term come from? I am pretty sure its a derogatory term toward a coach but that is as far as I have gotten.

Its a word for a terrible coach. It came from the clip below, even though Urban isn't a corch.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgbBP9Em00A

 

[Genghis Cane]

Can't forget Butch Jones, that guy is an overrated corch and a half.

 

[OriginalCanesCanesCanes]

And this guy sweats corch juice, right?

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I'm just asking. Is this a hybrid half-human and half-sow-hog.

 

[PanteraCanes]

So forgive my newness, but what is a corch and where did the term come from? I am pretty sure its a derogatory term toward a coach but that is as far as I have gotten.

Its a word for a terrible coach. It came from the clip below, even though Urban isn't a corch.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgbBP9Em00A

Thanks. I forgot about that speech. It was sad for the state on so many levels.

 

[JG13]

The only reason this guy isn't on the list is because we've already deemed him extremely corchy, right?

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Is that Lion O or Cheetara?

 

[Waterfall]

Can't forget Butch Jones, that guy is an overrated corch and a half.

I said already I neglected to put Jones in the poll by accident. He's on a 5-7-9 pattern right now.

 

[Tad Footeball]

And this guy sweats corch juice, right?

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I'm just asking. Is this a hybrid half-human and half-sow-hog.

3/4 sow hog.

 

[RepTheGables]

I think Petersen will do very well this year.

McElwain is going to stack Ls like [MENTION=5124]Coach Macho[/MENTION] stacks ****s.

 

[Waterfall]

Everybody but UF fans seems to realize what a joke McElwain is.

 

[kryptonite]

And this guy sweats corch juice, right?

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That's exactly why I excluded Bielma. But who is the picture of the other coach you posted?

The Black Al Golden. Resides at Alfredo's alma mater.

Yeah I excluded James Franklin for that reason.

But I thought Randy Shannon was the Black Al Golden. Well since Shannon came 1st I'm more tempted to call Al Golden the white Randy Shannon actually.

W/L wise, al may be the white randy, but cmon. Golden is a dung heap of a human, whereas randy is just a bad HC.

 

[kryptonite]

So forgive my newness, but what is a corch and where did the term come from? I am pretty sure its a derogatory term toward a coach but that is as far as I have gotten.

Its a word for a terrible coach. It came from the clip below, even though Urban isn't a corch.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgbBP9Em00A

Jesus, that's brutal.

 

[Coach Macho]

I think Petersen will do very well this year.

McElwain is going to stack Ls like [MENTION=5124]Coach Macho[/MENTION] stacks ****s.

Corny a$$ *****. Get some new material. That sucked.

 

[FrancisSawyer]

And this guy sweats corch juice, right?

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That's exactly why I excluded Bielma. But who is the picture of the other coach you posted?

The Black Al Golden. Resides at Alfredo's alma mater.

Yeah I excluded James Franklin for that reason.

But I thought Randy Shannon was the Black Al Golden. Well since Shannon came 1st I'm more tempted to call Al Golden the white Randy Shannon actually.

There's no way in **** Fat Al gets to be called the white Randy Shannon. Onion is a corch for sure but he is miles better than Folden. Fat Al Folden took the art of corching to a whole new level in his five seasons here. At least Onion beat FSU twice and one of those wins was with Kirby" Hockey Helmet" Freeman at QB. Fat Al couldn't beat the Citadel with Kirby Freeman at QB.

 

[Waterfall]

And this guy sweats corch juice, right?

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That's exactly why I excluded Bielma. But who is the picture of the other coach you posted?

The Black Al Golden. Resides at Alfredo's alma mater.

Yeah I excluded James Franklin for that reason.

But I thought Randy Shannon was the Black Al Golden. Well since Shannon came 1st I'm more tempted to call Al Golden the white Randy Shannon actually.

There's no way in **** Fat Al gets to be called the white Randy Shannon. Onion is a corch for sure but he is miles better than Folden. Fat Al Folden took the art of corching to a whole new level in his five seasons here. At least Onion beat FSU twice and one of those wins was with Kirby" Hockey Helmet" Freeman at QB. Fat Al couldn't beat the Citadel with Kirby Freeman at QB.

What people fail to take into account with this is that Golden was facing much tougher UVA teams than Randy.

Granted that Golden never faced a gauntlet like Randy did to open 09 (which Randy opened 3-1 against.) And Golden went .250 vs Mike London, while I'm not aware of Randy having such an awful record vs a similiar corch.