OT - Birthday Gift Suggestions for Kenneth

[1mg of Epi]

I don’t know about a job but I asked @DMoney to feature Kenneth on an episode of the podcast.

He never got back to me.

Perhaps a petition would be in order, friend

 

[miamicanephins]

He left due to a dispute with a moderator.

Banned or self imposed?

 

[Unsider]

He left due to a dispute with a moderator.

He needs to be back onboard.

 

[South Side Chi Cane]

Greetings, friends.

Not only is Christmas approaching but so is Kenneth’s birthday!

And I need your help.

Last year I got him a Jessica Simpson perfume, a $25 “Nathan’s Famous Hot Dogs” gift card and a framed picture of George Michael.

What should I get him this year?

I think you have your answer, all you have to do is read kenneth's quote.

 

[HamptonVACane]

I believe the members of our team shower together after games and they are all heterosexual.

Just like me and Kenneth.

I guess we should be asking what is you and Kenneth definition of heterosexual is?

 

[South Side Chi Cane]

I don’t know about a job but I asked @DMoney to feature Kenneth on an episode of the podcast.

He never got back to me.

The nerve of him. I think he needs to go on a leave of absence. I would imagine that it would be one of the most talked about podcasts ever.

 

[MichiCANE]

dude who the **** is Kenneth, I read all seven pages of this and I have no idea what is going on.

I already know @nystateofmind is going to reply with,

"Friend, Kenneth and I go way back and are best friends", so idk why I ask... but for anybody wondering, me too!

 

[nystateofmind]

dude who the **** is Kenneth, I read all seven pages of this and I have no idea what is going on.

I already know @nystateofmind is going to reply with,

"Friend, Kenneth and I go way back and are best friends", so idk why I ask... but for anybody wondering, me too!

Kenneth has been my best friend since my freshman year of high school.

We are inseparable.

 

[nystateofmind]

Banned or self imposed?

I believe it was self imposed.

 

[nystateofmind]

I guess we should be asking what is you and Kenneth definition of heterosexual is?

It means we do not partake in sexual activities with other men.

 

[Foreman]

A lot of Boomer humor in this thread. You old mfers are something else.

 

[Koke]

Kenneth has been my best friend since my freshman year of high school.

We are inseparable.

Why doesn’t Kenneth post on this site friend

 

[nystateofmind]

Why doesn’t Kenneth post on this site friend

It would be too overwhelming for him.

Kenneth is extremely sensitive.

 

[nystateofmind]

A lot of Boomer humor in this thread. You old mfers are something else.

“Boomer humor”?

What is that, friend?

 

[Foreman]

“Boomer humor”?

What is that, friend?

Comedy that Baby Boomers find particularly humorous.

 

[Foreman]

dude who the **** is Kenneth, I read all seven pages of this and I have no idea what is going on.

I already know @nystateofmind is going to reply with,

"Friend, Kenneth and I go way back and are best friends", so idk why I ask... but for anybody wondering, me too!

The old dudes on this forum think that *** relationship jokes are the pinnacle of humor. To each their own.

 

[JG13]

Greetings, friends.

Not only is Christmas approaching but so is Kenneth’s birthday!

And I need your help.

Last year I got him a Jessica Simpson perfume, a $25 “Nathan’s Famous Hot Dogs” gift card and a framed picture of George Michael.

What should I get him this year?

 

[nystateofmind]

The old dudes on this forum think that *** relationship jokes are the pinnacle of humor. To each their own.

Kenneth and I are not ***.

I don’t know why everyone thinks we are.

 

[Unsider]

A lot of Boomer humor in this thread. You old mfers are something else.

You ain’t seen ***t yet. Wait till you graduate from wearing diapers.

 

[PCBcanefan]

How about a nice sweatshirt?