Saturdays without Canes Football

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Finished two of the bottles of Cuban rum we brought back from Havana last month in the early hours of Friday and just recovery from that. Since nothing important is happening tomorrow I am guessing I will wind up at Coconut Creek casino sometime tomorrow and probably stay most of the day and have dinner at with wife at NYY.
 
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Finished two of the bottles of Cuban rum we brought back from Havana last month in the early hours of Friday and just recovery from that. Since nothing important is happening tomorrow I am guessing I will wind up at Coconut Creek casino sometime tomorrow and probably stay most of the day and have dinner at with wife at NYY.

Cuban rum.

Sounds yummy!
 
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How many tattoos do you currently have?

I’ve always wanted to get one but I’m afraid it would hurt.
Doesn't hurt that much.. all depends on where you get it and how much detail goes into it...finer details are more painful and take longer...tattoos on top of bone or fat are more painful...

Get a :neonu: on your arm bro! Will go by super quick
 
I'm working on getting the new chain but I ain't got no bread..gold tattoo ink costs serious dinero

If you get every turnover chain you are going to run out of room on your chest in a couple years. If you do get it though. Make sure you give our boy his pipe back.
 
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Jesus, God, and the Heavenly Father (“🤔 think I got that right”) forgive me..but I treat Saturday’s in the fall like a religion..I get at around 11:45 just in time for the picks..at 12 I’m sooo accustomed to listening to that femal commentator voice call a game on ESPN at noon (still get a chuckle out of it, forgive me)..then I flip through my channels tryna find a good noon game, there are none..then I repeat this pattern throughout the day..let the college football gods bless y’all souls
 
What do you guys do when our beloved Canes aren’t playing?

For me, I will likely start my day around 10 AM.

After waking up I will immediately give thanks to Christ for allowing me to breathe air for another day. Then I will roll out of bed and head to the kitchen where I will make a cup of coffee. I enjoy blonde roast coffee with some Splenda and skim milk. I’ll let it cool before drinking as I don’t like it to be too hot. I could burn my tongue otherwise.

After enjoying my coffee I will take out a frying pan and start to melt some butter for my breakfast pancakes. I use a homemade recipe passed down several generations. I wish I could share it with you gentlemen but it’s top secret. Following my scrumptious meal I will remove my pajamas and take a hot shower. I’m very excited to try my new Old Spice Bearglove body wash.

After I have cleansed myself, I will get dressed and head to the couch. I like to catch up on any Days of Our Lives episodes I missed from the week. Around noon, my attention will turn to college football. I will peruse through several different games, enjoying all the hard hitting action.

After the first slate of games end, I will hop into my Toyota Prius and head over to the local spa to get my eyebrows threaded. It’s been three weeks since my last threading, so it’s badly needed. Then I will stop by my best friend Kenneth’s house. Kenneth is a strong man with soft hands. He will give me an hour long full body massage, which will be quite delightful.

Following the massage, it’s time to head home and prepare supper. I have a truly magnificent meal planned. Poached salmon with mustard sauce and a kale salad. After eating and cleaning the dishes with my Method Lavander dish soap, I will once again return to my couch to enjoy some more great action. The night slate of games looks very promising.

Around 11, I will turn off my TV and head to bed. I have to be up early for Church on Sunday and like to get a good nights sleep.

That’s going to be my Saturday.

Thanks for reading.
It's pretty amazing that you have 242 posts in 3 days. Do you ever find yourself in real life taking on this persona you have for CIS by accident?
 
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What do you guys do when our beloved Canes aren’t playing?

For me, I will likely start my day around 10 AM.

After waking up I will immediately give thanks to Christ for allowing me to breathe air for another day. Then I will roll out of bed and head to the kitchen where I will make a cup of coffee. I enjoy blonde roast coffee with some Splenda and skim milk. I’ll let it cool before drinking as I don’t like it to be too hot. I could burn my tongue otherwise.

After enjoying my coffee I will take out a frying pan and start to melt some butter for my breakfast pancakes. I use a homemade recipe passed down several generations. I wish I could share it with you gentlemen but it’s top secret. Following my scrumptious meal I will remove my pajamas and take a hot shower. I’m very excited to try my new Old Spice Bearglove body wash.

After I have cleansed myself, I will get dressed and head to the couch. I like to catch up on any Days of Our Lives episodes I missed from the week. Around noon, my attention will turn to college football. I will peruse through several different games, enjoying all the hard hitting action.

After the first slate of games end, I will hop into my Toyota Prius and head over to the local spa to get my eyebrows threaded. It’s been three weeks since my last threading, so it’s badly needed. Then I will stop by my best friend Kenneth’s house. Kenneth is a strong man with soft hands. He will give me an hour long full body massage, which will be quite delightful.

Following the massage, it’s time to head home and prepare supper. I have a truly magnificent meal planned. Poached salmon with mustard sauce and a kale salad. After eating and cleaning the dishes with my Method Lavander dish soap, I will once again return to my couch to enjoy some more great action. The night slate of games looks very promising.

Around 11, I will turn off my TV and head to bed. I have to be up early for Church on Sunday and like to get a good nights sleep.

That’s going to be my Saturday.

Thanks for reading.

Translation: OP will be on Grinder swiping hard right!
 
Well, it works out great for me. I have to put new rotors and brake pads on the truck and change the oil. I’ll be busy. Probably give Ole Betsy a wash too. 230k miles. Gotta show her some love.
 
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