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Jordan Lyle? (Is not hurt)

Dang the people in here mocking me, must be miserable people. Bunch of keyboard warriors, trying to make fun of a fan with season tickets for over 25 years. Thanks to the people who actually answered my questions, to the ones who want to make fun amd mock a new member I hope this makes your day less miserable.
 
planb said:
Dang the people in here mocking me, must be miserable people. Bunch of keyboard warriors, trying to make fun of a fan with season tickets for over 25 years. Thanks to the people who actually answered my questions, to the ones who want to make fun amd mock a new member I hope this makes your day less miserable.
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Starting a thread as a first post is usually a red flag for trolls. Continue engaging in a respectful manner and the skepticism will subside.
 
planb said:
I've been told from multiple people different things. Jordan Lyle will never see the field again for Miami, and we will see him this week as we have injury concerns at RB. Anyone have any Intel on what is going on with him? Especially since he is needed!
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Just my opinion if Lyle was never going to see the field again. Mario would have let him go when he had his legal issue. I guess the legal issue is done and Lyle is out of the dog house and will play. Hopefully this second chance works out for both parties. Mario dismissed a player in the fall for whats its worth.
 
planb said:
Dang the people in here mocking me, must be miserable people. Bunch of keyboard warriors, trying to make fun of a fan with season tickets for over 25 years. Thanks to the people who actually answered my questions, to the ones who want to make fun amd mock a new member I hope this makes your day less miserable.
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so what was plan A?
 
planb said:
Dang the people in here mocking me, must be miserable people. Bunch of keyboard warriors, trying to make fun of a fan with season tickets for over 25 years. Thanks to the people who actually answered my questions, to the ones who want to make fun amd mock a new member I hope this makes your day less miserable.
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Need some thick skin in here bro. Btw, are you related to Fraggle? Share the same living community possibly?
 
planb said:
Dang the people in here mocking me, must be miserable people. Bunch of keyboard warriors, trying to make fun of a fan with season tickets for over 25 years. Thanks to the people who actually answered my questions, to the ones who want to make fun amd mock a new member I hope this makes your day less miserable.
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How to Be a CiS Troll 101:
  1. Start a dumbass thread about a topic that has already been discussed ad nauseam. Bonus points if you frame it like there’s absolute chaos surrounding the team when, in reality, there isn’t.
  2. Take any criticism of your opinion and immediately rebrand it as “hate” coming from “a bunch of keyboard warriors.” This saves you from having to actually address what anyone said.
  3. Establish your credibility by listing things that have absolutely nothing to do with the topic. Popular choices include:
    • How old you are
    • How long you’ve been a “fan”
    • How much memorabilia you own
    • How much money you’ve spent on the team
    • Which players/coaches/owners you’ve taken pictures with
  4. When somebody points out that your argument makes no sense, double down on the negativity and announce: “I’m just keeping it real.”
  5. If all else fails, accuse everyone who disagrees with you of being a “casual” or “not a real fan.”
Congratulations. You are now fully prepared to poRst on CiS.

@Empirical Cane @Fart Keyhole @fraggle Please feel free to build upon, critique, or change
 
Canemang said:
Lyle >>>>>> Midget 0
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Loser Wow GIF by HYRPWR
 
JamesQuall said:
How to Be a CiS Troll 101:
  1. Start a dumbass thread about a topic that has already been discussed ad nauseam. Bonus points if you frame it like there’s absolute chaos surrounding the team when, in reality, there isn’t.
  2. Take any criticism of your opinion and immediately rebrand it as “hate” coming from “a bunch of keyboard warriors.” This saves you from having to actually address what anyone said.
  3. Establish your credibility by listing things that have absolutely nothing to do with the topic. Popular choices include:
    • How old you are
    • How long you’ve been a “fan”
    • How much memorabilia you own
    • How much money you’ve spent on the team
    • Which players/coaches/owners you’ve taken pictures with
  4. When somebody points out that your argument makes no sense, double down on the negativity and announce: “I’m just keeping it real.”
  5. If all else fails, accuse everyone who disagrees with you of being a “casual” or “not a real fan.”
Congratulations. You are now fully prepared to poRst on CiS.

@Empirical Cane @Fart Keyhole @fraggle Please feel free to build upon, critique, or change
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How to be a publicly ridicule and belittle someone 101... see above
 
planb said:
How to be a publicly ridicule and belittle someone 101... see above
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Bro, take a breath. You're gonna be ok. Rather than pushing back, try this "you're right, my bad guys. Mario literally addressed this yesterday and I missed it. BTW, F ND/FSU/UiF."

You will immediately be given grace by the majority of the board (there's a couple of dix in here, but that's life) and you'll likely make some friends via the shared hatred of thos $hithóle programs.

Or post a dad joke/pun. @JamesQuall will cyberarrest you in between his own dad jokes and puns (that go unpunished - I haven't forgotten about yesterday you dirty cop!) but the rest of us will applaud if they're good.
 
planb said:
Dang the people in here mocking me, must be miserable people. Bunch of keyboard warriors, trying to make fun of a fan with season tickets for over 25 years. Thanks to the people who actually answered my questions, to the ones who want to make fun amd mock a new member I hope this makes your day less miserable.
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did your first porst say any of the above? or were we suppose to inferred that someone with a first post is a life long season ticket holder ?
 
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