Tears Nole Tears (“Offcial”)

This is from their 247 Mims Mega Thread when they thought they were getting Mims. I am going through that thread searching for the inevitable tears. Right now I am over 100 pages in and we are in the initial jubilation portion of the thread where Mims arrived on his official and they are just eviscerating Gaby the way we do.

Just for a Tuesday laugh: Exhibit #1 - Undertaker Mike!

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I’m sure most people applaud the university for using health care profits to fund their sports programs, just remember where those profits come from (insurance companies that also turn profits and taxpayers through government payments like with COVID19). It’s actually quite sad.
By the way, it is rich that a fan of a public university's football team would bring up taxpayers funding sports programs.
 
Warchant/247 Time: Revisiting the Mims Saga for summertime Tears by PIPO - Part#1:

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They love living off that 4th & 14.

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The Warchant guy that wrote the story (FSU version of Ferman at Rivals):
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Tampa and Sarasota Nole dipsh*tS back to back;
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NorthernNole is a real piece of sh*t:
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Michael Jordan Lol GIF by ESPN


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Good - a future Nole to keep taking those “L’s!!!”
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Poor Gaby - LOL!! Sacrificial Lamb

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Get ‘em, Green Timber. You and us will get the last laugh:

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Press Conference Kermit GIF


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Their go to slogan. OK: 52-10 - STFU!!

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NorthernC*nt at it again:

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Poor Gaby, lol:

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It’s in the Noles Tears HOF as well:

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Day #2 of PIPO’s summer of Nole Tears fun around Mims. I haven’t included any of their racist crap just because it’s all bullsh*t but here we go:

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Their board’s version of @flagator86 below, except it’s some Cane dude:

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Steve Harvey Wow GIF by NBC


Fvk this guy below. I hope he runs into @ puertoricane in the blue lot.

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Season 9 Lol GIF by The Office


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It’s really rule #76, “No excuses, play like a Champion,” so fvk you, Chumps!

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Going to enjoy smacking that smirk off their face in this year’s game

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Love how they believe John Ruiz is Miami’s only booster. He’s definitely the most vocal but there’s plenty of very wealthy individuals involved.

Even if he was the only person spending money, they’re in the same weird denial that a lot of Americans are when it comes to how wealthy billionaires are compared to the average person. They could have 10,000 boosters donate $500 each and it would just be a drop in the bucket for someone worth 8-10 billion dollars. The gap between millionaires and billionaires is miles wide. The gap between billionaires and the average middle class college grad is light years.
 
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Love how they believe John Ruiz is Miami’s only booster. He’s definitely the most vocal but there’s plenty of very wealthy individuals involved.

Even if he was the only person spending money, they’re in the same weird denial that a lot of Americans are when it comes to how wealthy billionaires are compared to the average person. They could have 10,000 boosters donate $500 each and it would just be a drop in the bucket for someone worth 8-10 billion dollars. The gap between millionaires and billionaires is miles wide. The gap between billionaires and the average middle class college grad is light years.
Here's a different way to wrap your head around it. 1 million seconds is 11 days. 1 billion seconds is 31 years or 11,575 days. Time, of course, cannot compound in growth like money can at those levels.
 
That offer list...

You know actually having an Army offer is pretty impressive. It means they think he can get in. No shlt unless this guy was going be the next Edge or something, I would advise him to go to Army based on that list. His future is set if he can stick with it.

I know several kids that have gotten into the service academies and it’s all worked out incredibly for them.

But back to the tears aspect, good Lord they are scraping the bottom, no offense to this kid who’s an outstanding prospect for mid-level schools I’m sure.
 
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Is Jacksonville State the FCS team that beat them, or the FCS team run by their most famous alum who is actively stealing players from them? I get the two confused.

Fair question. I'll answer it this way...

Jacksonville State is the FCS school that owns Forfeit State on the field.
Jackson State is the FCS school that owns Forfeit State in recruiting.
 
You know actually having an Army offer is pretty impressive. It means they think he can get in. No shlt unless this guy was going be the next Edge or something, I would advise him to go to Army based on that list. His future is set if he can stick with it.

I know several kids that have gotten into the service academies and it’s all worked out incredibly for them.

But back to the tears aspect, good Lord they are scraping the bottom, no offense to this kid who’s an outstanding prospect for mid-level schools I’m sure.

Absolutely. All the guys I know who went to a service academy are fairly successful, including a couple of athletes I knew from HS.
 
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