Saturdays without Canes Football

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What do you guys do when our beloved Canes aren’t playing?
I chase the wife around the house.
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I will likely start my day around 10 AM.

After waking up I will immediately give thanks to Christ for allowing me to breathe air for another day.

Then I will roll out of bed and head to the kitchen where I will make a cup of coffee. I enjoy blonde roast coffee with some Splenda and skim milk.

I’ll let it cool before drinking as I don’t like it to be too hot. I could burn my tongue otherwise.

After enjoying my coffee I will take out a frying pan and start to melt some butter for my breakfast pancakes.

I use a homemade recipe passed down several generations. I wish I could share it with you gentlemen but it’s top secret.

Following my scrumptious meal I will remove my pajamas and take a hot shower. I’m very excited to try my new Old Spice Bearglove body wash.

After I have cleansed myself, I will get dressed and head to the couch. I like to catch up on any Days of Our Lives episodes I missed from the week.

Around noon, my attention will turn to college football. I will peruse through several different games, enjoying all the hard hitting action.

After the first slate of games end, I will hop into my Toyota Prius and head over to the local spa to get my eyebrows threaded. It’s been three weeks since my last, so it’s badly needed.

Then I will stop by my best friend Kenneth’s house. Kenneth is a strong man with soft hands. He will give me an hour long full body massage, which will be quite delightful.

Following the massage, it’s time to head home and prepare supper. I have a truly magnificent meal prepared. Poached salmon with mustard sauce and a kale salad.

After eating and cleaning the dishes with my Method Lavander dish soap, I will once again return to my couch to enjoy some more great action. The night slate of games looks very promising.

Around 11, I will turn off my TV and head to bed. I have to be up early for Church on Sunday and like to get a good nights sleep.

That’s going to be my Saturday.

Thanks for reading.
Have you talked to @Cane Dynasty and compared notes... maybe you can include mat drills into your daily schedule.
 
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A Saturday without Canes Football in the fall is like a day without sunshine.
It still can be a lot of fun but still, something is missing.
 
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Channel surf thru all the games until I see a good game or one of our rivals getting smashed ... Love college football
 
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What do you guys do when our beloved Canes aren’t playing?

I will likely start my day around 10 AM.

After waking up I will immediately give thanks to Christ for allowing me to breathe air for another day.

Then I will roll out of bed and head to the kitchen where I will make a cup of coffee. I enjoy blonde roast coffee with some Splenda and skim milk.

I’ll let it cool before drinking as I don’t like it to be too hot. I could burn my tongue otherwise.

After enjoying my coffee I will take out a frying pan and start to melt some butter for my breakfast pancakes.

I use a homemade recipe passed down several generations. I wish I could share it with you gentlemen but it’s top secret.

Following my scrumptious meal I will remove my pajamas and take a hot shower. I’m very excited to try my new Old Spice Bearglove body wash.

After I have cleansed myself, I will get dressed and head to the couch. I like to catch up on any Days of Our Lives episodes I missed from the week.

Around noon, my attention will turn to college football. I will peruse through several different games, enjoying all the hard hitting action.

After the first slate of games end, I will hop into my Toyota Prius and head over to the local spa to get my eyebrows threaded. It’s been three weeks since my last, so it’s badly needed.

Then I will stop by my best friend Kenneth’s house. Kenneth is a strong man with soft hands. He will give me an hour long full body massage, which will be quite delightful.

Following the massage, it’s time to head home and prepare supper. I have a truly magnificent meal prepared. Poached salmon with mustard sauce and a kale salad.

After eating and cleaning the dishes with my Method Lavander dish soap, I will once again return to my couch to enjoy some more great action. The night slate of games looks very promising.

Around 11, I will turn off my TV and head to bed. I have to be up early for Church on Sunday and like to get a good nights sleep.

That’s going to be my Saturday.

Thanks for reading.
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