OT - Birthday Gift Suggestions for Kenneth

[CanesZ06]

Greetings, friends.

Not only is Christmas approaching but so is Kenneth’s birthday!

And I need your help.

Last year I got him a Jessica Simpson perfume, a $25 “Nathan’s Famous Hot Dogs” gift card and a framed picture of George Michael.

What should I get him this year?

How about a Feddy Mercury fan club membership? Or perhaps a kielbasa of the month gift certificate? Btw, is Kenneth a power top or a sloppy, party bottom?

 

[CanesZ06]

 

[nystateofmind]

How about a Feddy Mercury fan club membership? Or perhaps a kielbasa of the month gift certificate? Btw, is Kenneth a power top or a sloppy, party bottom?

I don’t understand the bolded question.

 

[Home Slice]

Have you chosen anything yet? Lots of great suggestions

 

[nystateofmind]

Have you chosen anything yet? Lots of great suggestions

Not yet.

I have another week to decide.

 

[CanesZ06]

I don’t understand the last question.

Hmm.... Would Kenneth normally assume the role of the aggressor or would he prefer to be buns up kneeling,awaiting deep impact?

 

[nystateofmind]

Hmm.... Would Kenneth normally assume the role of the aggressor or would he prefer to be buns up kneeling,awaiting deep impact?

Are you implying that Kenneth and I have a sexual relationship?

 

[CanesZ06]

Are you implying that Kenneth and I have a sexual relationship?

Friend, I would never......

 

[nystateofmind]

Friend, I would never......

Let me set the record straight once and for all:

Kenneth and I are best friends.

We talk. We laugh. We snuggle. We massage each other. Sometimes we even shower together.

But we are both 100%, without a shadow of a doubt heterosexual.

 

[CanesZ06]

Maybe, perhaps, you and Kenneth had a few too many Cosmos one night and one thing led to another and....well you know. I'm not judging

 

[nystateofmind]

Maybe, perhaps, you and Kenneth had a few too many Cosmos one night and one thing led to another and....well you know. I'm not judging

No, no, no.

Kenneth and I have had sexual contact.

Period.

 

[nystateofmind]

No, no, no.

Kenneth and I have had any sexual contact.

Period.

This should read “have never had”.

 

[CanesZ06]

Let me set the record straight once and for all:

Kenneth and I are best friends.

We talk. We laugh. We snuggle. We massage each other. Sometimes we even shower together.

But we are both 100%, without a shadow of a doubt heterosexual.

When showering, have either of you ever played "Mr. Soapy Finger"?

 

[miamicanephins]

What a delicious looking cake.

I wonder if a special creamy filling was used on that cake?

 

[CanesZ06]

This should read “have never had”.

Freudian slip I guess

 

[simplycanes]

How about a framed photo of Teddy Bridgewater...

 

[nystateofmind]

When showering, have either of you ever played "Mr. Soapy Finger"?

No.

I’m not familiar with that game.

 

[nystateofmind]

How about a framed photo of Teddy Bridgewater...

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What’s that inside his pants?

 

[simplycanes]

What’s that inside his pants?

Not sure, hadn't noticed it before.

I am guessing it had something to do with a Make a Wish Foundation.

 

[CanesZ06]

What’s that inside his pants?

It looks like a babies arm holding an apricot