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Well, he did seem to be awfully familiar with the scenario.Rick looking like the horny dude 5 minutes before closing at the club trying to scrape some drunk chick off the floor into his Camaro.
He ain't gonna find any quality this late in the game looking to come here to be the 3rd RB. He's gonna have to close his eyes, plug his nose and fck a 3.
Like you've never been there.
The Legend made a living hammering near blackout drunk chicks.
Legend Tip #32 : Always bang profoundly inebriated chicks from the back in case they boot. That way they won't get it on your or, less importantly, choke to death on their own boot. You can bang right through even a harsh projectile vomit as long as they're turned away from you.
The Legend has gone as far as placing a chick's head directly in the toilet as he hammers away. That's not a move for amateurs in the game though, as her teeth can chip your toilet.