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I've seen it all when somebody inquires on a football website about what to name their dog. Is somebody going to start a thread about what to name their child one of these days?
 
I've seen it all when somebody inquires on a football website about what to name their dog. Is somebody going to start a thread about what to name their child one of these days?

If this is your "now I've seen it all" moment, then you need to get out more.
 
Name him after yourself. Call him Fvckface.

Chise,

Are you generally a happy man or do you just like to stir **** up? You come up with creative stuff all the time and I get a laugh quite often but sometimes I wonder if you ever think of slashing your wrist...
 
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Killer? Or name it after one of its past victims.

May 2016, St. Louis County, MO
Adonis Reddick, 45
Fatal pit bull attack

April 2016, San Diego County, CA
Sebastian Caban, < 1
Fatal pit bull attack

March 2016, Lake County, FL
Sonda Tyson, 66
Fatal pit bull attack

March 2016, Mecklenburg County, NC
Bessie Flowers, 86
Fatal pit bull attack

March 2016, Thurston County, WA
Gladys Alexander, 92
Fatal dog attack involving pit bulls

Februrary 2016, Perquimans County, NC
Suzanne Story, 36
Fatal pit bull attack

January 2016, Robeson County, NC
Talan West, 7
Fatal pit bull attack

January 2016, Grayson County, VA
Payton Sawyers, 1
Fatal pit bull attack

January 2016, Yuba County, CA
Tyler Trammell-Huston, 9
Fatal pit bull attack

December 2015, Butte County, CA
Maria Torres, 57
Fatal pit bull attack

December 2015, St. Clair County, MI
Rebecca Hardy, 22
Fatal pit bull attack

December 2015, Wayne County, MI
Xavier Strickland, 4
Fatal pit bull attack

November 2015, Oneida County, NY
Carter Hartle, < 1
Fatal pit bull attack

November 2015, Nassau County, NY
Amiyah Dunston, 9
Fatal pit bull attack

October 2015, Oklahoma County, OK
Edgar Brown, 60
Fatal pit bull attack

October 2015, Orange County, TX
Tanner Smith, 5
Fatal pit bull attack

September 2015, Berkeley County, WV
Lamarkus Hicks, 2
Fatal pit bull attack

September 2015, Riverside County, CA
Emilio Rios Sr., 65
Fatal pit bull attack

August 2015, Davie County, NC
Cathy Wheatcraft, 48
Fatal pit bull attack

August 2015, Spartanburg County, SC
Porsche Nicole Cartee, 25
Fatal pit bull attack

July 2015, Wagoner County, OK
Carolyn Lamp, 67
Fatal pit bull attack

July 2015, Cuyahoga County, OH
Annie Williams, 71
Fatal pit bull attack

July 2015, Henderson County, NC
Joshua Strother, 6
Fatal pit bull attack

July 2015, Reeves County, TX
Norberto Legarda, 83
Fatal pit bull attack

June 2015, Comanche County, OK
Jordan Collins-Tyson, 3
Fatal pit bull attack

May 2015, Cook County, IL
James Nevils III, 5
Fatal pit bull attack

April 2015, Dallas County, TX
Brayden Wilson, < 1
Fatal pit bull attack

April 2015, Nye County, NV
Kenneth Ford, 79
Fatal pit bull attack

March 2015, Jefferson County, AR
De'trick Johnson, 36
Fatal pit bull attack

March 2015, Mellette County, SD
Julia Whirlwind, 49
Fatal pit bull attack

March 2015, Ohio County, WV
Roy Higgenbotham Jr., 62
Fatal pit bull attack

February 2015, Allegheny County, PA
TayLynn DeVaughn, 2
Fatal pit bull attack

February 2015, Johnson County, AR
Frederick Crutchfield, 63
Fatal pit bull attack

January 2015, Page County, IA
Malaki Mildward, 7
Fatal pit bull attack

January 2015, Hernando County, FL
Declan Moss, 18-months
Fatal pit bull attack

January 2015, Frederick County, MD
Eugene Smith, 87
Fatal pit bull attack

December 2014, Porter County, IN
Edward Cahill, 40
Fatal pit bull attack

December 2014, Nueces County, TX
Rita Ross-Woodard, 64
Fatal pit bull attack

November 2014, Robeson County, NC
Alemeaner Dial, 83
Fatal pit bull attack

October 2014, Stanislaus County, CA
Juan Fernandez, 54
Fatal pit bull attack

September 2014, Sharp County, AR
Alice Payne, 75
Fatal pit bull attack

September 2014, Benton County, MS
David Glass Sr., 51
Fatal pit bull attack

August 2014, Miami-Dade County, FL
Javon Dade Jr., 4
Fatal pit bull attack

August 2014, St. Charles County, MO
Deriah Solem, < 2
Fatal pit bull attack

August 2014, Levy County, FL
Joel Chirieleison, 6
Fatal pit bull attack

August 2014, Butler County, OH
Cindy Whisman, 59
Fatal pit bull attack

July 2014, Montgomery County, OH
Johnathan Quarles, Jr., < 1
Fatal pit bull attack

July 2014, Hillsborough County, FL
Logan Sheppard, 4
Fatal pit bull attack

May 2014, New Haven County, CT
Rita Pepe, 93
Fatal pit bull attack

May 2014, Kent County, DE
Kasii Haith, 4
Fatal pit bull attack

May 2014, Lee County, AL
Katie Morrison, 20
Fatal pit bull attack

April 2014, Highlands County, FL
Jessica Norman, 33
Fatal pit bull attack

April 2014, Bexar County, TX
Petra Aguirre, 83
Fatal pit bull attack

April 2014, St. Clair County, AL
John Harvard, 5
Fatal pit bull attack

March 2014, Kaufman County, TX
Dorothy Hamilton, 85
Fatal pit bull attack

March 2014, Holmes County, MS
Christopher Malone, 3
Fatal pit bull attack

March 2014, Terrebonne Parish, LA
Mia DeRouen, 4
Fatal pit bull attack

March 2014, Maricopa County, AZ
Nancy Newberry, 77
Fatal pit bull attack

February 2014, Guilford County, NC
Braelynn Coulter, 3
Fatal pit bull attack

February 2014, Bell County, TX
Je'vaeh Mayes, 2
Fatal pit bull attack

January 2014, McLean County, IL
Kara Hartrich, 4
Fatal pit bull attack

January 2014, Comal County, TX
Betty Clark, 75
Fatal pit bull attack

January 2014, Harris County, TX
Christina Bell, 43
Fatal pit bull attack

Seems like more women than men. So it's War on Women.

Call him G.O.P.
 
If you get females, Hillary and Huma. It'll make more sense when they start sniffing each other's behinds.
 
Allaahu and Akhbar, so when you yell for them to come, everybody will turn and duck, or just start running.
 
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Little man is 6 weeks old. Just got him yesterday.
 
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Remember how sweet it WAS when it's killing you or someone else. Those ****ing dogs should be banished from the face of the earth.

Dogs are only as dumb or as smart as their owner and generally take on the attitude of it's owner. I think my family and I will be just fine and so will everyone else around us.

I'm not trying to talk you out of a pit, because I love dogs 1000 times more than most human adults but watch out for those kids if you have any. Get him fixed as soon as possible, it takes some of the steam out of them early. Get those kids to roll around with it as a puppy and good luck with any nutjob adults trying to hurt them when you're not around. Not sure where you live but I think many south Florida cities have banned them, they can ***** with your homeowners insurance too. Just a reminder if you live in SF. GL
 
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Remember how sweet it WAS when it's killing you or someone else. Those ****ing dogs should be banished from the face of the earth.

Dogs are only as dumb or as smart as their owner and generally take on the attitude of it's owner. I think my family and I will be just fine and so will everyone else around us.

I'm not trying to talk you out of a pit, because I love dogs 1000 times more than human adults but watch out for those kids if you have any. Get him fixed as soon as possible, it takes some of the steam out of them early. Get those kids to roll around with it as a puppy and good luck with any nutjob adults trying to hurt them when you're not around. Not sure where you live but I think many south Florida cities have banned them, they can ***** with your homeowners insurance too. Just a reminder if you live in SF. GL

I'm up in Norfolk, Va. This is my 3rd one and I have never had any issues. Planning on taking his manhood away soon. :( My wife and I are very good with dogs and we take every precaution with all of our dogs. I would put a dog down before it ever hurt anyone.
 
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