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I have a torn meniscus, it was a trial run before the State Closed 4.5s, just to see if I could even play the game again.real tennis players don't brag about playing horse **** 3.0 tennis matches.
The Director wouldnt even let me play 3.5 cause it was on hard, and made me play open doubles on clay, the only match in the tournament not on hard. Even our opponents agreed.
How about we play? Ill beat you and the entire army of playa hatas here, one after the other, set after set, until i lose one game, which will be never!
Nobody beats the "Monster"! (Thats what the old people at Sebastian Friendly Tennis Club call me). I aced this 87 year old, former Texas State Champion, THREE times in one game! I dont play! She never even saw them coming! Bounced a kick serve right into her head, "Boom!", right in the dome!
Now if you will excuse me, I have Round Robins at 7:00am, and no more time for your foolishment!
#Monster