OK, I'm as against paying the players as anyone. And I mean dropping bags. Players should be paid by the NCAA.
But there are smart ways to do it, if we were to. I worked for years in Private Banking, which included extensive estate planning and transfer of assets. I'm pretty certain there are ways we could structure "compensation" that does not violate NCAA rules.
Here's an example: A bunch of the fanbase comes together to donate to a single asset pool, that is used for private scholarships for athletes. There is no limit on scholarship money a college student can receive. I've known people that got paid to go to school (I could have, at UF). Just one thought.
Do it, but do it within the rules by being creating, instead of overtly breaking the rules, which we'll never get away with.
Yes! UM should hire you. Private Bankers excel in creating LLC's upon LLC's to hide stuff.