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I heard LiL Kim had to get her stomach pumped because it was filled with so much cream, probably want to be careful friend.
I’m unfamiliar with that individual.

Who is she?
 

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She was an African American poet, she's actually Chinese now after surgery.
I love poetry.

Kenneth and I used to write each other poems in high school.

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Know one thing: this place would be boring and ***t crazy without your presence. You make these threads bearable and interesting. You are a welcome presence and appreciated!
Love your humor, to be able to give it and take it.
 
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I love poetry.

Kenneth and I used to write each other poems in high school.

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Great this is an excerpt from one of her finest pieces I hope you enjoy.

We've been down for so long
Still a ***** like me tryin' to hold on
Teary eyed, damn a ***** steamin'
Girls steady screamin', "Kim you need to leave him!"
When I testified in court
Couldn't think straight thinkin' 'bout the bitches I fought over you
***** have the **** you bought
And **** you, movin' is my last resort
You see, nine outta ten niggas ain't ****
One outta five niggas suck a dick
You're mad at me, too bad she ain't as bad as me
Shoulda kept the freak ***** off my canapé
Now you see, ain't no pussy warm as mine
Long as mine, ain't no love as strong as this
When I sucked your dick, it's like smokin' a roach
Uhh, why go from first class to coach
 

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Great this is an excerpt from one of her finest pieces I hope you enjoy.

We've been down for so long
Still a ***** like me tryin' to hold on
Teary eyed, damn a ***** steamin'
Girls steady screamin', "Kim you need to leave him!"
When I testified in court
Couldn't think straight thinkin' 'bout the bitches I fought over you
***** have the **** you bought
And **** you, movin' is my last resort
You see, nine outta ten niggas ain't ****
One outta five niggas suck a dick
You're mad at me, too bad she ain't as bad as me
Shoulda kept the freak ***** off my canapé
Now you see, ain't no pussy warm as mine
Long as mine, ain't no love as strong as this
When I sucked your dick, it's like smokin' a roach
Uhh, why go from first class to coach
Friend.

This is very vulgar and explicit.

I can’t say I approve of it.

:(
 

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Greetings, friends.

Not only is Christmas approaching but so is Kenneth’s birthday!

And I need your help.

Last year I got him a Jessica Simpson perfume, a $25 “Nathan’s Famous Hot Dogs” gift card and a framed picture of George Michael.

What should I get him this year?

:)

PrEP
 
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