OT - Birthday Gift Suggestions for Kenneth

[simplycanes]

 

[RBhurricane87]

The Asspounder 5000

 

[nystateofmind]

The Asspounder 5000

Oh my goodness!

I don’t think that would be appropriate.

 

[Unsider]

Thanks for the clarification.

I thought you were implying that Kenneth and I were a homosexual couple.

Imagine that!

 

[Cane6]

@nystateofmind

I hope you get him more of those cream filled cupcakes. I really like the designs

 

[nystateofmind]

@nystateofmind

I hope you get him more of those cream filled cupcakes. I really like the designs

While the cupcakes were delicious, I later found out that the design was that of the female reproductive organ and thus highly inappropriate.

 

[nystateofmind]

 

[OptimusCreampie]

The Asspounder 5000

******* love that show

 

[Unsider]

Greetings, friends.

Not only is Christmas approaching but so is Kenneth’s birthday!

And I need your help.

Last year I got him a Jessica Simpson perfume, a $25 “Nathan’s Famous Hot Dogs” gift card and a framed picture of George Michael.

What should I get him this year?

 

[kryptonite]

While the cupcakes were delicious, I later found out that the design was that of the female reproductive organ and thus highly inappropriate.

Are you sure? I thought they were clams or possibly dessert tacos.

 

[CanesWooshWoosh]

Obligatory military is ambiguously *** af story - my boss got me a 6 pound summer sausage.

It was ****** delicious. Jokes on him. Ate the entire thing, and most of the plastic.

 

[nystateofmind]

Obligatory military is ambiguously *** af story - my boss got me a 6 pound summer sausage.

It was ****** delicious. Jokes on him. Ate the entire thing, and most of the plastic.

You ate the plastic?

And you didn’t get sick?!

 

[CanesWooshWoosh]

You ate the plastic?!

And you didn’t get sick?!

Some of it snuck in there. We were always sick but not sick. Didn’t really give a ****. ‘Twas delicious, and we had lots of **** to do and not much time. Stuff the face, peel the plastic, swallow some, redman chew simultaneous, fiberglass insulation, drywall Dust constantly in the face, cornea abrasions, probably asbestos, depleted uranium as far as the eye could see.

So **** yeah I’d scarf down some summer sausage from the boss man with a little plasticky residue.

 

[Twhizman]

Royal treatment at a masseuse parlor/spa.

 

[nystateofmind]

Royal treatment at a masseuse parlor/spa.

This is a wonderful idea.

 

[mdpcane]

 

[TheMatador]

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Yes. Inappropriate.

By the way, can you order those somewhere? (Asking for a friend.)

 

[Home Slice]

A trip to Nathan's Coney Island where Jessica Simpson will serenade Kenneth with George Micheal songs as she is heavily scented in her own perfume while Kenneth enjoys nice thick, succulent, juicy sausage in his mouth. As an aside, please video and post so we can all enjoy the day with you and Kenneth.

 

[Deleted member 13422]

Air Supply tickets front row and a copy of the movie the Notebook.

 

[Cane6]

An autographed copy of Mark Richt’s playbook. It’s quite a collector’s item since it’s over 30 years old