If UM did fire Alice FOlden, we should hire.......

[Vanquish9]

always nice to find another of us....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlBYEWycFJc

I miss Jack MeHoffer....goddammit....now I'm gonna spend the next 3 hours on youtube....lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vec1TAxWgCo

don't forget the TRADIO calls....

jesus, ******s. get a ******* room

 

[Consigliere]

My first call is to Jim Harbaugh. Yes, pie in the sky but that guy is out of SF...
Second call is Schiano
Third call is Chudzinski
Fourth call is Rich Rodriguez
Fifth call is Mark Stoops
Sixth call is Cristobal
Seventh call is Jerry Kill
Eighth call is Bryan Harsin
Ninth call is Jim Leavitt
Tenth call Rufin McNeil

I'm not going past #2.

Harbaugh is a top 5 coach in the NFL. He isn't leaving the NFL. He will resign with the niners too, watch.

Schiano blows cack, there is no evidence he can coach a team to success.

Who you going to pick than ?

Some people I like (besides Butch): Gary Pinkell, Jim McElwain and Todd Graham.

 

[Vanquish9]

My first call is to Jim Harbaugh. Yes, pie in the sky but that guy is out of SF...
Second call is Schiano
Third call is Chudzinski
Fourth call is Rich Rodriguez
Fifth call is Mark Stoops
Sixth call is Cristobal
Seventh call is Jerry Kill
Eighth call is Bryan Harsin
Ninth call is Jim Leavitt
Tenth call Rufin McNeil

I'm not going past #2.

Harbaugh is a top 5 coach in the NFL. He isn't leaving the NFL. He will resign with the niners too, watch.

Schiano blows cack, there is no evidence he can coach a team to success.

Who you going to pick than ?

Some people I like (besides Butch): Gary Pinkell, Jim McElwain and Todd Graham.

done hiring coaches with colors for a last name

 

[OrangetieFatface]

This hire should have Miami connections. I think Cristobal would be a good hire. FIU was a joke and we won back to back bowl games there. Once he was fires they became a joke again. He can recruit south Florida extremely well. Is probably the only coach who can come in and keep the classes together, especially next seasons. And he knows the Miami tradition. He's also been on Sabans staff for two years and could bring the Alabama culture to Miami. Sound discipline football. Something that Saturday showed we were lacking. I know him leaving and stabbing us in the back hurts but he's the most realistic option we have who knows what it's like to be a Cane.

OH ***ING JEBUS. Cristobal. Is this real life?

Who is your realistic choices ?

Not ****** 27-47, bad position coach Mario Cristobal. I can't believe I'm saying this, but that's an actual step down from the **** sandwich were already eating.

 

[aelmiami]

This hire should have Miami connections. I think Cristobal would be a good hire. FIU was a joke and we won back to back bowl games there. Once he was fires they became a joke again. He can recruit south Florida extremely well. Is probably the only coach who can come in and keep the classes together, especially next seasons. And he knows the Miami tradition. He's also been on Sabans staff for two years and could bring the Alabama culture to Miami. Sound discipline football. Something that Saturday showed we were lacking. I know him leaving and stabbing us in the back hurts but he's the most realistic option we have who knows what it's like to be a Cane.

OH ***ING JEBUS. Cristobal. Is this real life?

Why not Cristobal? This isn't the 80s. We can't get whoever we want and that was apparent when Golden got hired. Make your lists of these top coaches who aren't going to come and hope we land a big one.

 

[aelmiami]

This hire should have Miami connections. I think Cristobal would be a good hire. FIU was a joke and we won back to back bowl games there. Once he was fires they became a joke again. He can recruit south Florida extremely well. Is probably the only coach who can come in and keep the classes together, especially next seasons. And he knows the Miami tradition. He's also been on Sabans staff for two years and could bring the Alabama culture to Miami. Sound discipline football. Something that Saturday showed we were lacking. I know him leaving and stabbing us in the back hurts but he's the most realistic option we have who knows what it's like to be a Cane.

OH ***ING JEBUS. Cristobal. Is this real life?

Who is your realistic choices ?

Not ****in 27-47, bad position coach Mario Cristobal. I can't believe I'm saying this, but that's an actual step down from the **** sandwich were already eating.

What was his record his last few seasons. You can't honestly say he didn't turn that program in the right direction. And he beat Charlie Strong. That's better than our "**** sandwich" as you called it.

 

[UMAlum21]

Lol at Mario Cristobal. This fanbase needs a purging of a majority of you idiots. It baffles me that after 12 years of this garbage, when pressed for pint entail hires, you keep recycling the same garbage retreads. Learn your ******* lessons.

What Cristobal did at FIU is the same mediocre achievements people used to prop up Golden. Literally he's a slight upgrade at best. He's a bum.

 

[UMAlum21]

This hire should have Miami connections. I think Cristobal would be a good hire. FIU was a joke and we won back to back bowl games there. Once he was fires they became a joke again. He can recruit south Florida extremely well. Is probably the only coach who can come in and keep the classes together, especially next seasons. And he knows the Miami tradition. He's also been on Sabans staff for two years and could bring the Alabama culture to Miami. Sound discipline football. Something that Saturday showed we were lacking. I know him leaving and stabbing us in the back hurts but he's the most realistic option we have who knows what it's like to be a Cane.

OH ***ING JEBUS. Cristobal. Is this real life?

Who is your realistic choices ?

Not ****in 27-47, bad position coach Mario Cristobal. I can't believe I'm saying this, but that's an actual step down from the **** sandwich were already eating.

What was his record his last few seasons. You can't honestly say he didn't turn that program in the right direction. And he beat Charlie Strong. That's better than our "**** sandwich" as you called it.

"But Al Golden turned Temple around!"

You retards are literally regurgitating the same ****.

 

[OrangetieFatface]

This hire should have Miami connections. I think Cristobal would be a good hire. FIU was a joke and we won back to back bowl games there. Once he was fires they became a joke again. He can recruit south Florida extremely well. Is probably the only coach who can come in and keep the classes together, especially next seasons. And he knows the Miami tradition. He's also been on Sabans staff for two years and could bring the Alabama culture to Miami. Sound discipline football. Something that Saturday showed we were lacking. I know him leaving and stabbing us in the back hurts but he's the most realistic option we have who knows what it's like to be a Cane.

OH ***ING JEBUS. Cristobal. Is this real life?

Who is your realistic choices ?

Not ****in 27-47, bad position coach Mario Cristobal. I can't believe I'm saying this, but that's an actual step down from the **** sandwich were already eating.

What was his record his last few seasons. You can't honestly say he didn't turn that program in the right direction. And he beat Charlie Strong. That's better than our "**** sandwich" as you called it.

8-5 and 3-9 and then he got fired

"FIU Athletic Director Pete Garcia explained his reasoning for firing Cristobal as "He's done a very good job for this program, but we’ve gone backwards over the last year and a half. Over the last 22 games, we've gone 8-14." "

 

[aelmiami]

OH ***ING JEBUS. Cristobal. Is this real life?

Who is your realistic choices ?

Not ****in 27-47, bad position coach Mario Cristobal. I can't believe I'm saying this, but that's an actual step down from the **** sandwich were already eating.

What was his record his last few seasons. You can't honestly say he didn't turn that program in the right direction. And he beat Charlie Strong. That's better than our "**** sandwich" as you called it.

"But Al Golden turned Temple around!"

You retards are literally regurgitating the same ****.

I never said Golden turned Temple around. But Cristobal beat quality teams when at FIU. Something Golden didn't do.

 

[WhatTheHell]

Lol at Mario Cristobal. This fanbase needs a purging of a majority of you idiots. It baffles me that after 12 years of this garbage, when pressed for pint entail hires, you keep recycling the same garbage retreads. Learn your ******* lessons.

What Cristobal did at FIU is the same mediocre achievements people used to prop up Golden. Literally he's a slight upgrade at best. He's a bum.

I like dis I like dis

Get me a head coach that's proven he can win his division, double digit games, or something of note.

If not, I want an X and O's genius, some wizard coordinator. Enough "hard working guys that had moderate success at ****** mid-majors."

 

[aelmiami]

OH ***ING JEBUS. Cristobal. Is this real life?

Who is your realistic choices ?

Not ****in 27-47, bad position coach Mario Cristobal. I can't believe I'm saying this, but that's an actual step down from the **** sandwich were already eating.

What was his record his last few seasons. You can't honestly say he didn't turn that program in the right direction. And he beat Charlie Strong. That's better than our "**** sandwich" as you called it.

8-5 and 3-9 and then he got fired

FIU Athletic Director Pete Garcia explained his reasoning for firing Cristobal as "He's done a very good job for this program, but we’ve gone backwards over the last year and a half. Over the last 22 games, we've gone 8-14."[

And his firing was one of the most questioned firing that offseason. I just think realistically he is our best option. Are there better options? Yes. But they are not realistic at this point.

 

[Consigliere]

OH ***ING JEBUS. Cristobal. Is this real life?

Who is your realistic choices ?

Not ****in 27-47, bad position coach Mario Cristobal. I can't believe I'm saying this, but that's an actual step down from the **** sandwich were already eating.

What was his record his last few seasons. You can't honestly say he didn't turn that program in the right direction. And he beat Charlie Strong. That's better than our "**** sandwich" as you called it.

8-5 and 3-9 and then he got fired

FIU Athletic Director Pete Garcia explained his reasoning for firing Cristobal as "He's done a very good job for this program, but we’ve gone backwards over the last year and a half. Over the last 22 games, we've gone 8-14."[

Cristobal chugs cack at coaching. He also left UM after he was given a job after a few weeks. I doubt (thank jeebus) the admin would consider him.

 

[aelmiami]

Who is your realistic choices ?

Not ****in 27-47, bad position coach Mario Cristobal. I can't believe I'm saying this, but that's an actual step down from the **** sandwich were already eating.

What was his record his last few seasons. You can't honestly say he didn't turn that program in the right direction. And he beat Charlie Strong. That's better than our "**** sandwich" as you called it.

8-5 and 3-9 and then he got fired

FIU Athletic Director Pete Garcia explained his reasoning for firing Cristobal as "He's done a very good job for this program, but we’ve gone backwards over the last year and a half. Over the last 22 games, we've gone 8-14."[

Cristobal chugs cack at coaching. He also left UM after he was given a job after a few weeks. I doubt (thank jeebus) the admin would consider him.

If he wasn't a good coach Saban never would have poached him from our staff. Saban wouldn't waste time getting a recruiter but bad coach.

 

[can4life]

Hey what about jay gruden from Washington his brother tried to get him hear before we got golden... butch davis would be perfect in a perfect world...

 

[WhatTheHell]

Did Saban hire him as a head coach?

 

[MIA42178]

This hire should have Miami connections. I think Cristobal would be a good hire. FIU was a joke and we won back to back bowl games there. Once he was fires they became a joke again. He can recruit south Florida extremely well. Is probably the only coach who can come in and keep the classes together, especially next seasons. And he knows the Miami tradition. He's also been on Sabans staff for two years and could bring the Alabama culture to Miami. Sound discipline football. Something that Saturday showed we were lacking. I know him leaving and stabbing us in the back hurts but he's the most realistic option we have who knows what it's like to be a Cane.

OH ***ING JEBUS. Cristobal. Is this real life?

Why not Cristobal? This isn't the 80s. We can't get whoever we want and that was apparent when Golden got hired. Make your lists of these top coaches who aren't going to come and hope we land a big one.

Coaches who would come (make less than Gorlden)

Butch (but not sure if realistic)
Rich Rod
Jim mcElwain
Schiano
Ruffin McNeill
Chud (think he is an nfl guy though)
****, Tubervillle or Wannstedt >>> Cristobal

Assistants also much better than Cristobal

Kirby Smart
Chad Morris
Narduzzi

 

[UMAlum21]

I'm convinced the majority of our fans, at least the ones active on social media, are only fans because they either just got accepted to the school or fell in love with Goldens persona. None of them have any college football background and literally think UM exists in a ******* bubble. It's mindblowing how every single coaching search, the same 4 ******* guys keep getting brought up. Butch, Chud, Schiano, Cristobal. Every ******* time. You're all as bad as Michigan fans with their "Michigan man" garbage. Join the real world and realize a lot of great coaches are out there.

 

[D7.]

Art Briles
Gary Patterson
Todd Graham
Rich Rodriguez
Mark Dantonio
Butch
Gundy
Jeremy Pruitt
Kirby Smart
Chud
Mark Stoops
Chad Morris

These are the calls I make, and in that order. You make the guys say no and if our AD showed a desire to compete for titles, and laid out a plan getting their, boosters and alumni would be willing to pony up for a guy near the top of that list.

Whether they'd accept or not is on them, but this sentiment that certain guys won't leave certain places is dumb, and all founded on internet
speculation. Peterson wasn't leaving Boise, Bielma wasn't leaving the Big 10, etc, until it happened.

Art Briles (Won't leave Baylor. Even if he did, we might not be willing to spend contract money needed)

Gary Patterson (Won't leave TCU)

Todd Graham (No thanks, It would be his 4th destination in 4 years - questionable personal history)

Rich Rodriguez (Yeah, right)

Mark Dantonio (Would be a solid hire that we could afford)

Butch (Homerun hire that we could afford)

Gundy (Won't leave OSU. Even if he did we, might not be willing to spend the contract money needed)

Jeremy Pruitt (No thanks)

Kirby Smart (Would be a solid hire that we could afford, might be holding out for another SEC type job)

Chud (Mental *********ion)

Mark Stoops (Would be a solid hire we could afford)

Chad Morris (Would be a solid hire that we could afford )

 

[aelmiami]

I'm convinced the majority of our fans, at least the ones active on social media, are only fans because they either just got accepted to the school or fell in love with Goldens persona. None of them have any college football background and literally think UM exists in a ****ing bubble. It's mindblowing how every single coaching search, the same 4 ****ing guys keep getting brought up. Butch, Chud, Schiano, Cristobal. Every ****ing time. You're all as bad as Michigan fans with their "Michigan man" garbage. Join the real world and realize a lot of great coaches are out there.

My top 4 are Butch Schiano Chud and Cristobal. Maybe Randy Shannon or Ken Dorsey. Or hire Philip Buchanan. Just guys who would get it.