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[Rellyrell]

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Go Canes

And she’s our type, @Paranos; thick af. lol

 

[The Franchise]

"I got something for you hoes!" might make the regal and demure Mrs. Thomas my favorite person of 2020. The thickness might make her your type, RellyRellford, but the mic work makes her my type.

 

[moshated305]

Wait, he was naked in bed with his brother?!

You've never had a 4 way with your brother?

 

[BS85]

Why do these dumb fvcks continue to get married when they have no intent on actually being "married"

Plus, if you're an athlete and you do get married, she needs to be WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY hotter than that chick

 

[The Franchise]

Plus, if you're an athlete and you do get married, she needs to be WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY hotter than that chick

"Hot" is overrated. The type of fire in a woman that leads her to go Johnny Rambo with a machete and a 9mm on a room full of naked idiots translates well to her dome game. That type of firecracker bobs on the cucumber like a horny epileptic.

 

[Dhatguy]

And she’s our type, @Paranos; thick af. lol

Yes lawd

 

[supersaiyanshel]

If we saw this scene play out in a Tyler Perry movie we'd say it was fake.

:I got something for all you hoes." is the line of the year.

 

[Paranos]

"Hot" is overrated. The type of fire in a woman that leads her to go Johnny Rambo with a machete and a 9mm on a room full of naked idiots translates well to her dome game. That type of firecracker bobs on the cucumber like a horny epileptic.

Ohhhh ****!

Go Canes

 

[OriginalCanesCanesCanes]

Earl Thomas when asked about the incident:

”Stuff like this happens. We try to live the best lives we possibly can...”

I’ll say

 

[Mikesmith29150]

This is all his fault

 

[Paranos]

And she’s our type, @Paranos; thick af. lol

She most definitely gets the Paranos stamp of approval. A little on the skinnier side but still **** as ****, with a killer disposition which we all like. Because as they say guys love crazy right up until crazy loves them at which point she focuses alllllllll of that just on you.

Go Canes

 

[OriginalCanesCanesCanes]

This is all his fault

How?

 

[Gooner#44]

How?

 

[KANE]

She took the magazine out of the gun but didn't know there was one in the chamber... good thing she didn't pull the trigger

This. She had her finger on the trigger as well.

 

[Gooner#44]

This. She had her finger on the trigger as well.

It even says on the side of a Beretta that it will fire with no mag in. Some semi-autos do not but he would have been in trouble in this scenario.

 

[The Franchise]

She most definitely gets the Paranos stamp of approval. A little on the skinnier side but still **** as ****, with a killer disposition which we all like. Because as they say guys love crazy right up until crazy loves them at which point she focuses alllllllll of that just on you.

Go Canes

The $ heels are fire. This woman has that special kind of crazy oozing from her pores. That face and body type are almost always associated with extreme insanity and with making a dude's toes curl in dome game.

 

[Rellyrell]

She most definitely gets the Paranos stamp of approval. A little on the skinnier side but still **** as ****, with a killer disposition which we all like. Because as they say guys love crazy right up until crazy loves them at which point she focuses alllllllll of that just on you.

Go Canes

Yeah, well, w/ these curves, and that slick baby hair.....I'm taking the risk. I mean, the ninja embarrassed her on a social media platform. Maybe I'll be her pen pal. lol.

 

[Rellyrell]

The $ heels are fire. This woman has that special kind of crazy oozing from her pores. That face and body type are almost always associated with extreme insanity and with making a dude's toes curl in dome game.

Brother, you are 100% correct.

In my experience, the prettier they are, the more seductive they are, and the moment you make them feel anything less than a princess, you will feel evil like never seen before.

Yet, I keep trying to test this theory and prove it wrong. lol.

 

[AtlAtty]

So many issues here.
ET allowing his location to be tracked via Snapchat
The crazy wife who doesn't just want to scare her philanderer husband but puts a gun to his head
The crazy friends who went with her and brought a knife to a gun fight (think Sean Connery in Untouchables)
The mistress filming the incident
The crazy wife providing a detailed statement/confession to the police
The crazy wife's attorney categorically denying the allegations when his own client's statement is the basis of the very allegations he is denying
ET on social media stating he's just trying to be the best person he can be? If this is his best version what is his worst version?

So much stupidity to go around that it makes your head spin.

 

[Gatorhater]

If you want to cheat on your wife, fine. But don't complain if she takes a nine iron or SW to your ***. Don't do the crime if you can't do the time.