Mario NOT a Top 30 HC According to ESPN

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Mario has never won ****, loses to awful teams with FAR less talent every single year, fired from FIU because he sucked, doesn't know how to do stuff JV High School coaches know to do (TAKE A KNEE???!)...dude doesn't belong in the top 50 and you're crying about Miami bias because he's not top 30? GTFOOH.
 
Wow, an over the top, outlandish, controversial list that ESPN put out in the offseason to presumably generate clicks and comments. Novel concept.

I actually agree with @cway313's assessment of Mario as it applies to where he (barely) makes this list.
 
The disrespect is real. I have ignored the Top 7 because I’ve never claimed Mario is a top 10 HC but I would only take 3 of these guys over him right now
I mean, Napier?! Schiano?! Give me a break

8. Brian Kelly, LSU
9. Jeff Traylor, UTSA
10. Mike Gundy, Oklahoma St.
11. Barry Odom, Purdue
12. Billy Napier, Florida
13. Kalen DeBoer, Alabama
14. Kyle Whittingham, Utah
15. Jeff Brohm, Louisville
16. Ryan Silverfield, Memphis
17. Kirk Ferentz, Iowa
18. Bret Bielema, Illinois
19. Hugh Freeze, Auburn
20. Matt Campbell, Iowa St.
21. Greg Schiano, Rutgers
22. Jamey Chadwell, Coastal Car
23. Mark Stoops, Kentucky
24. Bronco Mendenhall, Utah St.
25. Willie Fritz, Houston
26. Lincoln Riley, USC
27. Chris Klieman, Kansas St.
28. Dave Doeren, NC State
29. Steve Sarkisian
30. Matt Rhule, Nebraska

This list might be better if it was 30 to 8 tbh.
 
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The disrespect is real. I have ignored the Top 7 because I’ve never claimed Mario is a top 10 HC but I would only take 3 of these guys over him right now
I mean, Napier?! Schiano?! Give me a break

8. Brian Kelly, LSU
9. Jeff Traylor, UTSA
10. Mike Gundy, Oklahoma St.
11. Barry Odom, Purdue
12. Billy Napier, Florida
13. Kalen DeBoer, Alabama
14. Kyle Whittingham, Utah
15. Jeff Brohm, Louisville
16. Ryan Silverfield, Memphis
17. Kirk Ferentz, Iowa
18. Bret Bielema, Illinois
19. Hugh Freeze, Auburn
20. Matt Campbell, Iowa St.
21. Greg Schiano, Rutgers
22. Jamey Chadwell, Coastal Car
23. Mark Stoops, Kentucky
24. Bronco Mendenhall, Utah St.
25. Willie Fritz, Houston
26. Lincoln Riley, USC
27. Chris Klieman, Kansas St.
28. Dave Doeren, NC State
29. Steve Sarkisian
30. Matt Rhule, Nebraska

Billy Napier at #12 makes this list a big joke.
 
Mario has never won ****, loses to awful teams with FAR less talent every single year, fired from FIU because he sucked, doesn't know how to do stuff JV High School coaches know to do (TAKE A KNEE???!)...dude doesn't belong in the top 50 and you're crying about Miami bias because he's not top 30? GTFOOH.

I think he did decent work at FIU considering what he had to work with.
 
The disrespect is real. I have ignored the Top 7 because I’ve never claimed Mario is a top 10 HC but I would only take 3 of these guys over him right now
I mean, Napier?! Schiano?! Give me a break

8. Brian Kelly, LSU
9. Jeff Traylor, UTSA
10. Mike Gundy, Oklahoma St.
11. Barry Odom, Purdue
12. Billy Napier, Florida
13. Kalen DeBoer, Alabama
14. Kyle Whittingham, Utah
15. Jeff Brohm, Louisville
16. Ryan Silverfield, Memphis
17. Kirk Ferentz, Iowa
18. Bret Bielema, Illinois
19. Hugh Freeze, Auburn
20. Matt Campbell, Iowa St.
21. Greg Schiano, Rutgers
22. Jamey Chadwell, Coastal Car
23. Mark Stoops, Kentucky
24. Bronco Mendenhall, Utah St.
25. Willie Fritz, Houston
26. Lincoln Riley, USC
27. Chris Klieman, Kansas St.
28. Dave Doeren, NC State
29. Steve Sarkisian
30. Matt Rhule, Nebraska

I am not saying I want him as a coach, but if Schiano was handed this program as it is right now for this season as a interim, oh ****. I would pick us to win the ACC with not more than 1 loss. The man can coach. Now other stuff is a different story, but he would kill this season.
 
I don’t agree with this list completely either. Can you honestly tell me you wouldn’t take 20 of these guys in a heartbeat over Mario? He’s a horrible game day coach. I appreciate all he is doing to get us back competing with the big boys but I have no confidence in him on game day when the game is tight.
 
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The disrespect is real. I have ignored the Top 7 because I’ve never claimed Mario is a top 10 HC but I would only take 3 of these guys over him right now
I mean, Napier?! Schiano?! Give me a break

8. Brian Kelly, LSU
9. Jeff Traylor, UTSA
10. Mike Gundy, Oklahoma St.
11. Barry Odom, Purdue
12. Billy Napier, Florida
13. Kalen DeBoer, Alabama
14. Kyle Whittingham, Utah
15. Jeff Brohm, Louisville
16. Ryan Silverfield, Memphis
17. Kirk Ferentz, Iowa
18. Bret Bielema, Illinois
19. Hugh Freeze, Auburn
20. Matt Campbell, Iowa St.
21. Greg Schiano, Rutgers
22. Jamey Chadwell, Coastal Car
23. Mark Stoops, Kentucky
24. Bronco Mendenhall, Utah St.
25. Willie Fritz, Houston
26. Lincoln Riley, USC
27. Chris Klieman, Kansas St.
28. Dave Doeren, NC State
29. Steve Sarkisian
30. Matt Rhule, Nebraska

You bet your *** our Canes are taking #10.

He's a grown man!!!
 
The disrespect is real. I have ignored the Top 7 because I’ve never claimed Mario is a top 10 HC but I would only take 3 of these guys over him right now
I mean, Napier?! Schiano?! Give me a break

8. Brian Kelly, LSU
9. Jeff Traylor, UTSA
10. Mike Gundy, Oklahoma St.
11. Barry Odom, Purdue
12. Billy Napier, Florida
13. Kalen DeBoer, Alabama
14. Kyle Whittingham, Utah
15. Jeff Brohm, Louisville
16. Ryan Silverfield, Memphis
17. Kirk Ferentz, Iowa
18. Bret Bielema, Illinois
19. Hugh Freeze, Auburn
20. Matt Campbell, Iowa St.
21. Greg Schiano, Rutgers
22. Jamey Chadwell, Coastal Car
23. Mark Stoops, Kentucky
24. Bronco Mendenhall, Utah St.
25. Willie Fritz, Houston
26. Lincoln Riley, USC
27. Chris Klieman, Kansas St.
28. Dave Doeren, NC State
29. Steve Sarkisian
30. Matt Rhule, Nebraska

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