Superfan Losers who wear costumes at Miami games to attract attention

[NJshoreCane]

Step 1: Buy tickets
Step 2: Go to game
Step 3: Stop whining about what other people do

If you live more than 200 miles away… skip steps 1 & 2.

There's no excuse to skip.
Not now.

 

[thereds]

CaneFreak is as cool as they come. Very nice dude.

 

[thereds]

Me and Freddie

 

[miamicanephins]

@Go Canes!! Is this you?

 

[PredaCane]

You know the ones...

What steps can be taken to get these bozos off my tv screen every 5 minutes on Saturdays?

Would you rather they not be there?

 

[Empirical Cane]

Don’t let Juan from Little Havana see this

Body Bag Lyfe.

 

[Empirical Cane]

I've seen the same 'King Nut' ******* painted up on the few *Taint games I've watched in the last two decades.

Pretty sure every fanbase has theirs.

What you can do though, is fight fire with fire. Put together the most obnoxiously over the top and ridiculous costume you can and wear it for games. I'm talking dress as Sebastian the ******* Ibis, dressed in football pads, with a football helmet with viking horns, accessorise with some Star Wars **** and a cape, and finally, put some sequins and LED lights on it.

Then they won't get on TV and will be sad. You'll win.

You put some thought into your plan.

 

[miamimike305]

You’ve looked at Manny Diaz for the last three years and that’s every minute. Also how his father is Manny diaz sr. And how he dreamt all his life to coach at Miami just to “f it all up.”

 

[TpaBayFlyFisher]

I wish women Cane fans would start wearing wet t-shirts as a thing at games…….

 

[Cane Fan 4 Life]

You know the ones...

What steps can be taken to get these bozos off my tv screen every 5 minutes on Saturdays?

**** @rok! Running outta things to complain about?

Or is this one of those things that you just can’t stand?

My wife hates the big Christmas inflate-ables you see in the front lawns and every dayum year she tells me she wants to slash them open with a knife…and no, she’s not a latina (unfortunately for me).

 

[MichiCANE]

Have a really good friend in my area. He dresses up crazy for every Detroit Lions game. If you want to call anybody a loser, call him a loser lol. I would never do it, but let people have their thing. Who cares

 

[Deleted member 23667]

@Go Canes!! Is this you?

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This dude is a legend. Watch any Canes video compilation going back to the 80s and you'll see him there.

 

[Deleted member 23667]

So basically, we really can't ***** about Manny now, so we're turning our attention to the superfans who go to every home game (and some go beyond that, spring game, Caneafest, away games, toilet bowl games, etc.). We've officially run out of things to ***** about basically.

What's next, our stadium food? Bathroom stalls? South Florida weather? What?

 

[miamicanephins]

This dude is a legend. Watch any Canes video compilation going back to the 80s and you'll see him there.

Do know who he was?

 

[PhenomCane]

@Go Canes!! Is this you?

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This OG spent 30+ years dressing up like that at the OB. His predecessors are just following his legacy

 

[P-Tizzle]

What's wrong with her?

 

[UMercury21]

stop being a pvssy fan and go to the games yourself instead of watching them on tv.

 

[Deleted member 23667]

What's wrong with her?

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[Deleted member 23667]

Do know who he was?

I don't remember his actual name. I think they called him the Miami Fanatic and the Dolfanatic.

 

[CanesVan]

Do know who he was?

His name is Richard Molinari. Last I saw of him, he was trying to get sponsors to pay his way to one of the bowl games. I’m not sure if he is still alive. He was in pretty bad shape after we moved to Hard Rock.