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Greetings, friends.

Not only is Christmas approaching but so is Kenneth’s birthday!

And I need your help.

Last year I got him a Jessica Simpson perfume, a $25 “Nathan’s Famous Hot Dogs” gift card and a framed picture of George Michael.

What should I get him this year?

:)
I think you have your answer, all you have to do is read kenneth's quote.
 
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I believe the members of our team shower together after games and they are all heterosexual.

Just like me and Kenneth.

:)
I guess we should be asking what is you and Kenneth definition of heterosexual is?
 
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dude who the hell is Kenneth, I read all seven pages of this and I have no idea what is going on.

I already know @nystateofmind is going to reply with,

"Friend, Kenneth and I go way back and are best friends", so idk why I ask... but for anybody wondering, me too!
 

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dude who the hell is Kenneth, I read all seven pages of this and I have no idea what is going on.

I already know @nystateofmind is going to reply with,

"Friend, Kenneth and I go way back and are best friends", so idk why I ask... but for anybody wondering, me too!
Kenneth has been my best friend since my freshman year of high school.

We are inseparable.
 

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I guess we should be asking what is you and Kenneth definition of heterosexual is?
It means we do not partake in sexual activities with other men.

:)
 

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A lot of Boomer humor in this thread. You old mfers are something else.
 

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Why doesn’t Kenneth post on this site friend
It would be too overwhelming for him.

Kenneth is extremely sensitive.
 

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dude who the hell is Kenneth, I read all seven pages of this and I have no idea what is going on.

I already know @nystateofmind is going to reply with,

"Friend, Kenneth and I go way back and are best friends", so idk why I ask... but for anybody wondering, me too!
The old dudes on this forum think that gay relationship jokes are the pinnacle of humor. To each their own. :LOL:
 

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Greetings, friends.

Not only is Christmas approaching but so is Kenneth’s birthday!

And I need your help.

Last year I got him a Jessica Simpson perfume, a $25 “Nathan’s Famous Hot Dogs” gift card and a framed picture of George Michael.

What should I get him this year?

:)
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The old dudes on this forum think that gay relationship jokes are the pinnacle of humor. To each their own. :LOL:
Kenneth and I are not gay.

I don’t know why everyone thinks we are.

:(
 

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How about a nice sweatshirt?
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