Now the fun part

[da truth]

USC-level offseason?

Miss st-level

 

[Baba Yaga]

 

[Zbrod95]

Corchabol probably interviews like state and county does. Has like 3 different hour long tests, one 4 hour physical exam where half your good candidate fail, then another civil service exam where the rest fail because they washed their truck instead of helping Bob roll up some electrical wire.

Sounds like you never applied for the state or the county.

 

[da truth]

Ma

That’s what I’m holding steadfast in. The people that liken Mario to Manny or say he’s a Corch are just either trying to draw attention, or they’re stupid af.

Dude knows how to build a program. This is the most adversity he’s faced in his coaching career. It’s not going to be a cakewalk to turn this crap around. He’s got help - an NFL-level talent evaluator, a top tier AD, and lots of money.

He just needs to swallow his pride and adapt on offense. You can’t fit square pegs into round holes - and that’s what he did both with his staff, and philosophy on offense.

Mario will get better but the buyout for Gattis is high

 

[da truth]

this still the case?

We have 5-8 million for portal. Should be fkn epic

 

[Category69]

Just checking in...

 

[Rickd]

Ma

Mario will get better but the buyout for Gattis is high

What do you mean "buyout"? UM will owe him the balance of the 2nd year on a 2 year contract ... less any salary he receives from another coaching job if he gets one. If he gets what he got at Michigan ... $1.0 million ... that leaves UM paying approximately $800,000.

 

[JennStrawley’sBabyDaddy]

What do you mean "buyout"? UM will owe him the balance of the 2nd year on a 2 year contract ... less any salary he receives from another coaching job if he gets one. If he gets what he got at Michigan ... $1.0 million ... that leaves UM paying approximately $800,000.

Does anyone else get nauseous when they read that UM actually paid $1.8MM a year for Gattis? I saw his offense live twice this season and he might be worth $1.80. Awful.

 

[SayWhat]

I'm not being a **** here Cribs, but it's about time for some fun. Right now, nothing resembles fun.

 

[cway313]

 

[Hufftwoseven]

 

[L A M P]

Nobody:

Cribby:

CIS:

 

[Hurracanes]

The sooner you guys accept Mario gives zero ***** about the fan base the sooner you’ll be at peace with his process.

 

[AV1994]

 

[JHallCanes]

Let’s add

“Buyout” to the running list of words people here shouldn’t use anymore unless they pass a test first

Buyout
Elite
Generational
Regression

 

[AK_Cane]

I'm not being a **** here Cribs, but it's about time for some fun. Right now, nothing resembles fun.

 

[Mackmiller974]

I wonder if there is any scenario we’re they keep Gattis on as a Co-OC/WR coach and just bring in a new play caller? We wouldn’t have to pay the buyout this way and get a WR coach. It would kill two birds with one stone but idk how Gattis would feel about it

 

[ScharfCane]

I wonder if there is any scenario were they keep Gattis on as a Co-OC/WR coach and just bring in a new play caller? We wouldn’t have to pay the buyout this way and get a WR coach. It would kill two birds with one stone but idk how Gattis would feel about it

STFU

 

[Mackmiller974]

STFU

You stfu

 

[Bender]

I wonder if there is any scenario we’re they keep Gattis on as a Co-OC/WR coach and just bring in a new play caller? We wouldn’t have to pay the buyout this way and get a WR coach. It would kill two birds with one stone but idk how Gattis would feel about it

NO. FOR THE 100TH TIME