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whoopingcane said:
F^ckface OP changed the title of the thread.

Bannable offense. Especially when it comes to Poster credibility.

RVAidsCane -- Ban this *******.
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Ok, I’ll look into it.

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Go Canes!! said:
It was a fun way, for me, to get through an offseason
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RVACane said:
I get that it was fun for you. It was a troll to get under the collective mope skin.
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It certainly did make the offseason memorable and it was a bit more enjoyable than 2019's Tate v Jarren v Kosi debate and 2020's will we/won't we have a season debate.
 
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JD08 said:
You saw the evolution of 15-0. It started by joking around and ended up a lifestyle. If you go to a game, you'll find slurpers aplenty. They're the best ones to watch a game with. Mopes are great for discussion and honesty, but they'll drag you into a fight if you're watching a game with them at a bar somewhere.

95% of us are here for the same reason.
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A historical breakdown for the annals of CIS...

Very early this year @Go Canes!! was making 13-0 noise. He'd been pegged as a slurper very early in the slurper v. mope wars of 2020-2021. Not yet being a Maude, and for the LoLz of it all, on 1-29-2021, I publicly and voraciously called @Go Canes!! out as a mope for somehow predicting we'd beat Bama and win the ACCCG, but not having the full testicular fortitude to predict a 15-0 Natty (link). A few days later, having fully pondered this sad state of affairs and the dilemma he faced, @Go Canes!!, undeterred, responded back "15-0" with the fire of a thousand slurpers on 2-1-2021 (link to that epic first post). And thus, 15-0 was born. Had I know then what I know now, I would have never made that infernal porst.

What followed was a CIS bloodbath. Slurpers and mope hostilities reached their zenith. Vigilante posters, convinced @Dwinstitles was a closet Bama fan, hunted him across the board from one thread to the next. Several known Forfeit State trolls, such as @blackvern, went into hiding for fear of their CIS lives. No amount of @PIPO and @Baba Yaga booty gifs could calm the masses. It was a dangerous time to voice a reserved opinion on CIS, and not a soul was spared.

In utter shame and as penance for my role in this debacle, I was pressed into service by @RVACane and his motely rabble of Maudes in the summer of '21, when pro-UM hysteria was so palpable, even the fiercest of Maudes wouldn't dare patrol the CIS streets alone. And then, as quickly and thoughtlessly as it had begun, on 9-4-2021, Nick Saban broke his foot off in the a$$ of Manny Diaz, and 15-0 was dead.

Nowadays, you don't hear much about slurpers. After a brief period of slurper re-education and public shaming initiated by @who (link), and championed by newly resurrected @Dwinstitles, CIS has mostly (everyone except @Andrew, actually) unified against the Anti-Manny/Anti-Blake flag. Simply put, there's more important **** to deal with these days.

Let us never forget these lessons. UM's future brings CIS challenges and heated debate about the next corch selected to lead UM. We've already seen it in the 326401 threads about UM's future HC (notwithstanding Diaz isn't even gone... yet). Some will be too quick to claim "we byke" no matter what unqualified clown we hire, others will be mad UM didn't hire their preferred corch and stalk every misstep until his firing, and a handful of others preaching patience and reason will be completely ignored by the polarized extremes.

But for today, there is unity on CIS against Manny. Let us enjoy this period of relative slurper/mope peace... while it lasts.
 
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