I can hardly stand the irony of the
#CanesFart dorks who didn't give a single **** about how Miami strapped itself to a rocket aimed at the bottom of a toilet, trying to make other people feel bad for wanting UM to succeed. You people don't possess a shred of critical thinking ability. So instead of supporting the University by deciding what was best for it on a case by case basis, and holding UM accountable for the awful decisions it's made, you decided to become mouth breathing shills. Parroting the UM company line because you thought that blind loyalty and total obedience (no matter how incompetent the people that you gave that loyalty and obedience to are) were admirable and what makes somebody a fan, not to mention a super one at that. You thumped your chest about how "The U Invented Swagger" and then didn't give a **** when some ACC trash bent UM over and rawdogged them on national television. Who cares? Blake James gave you a shout out on Twitter. Golden wouldn't fire any of his knuckle dragging assistants? Who cares, you can't criticize him AND get your, "IStandWithTheU" hashtag off the ground. You had to be all-in.
The people rooting against UM to get this fat pile of crap fired should feel bad? Fine. You know who should feel worse? You. Because it was you ****ing losers who traded any expectation or demand for even slightly above average performance for the right to suckle at UM's *** and get gassed on being super fans. You put them in the position in the first place. You dopes saw some doughy loser with nice hair and thought, "Bro, this is the next Nick Saban bro. Nah **** that, this guy is better than Nick Saban." And boom. That's all it took. You wanted it so bad. A couple lines at a presser and next thing you know you're at home laying on your bed, head on the heels of your hands sighing deeply as you look at the Al Golden poster on your wall. Who cares if Virginia kicked the **** out of UM regularly? Look at those dreamy eyes. Who cares if he fielded the worst defenses in UM history? He had a binder with stupid *** buzzwords that made your **** tingle. **** you even went to the gym for a week to get in shape on the off chance you ever bumped into Golden and he asked you to come over to watch Netflix and chill with your shirts off.
You actively supported backing that dog into a corner and now you want to complain when it wants to bite. I hope Miami loses enough games to get Golden and company fired. And every loss beyond that is just a bonus kick in the balls for you idiots who enabled and supported everything that has led to this point. You deserve every bit of it.