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OT: Who can confirm this story so I can plan a vacation.

LuCane said:
Sounds like Surfside bordering on Bay Harbour and Bal Harbour - with rich Argentine Jews, Russians, then a random mix of others. Have only learned about these areas relatively recently. From dating a couple women who live up there. Fascinating place and people. Growing up in Miami and now living just outside the Gables border, it's very, very different up there. The whole Miami Shores, Little River areas are popping, too.
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Nailed it. Less than a mile from aventura mall. Before the race track.
 
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TimeB0mb said:
Back around 1999, my best friend went to eastern Europe for a debate tournament in college. I can't remember if it was Albania, Bosnia, or Croatia but it was one of those. Anyways, every time he'd go to a bar, he'd get hit on nonstop by smoking hot women. Easily 9s and 10s. My buddy is 5'10 290 lbs. and a rather portly fellow. He had a fiancee back home so he kept turning the women away. He was confused by all the attention and asked his host what the **** was going on. The host laughed and told him that all the men his age had died in wars and his being so fat meant he was very rich, so he was quite the catch there!
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Beast London would be considered Brad Pitt over there
 
Our average is ravaged by ****ed up diet. We're gettin screwed i'm tellin' ya. Think about it, most of the 2s and 3s here are 2s and 3s just because they're fat chicks. That's why you go to an asian neighborhood and you have to sift through the entire hood to find a few you wouldn't bang.
 
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JG13 said:
Thread is worthless without pics...BOTC
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TimeB0mb said:
Back around 1999, my best friend went to eastern Europe for a debate tournament in college. I can't remember if it was Albania, Bosnia, or Croatia but it was one of those. Anyways, every time he'd go to a bar, he'd get hit on nonstop by smoking hot women. Easily 9s and 10s. My buddy is 5'10 290 lbs. and a rather portly fellow. He had a fiancee back home so he kept turning the women away. He was confused by all the attention and asked his host what the **** was going on. The host laughed and told him that all the men his age had died in wars and his being so fat meant he was very rich, so he was quite the catch there!
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This must have been Albania my friend...with the war in Kosovo...
 
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LuCane said:
Sounds like Surfside bordering on Bay Harbour and Bal Harbour - with rich Argentine Jews, Russians, then a random mix of others. Have only learned about these areas relatively recently. From dating a couple women who live up there. Fascinating place and people. Growing up in Miami and now living just outside the Gables border, it's very, very different up there. The whole Miami Shores, Little River areas are popping, too.
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Amazing...I lived in Bay Harbor for years. Spent many hours of my life in Surfside and some time in Bal Harbour. Went to cub and boy scouts in Church-by-the-Sea. Had Miami News and Miami Beach Sun paper routes.

Not composed of Russians and Argentinian back then....kind of wish I could go back
On my street we had some connections to Saturday Night Live. Maya Rudolph's father **** lived down the street. He married the late singer, Minnie Riperton, who was Maya's mother. I think I was the first kid he met when his family moved down from Pittsburgh. Phil Hartman's first wife, Gretchen, lived across the street. She was a friend again for a few years before she died a few years ago. She was a huge Hurricanes fan.

Robin Thicke's mom grew up on Bay Harbor, too.

I guess it's changed a lot.
 
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Hottest chick I ever had was from the Ukraine. Very down to earth as well and appreciative. Not having much growing up will do that...
 
Empirical Cane said:
those would be likely krgyz or uzbeks...

asian features....pale skin...dark hair...spek russian..

GORGEOUS
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I “deployed” to Kyrgyzstan (Manas AB) in 2012-13 and was floored by this. If not married at the time, woulda left there definitely married. ****, now im sad. Lol.
 
TheMatador said:
Amazing...I lived in Bay Harbor for years. Spent many hours of my life in Surfside and some time in Bal Harbour. Went to cub and boy scouts in Church-by-the-Sea. Had Miami News and Miami Beach Sun paper routes.

Not composed of Russians and Argentinian back then....kind of wish I could go back
On my street we had some connections to Saturday Night Life. Maya Rudolph's father Divk lived down the street. I think I was the first kid he met when his family moved down from Pittsburgh. Phil Hartman's first wife, Gretchen, lived across the street. She was a friend again for a few years before she died a few years ago. She was a huge Hurricanes fan.

Robin Thicke's mom grew up on Bay Harbor, too.

I guess it's changed a lot.
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It still has some of the more traditional families from the area. Lots of ****** families. It's an incredibly awesome area to walk at night and roam around in a low key, almost secluded 'hood. Families out walking and kids playing basketball in the park pretty late. Even the cops are friendly. Ha.
 
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