This can’t be real…

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Larry Coker: HC
Patrick Nix: OC/WR/RB/OL Coach
Richt Jr: QB Coach
Al Golden: TE Coach
Dnofrio: DC/DB/DL Coach
Diaz: LB Coach
Feagles Jr: ST Coach

There will be cheeseburgers, ties, gap control, bubble screens, clapping, nepotism, and 20 yard backward punts to be had by all.
This is the corching staff of nightmares. I can just imagine Mandy getting into a fight with Doritos over a 2-Star athlete that Miaz wants to recruit for striker, but Dorito is sure that the kid is the next All-American safety while running a 5.2 40, and timing in at 5.4 in the short shuttle. Doritos has Mandy in a rear naked choke, as Manolo lisps something unintelligible.

Meanwhile, Clappy is sweating nervously while stuttering in his best Elmer Fudd voice, and instead of taking control of the situation, he asks the players what they think that he should do.

Folden is sitting at the table, hungrily scarfing down all of the leftovers from the player’s lunches, and screams with his mouth full of Big Mac, “Doritos…be a cheeseburger”!

Richt Jr. walks in on the brouhaha and screams at the top of his lungs, “Dad…the fat dude is beating the midget up again.”

Feagles Jr. hears the commotion, and runs in to try and stop the fight, but slips on a banana peel that had been dropped on the floor by Folden. The banana peel flies backwards, and travels a longer distance than any of his punts ever did.

Finally, Nix walks in and says, “No offense, but…”
 
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Larry Coker: HC
Patrick Nix: OC/WR/RB/OL Coach
Richt Jr: QB Coach
Al Golden: TE Coach
Dnofrio: DC/DB/DL Coach
Diaz: LB Coach
Feagles Jr: ST Coach

There will be cheeseburgers, ties, gap control, bubble screens, clapping, nepotism, and 20 yard backward punts to be had by all.
Bring in N’kosi as some sort of relationship coach and Bubba Baxa as a grad assistant that focuses on kicking and we’re all set
 
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Wait a second. If this has been on the website for a while, then I find what I just discovered in another thread to be a **** of a coincidence.

@Fly1 posted this link to the Chud 2001 profile at 8:23 pm:

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And amazingly, Mack just so happened to be checking out Miami’s website for coaches and started this thread more than an hour later with the same old bio as breaking news…

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Do we have thread plagiarism here???
Saw info on this same subject, on a hurricanes fan page, through Facebook. Whoever dug it up, has it spread like cancer now!
 
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