Kill Trolls Dead Thread

[No_Fly_Zone]

Like I said, what does the past have to do with him? He wasnt here.

Of course it matters, and you asking stupid rhetorical questions doesn't change the fact: (1) he wasn't trying to sell recruits on UM for the past two years because he wasn't coaching here, thereby putting him at a disadvantage with 2021 kids who had already built relationships with staffs; and (2) nobody has seen what his offense at UM will look like, so he literally has nothing to sell except hopes and dreams.

We have a potential 3 QBs leaving the room after the season, tons of opportunity and now it seems we will be scrapping the G5 bucket just like in 2019.

Top recruits don't just blindly want playing time. They want playing time in a system that will allow them to showcase their talents for the next level. Especially at QB.

 

[423Hurricane]

Of course it matters, and you asked stupid rhetorical questions doesn't change that fact: (1) he wasn't trying to sell recruits on UM for the past two years because he wasn't coaching here, thereby putting him at a disadvantage with 2021 kids who had already built relationships with staffs; and (2) nobody has seen what his offense at UM will look like, so he literally has nothing to sell except hopes and dreams.



Top recruits don't just blindly want playing time. They want playing time in a system that will allow them to showcase their talents for the next level. Especially at QB.

Love the new avi BTW!

 

[Paranos]

I mean there’s cushion... and then there’s Paranos women. You need a pulley system attached to each of her legs to lift them.

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No pulleys needed for leverage on those succulent thighs, just grown man strength!
#BigThighsMakeBigLives

Go Canes

 

[RVACane]

What was idiotic, pointing out that Lashlee is missing on everyone like Knox. We dont have 1 single prospect that is showing genuine interest in coming here. And that is with a potential 3 spots opening in the QB room.

He can’t be as bad as Knox bc King transferred here. He needs to at least show what he can do at our schools.

 

[RVACane]

He’s been here for a few ******* months and what qb would want to come here now with how awful the offense has been as of late? You just set yourself up to look like a dumb****.

 

[RVACane]

No pulleys needed for leverage on those succulent thighs, just grown man strength!
#BigThighsMakeBigLives

Go Canes

Ayyyyy. You think that’s good eatin’?

 

[Shooter McGavin]

?

 

[Paranos]

Ayyyyy. You think that’s good eatin’?

Most definitely good eatin, Tossed Salad included!

 

[RVACane]

?

“dumbfûck” is not sanctioned in this thread.

 

[RVACane]

Most definitely good eatin, Tossed Salad included!

You must be a strong backed, strong biceped behemoth of a man to lift the modern equivalent of Woolly Mammoths.

 

[SWFLHurricane]

My man rollin thick n tight!

Go Canes

Jesus H Christ.....wtf??...that's just not right....God help your *** if this Beast rolls over on you.....

 

[SWFLHurricane]

You must be a strong backed, strong biceped behemoth of a man to lift the modern equivalent of Woolly Mammoths.

Atleast a Mastadon...

 

[423Hurricane]

Big shout out to @Paranos for a slight derail of this thread that resulted in a lively and poignant discussion about extremely endowed women.

 

[CFLCane]

I mean there’s cushion... and then there’s Paranos women. You need a pulley system attached to each of her legs to lift them.

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DARPA designed those tights. Highest tensile strength in the world.

 

[No_Fly_Zone]

No pulleys needed for leverage on those succulent thighs, just grown man strength!
#BigThighsMakeBigLives

Go Canes

To paraphrase Archimedes:
"Give @Paranos a big enough lever, and a reinforced mattress on which to place her, and @Paranos will rock the fattest of hoes."

 

[CFLCane]

To paraphrase Archimedes:
"Give @Paranos a big enough lever, and a reinforced mattress on which to place her, and @Paranos will rock the fattest of hoes."

Live video of @Paranos trying to navigate his way through ingrown hairs, carbuncles, friction rashes, folds, grayskin, and skin tags.

 

[Shooter McGavin]

Suspicions of @Southside Cane being 2.0/Drewny/Slapdick 3.0 have been confirmed. Whenever he talks **** about someone he doesn’t tag them in the post. He did the same thing in that recruiting rankings thread Stefan just posted. And he’s always had a hard on for 247. This guy has the same fixation.

 

[RVACane]

Suspicions of @Southside Cane being 2.0/Drewny/Slapdick 3.0 have been confirmed. Whenever he talks **** about someone he doesn’t tag them in the post. He did the same thing in that recruiting rankings thread Stefan just posted.

You didn’t like the way it went last time. Are you sure you want to start up again with him?

 

[Shooter McGavin]

You didn’t like the way it went last time. Are you sure you want to start up again with him?

I can’t an observation and throw it out there?

 

[RVACane]

Live video of @Paranos trying to navigate his way through ingrown hairs, carbuncles, friction rashes, folds, grayskin, and skin tags.