Jordan Lyle? (Is not hurt)

[rsa coral gables]

Just my opinion if Lyle was never going to see the field again. Mario would have let him go when he had his legal issue. I guess the legal issue is done and Lyle is out of the dog house and will play. Hopefully this second chance works out for both parties. Mario dismissed a player in the fall for whats its worth.

you didn't read the 5678 posts on the issue? ask @dolemite79, he's the subject matter expert on traffic tickets in broward county

 

[Colombie]

I needed a thread like this today.

Thank you for all who participated.

 

[Elmer Leghorn]

The forever eloquent Mike Tyson said it best

"Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the face"

 

[423Hurricane]

Surprised no one posted this yet.

 

[Negro-Wan Kanobi]

I've been told from multiple people different things. Jordan Lyle will never see the field again for Miami, and we will see him this week as we have injury concerns at RB. Anyone have any Intel on what is going on with him? Especially since he is needed!

You should've been a Plan B.

 

[3rd-43]

This is a new account for the old Rickky Sixxx. Tone, response, reverb, all the same. Stop feeding it

 

[Negro-Wan Kanobi]

Starting a thread as a first post is usually a red flag for trolls. Continue engaging in a respectful manner and the skepticism will subside.

Nope. Kill em dead.

 

[Golsen82]

Can we do an IP-check on this card carrying MENSA member?

I love his username planb

 

[Fart Keyhole]

How to Be a CiS Troll 101:

1. Start a dumbass thread about a topic that has already been discussed ad nauseam. Bonus points if you frame it like there’s absolute chaos surrounding the team when, in reality, there isn’t.
2. Take any criticism of your opinion and immediately rebrand it as “hate” coming from “a bunch of keyboard warriors.” This saves you from having to actually address what anyone said.
3. Establish your credibility by listing things that have absolutely nothing to do with the topic. Popular choices include:
   • How old you are
   • How long you’ve been a “fan”
   • How much memorabilia you own
   • How much money you’ve spent on the team
   • Which players/coaches/owners you’ve taken pictures with
4. When somebody points out that your argument makes no sense, double down on the negativity and announce: “I’m just keeping it real.”
5. If all else fails, accuse everyone who disagrees with you of being a “casual” or “not a real fan.”

Congratulations. You are now fully prepared to poRst on CiS.

@Empirical Cane @Fart Keyhole @fraggle Please feel free to build upon, critique, or change

Speaking as a fan of nearly forty years with almost a hundred pieces of signed memorabilia, who once saw Randy Shannon pick up a strawberry smoothie from the Hurricane food court Jamba Juice...

I'd say you're right on the money (of which I've spent a great deal, because I can afford it because I'm very wealthy).

 

[Angry Ibis]

Just my opinion if Lyle was never going to see the field again. Mario would have let him go when he had his legal issue. I guess the legal issue is done and Lyle is out of the dog house and will play. Hopefully this second chance works out for both parties. Mario dismissed a player in the fall for whats its worth.

Second chance... Lyle is up there fouling off pitches working a nine pitch at bat...

 

[Angry Ibis]

you didn't read the 5678 posts on the issue? ask @dolemite79, he's the subject matter expert on traffic tickets in broward county

 

[BigDikDaddyFromCincinnati]

subside in about a few years. gotta get those numbers up [cue Wolf on Wall Street schene]