Official Gattis Throwdown Tracker

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One of players on team, chopped it up with them recently and ALOT came up (mind you I dont usually press them for info but if it comes up organically then I ask more questions).. ALOT of ****ery goin on but they had like exit interview sitdown with coach and he asked them straight up what they thought was wrong with team, when they mentioned the offense that his pushback, paraphrasing of course. Things can change but doesnt sound good AT ALL..
So you got from that that Gattis is staying? You think Mario would tell players which coaches he’s letting go? That’s rhetorical for uhhhh, no.
 
Gattis to Iowa makes too much and the most sense…great fit …if by Sunday between 11am-6pm there’s no moves or rumors then he is staying while I’m watching NFL games
Mario learned from experience how much coaches changes can be a distraction
Out respect for Iowa let them play their bowl game then drop the news
I recall hearing Iowa would not make changes until after their bowl game anyways, but I’m on a similar track.
 
I trust our insiders that Gattis is gone. If, for some reason he stays, neither myself or my family will go to any games or spend any money on cane merchandise. Injuries had nothing to do with Goatasses inability to game plan or make in game/halftime adjustments. He may be able to regurgitate plays, but he doesn’t have the mental makeup to strategize and set up plays etc. worst coordinator I’ve ever seen in college and pro level.
 
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That's like discovering a skunk in the house and wondering, "hmmm, maybe we could just leave it and buy some Febreze."
Isn't that essentially what Michigan did to him the year before he came here. And their offense improved. I didn't want guy in 1st place. But if buddy stays there has to be some change up and I would rather have a joe brady situation at LSU than just josh gattis onion head running things solo. Most logical course of action would be to fire him and spend that huge salary he getting on q 🔥 OC QB coach. But logical and Miami don't always go together.
 
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As the day, some day, one day approaches where it becomes certain Gattis is staying/leaving our Miami Hurricanes going towards the 2023 season, having an easy reference tracker of statements, bets, and consequences of said event would be convenient for each tribe to then mercilessly mock and "hold accountable" their mortal CIS adversaries. Purusing porsts since season's end we have your typical "I'm done with Miami until xxxx", "I got $*** says you...", the ever favorite "Maudes will ban me for *** if he stays/goes...", and of course some very certain porsters are going all in with "I will get gender reassignment surgery if he stays/goes cuz my sauces are SOLID that Matio will..."

Anyways, once GERDis' status moves to PLAYERS NOTIFIED, the hoped for battle royale (with cheese) should be glorious!!

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I'll start...

Empirical Cane - leans Gattis is staying, nothing offered if he stays/goes (I watch NASCAR for crashes really)

Who else has skin in this game??
I agree. I lean he stays and I wager the same as you if he goes.
 
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