This thread is absolute PROOF POSITIVE that we have some of the softest, ****iest crybaby fans on the planet.
And, hey, it's not everybody, but we've got a very loud, very ****y 10% of our fanbase who will run around crying like ******* every time we have to face a bit of adversity. One minute they'll lie to you by saying "Yeah, I trust Mario now that he took us to the finals and signed all those blue chips", but the minute our team STRUGGLES to win a game (but still wins anyhow), they will go OFF, telling you how this player or this unit is the worst they've ever seen at Miami.
Look, I think the world of Malachi. I would never say that anyone can "replace" him. He is (and/or will soon be, statistically) the greatest WR who has ever played at Miami. But if you think that Miami can't eke out a few wins against multi-loss Duke, VaTech, and BC teams without the greatest ever WR at UM, then maybe you need your head and your expectations examined.
I know that this will come as a shock to some porsters, but Miami has managed to win 5 national championships before Malachi Toney was ever Immaculately Conceived in his mother's virgin womb. And it is highly likely that Miami will win more national championships after Malachi Toney ascends into heaven or the NFL, whichever comes first. So what that entails is the REST OF THE TEAM performing up to their highest standards to do everything they can to replace the statistical production of Malachi Toney, even if they cannot reproduce his actual physical and spiritual presence.
If need be, we should start calling out and NAMING the most pusillanimous porsters who are claiming that our season is over, all hope is lost, and that we are nothing without our best player. It has become tiresome and infuriating. It was bad enough when the accurately named Mope Squad was spreading its verbal diarrhea when the Hurricanes were less successful, so now they find isolated incidents in which they can re-exert their ****iest tendencies.
**** it. We've got games to win and rings to earn. May God, in all his infinite wisdom, heal Malachi Toney's ankle in much the same way that Jesus Christ healed the blind and cured the lepers.
Peace be with you all, except for the mopey ******* who try to ruin this board EVERY SINGLE TIME.