Official Gattis Throwdown Tracker

If Gattis is retained I have the original copy of this photo and I'll have no choice but to release it.

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I used to feel like he was going but with each day passing without incident, I wonder more and more if that will be the move.

I stated earlier that injuries would be and SHOULD be a legitimate coaches defense against many of the things that went wrong. But I still feel like we had enough to do much better than we did.

I'm

70% stay
30% gone
 
Gattis to Iowa makes too much and the most sense…great fit …if by Sunday between 11am-6pm there’s no moves or rumors then he is staying while I’m watching NFL games
Mario learned from experience how much coaches changes can be a distraction
Out respect for Iowa let them play their bowl game then drop the news
 
I just can't fathom a guy who claims he is all in on bringing back Miami not making a change to the OC that just produced the worst offensive output that I've ever seen. That output included not scoring a TD over the course of multiple games against teams that are decidedly average, if not a little above average. Injuries or not, that doesn't change the fact that Gattis has no feel for the game and did not call, objectively, a single great offensive game all year (not including the non FBS schools). If Gattis is brought back, then my expectations for Mario's tenure will be severely walked back because that to me screams my ego and philosophy are more important than making the right moves.

Now with that said, if Mario does fire Gattis and we replace him with a legit OC, then the party is back on and I'm going to say I knew it all along lol
 
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It’s really a wash if he stays or not because next OC will be James Coley and mario will continue to be 75/25 Run/Pass ratio
 
As the day, some day, one day approaches where it becomes certain Gattis is staying/leaving our Miami Hurricanes going towards the 2023 season, having an easy reference tracker of statements, bets, and consequences of said event would be convenient for each tribe to then mercilessly mock and "hold accountable" their mortal CIS adversaries. Purusing porsts since season's end we have your typical "I'm done with Miami until xxxx", "I got $*** says you...", the ever favorite "Maudes will ban me for *** if he stays/goes...", and of course some very certain porsters are going all in with "I will get gender reassignment surgery if he stays/goes cuz my sauces are SOLID that Matio will..."

Anyways, once GERDis' status moves to PLAYERS NOTIFIED, the hoped for battle royale (with cheese) should be glorious!!

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I'll start...

Empirical Cane - leans Gattis is staying, nothing offered if he stays/goes (I watch NASCAR for crashes really)

Who else has skin in this game??
Staying
 
As the day, some day, one day approaches where it becomes certain Gattis is staying/leaving our Miami Hurricanes going towards the 2023 season, having an easy reference tracker of statements, bets, and consequences of said event would be convenient for each tribe to then mercilessly mock and "hold accountable" their mortal CIS adversaries. Purusing porsts since season's end we have your typical "I'm done with Miami until xxxx", "I got $*** says you...", the ever favorite "Maudes will ban me for *** if he stays/goes...", and of course some very certain porsters are going all in with "I will get gender reassignment surgery if he stays/goes cuz my sauces are SOLID that Matio will..."

Anyways, once GERDis' status moves to PLAYERS NOTIFIED, the hoped for battle royale (with cheese) should be glorious!!

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I'll start...

Empirical Cane - leans Gattis is staying, nothing offered if he stays/goes (I watch NASCAR for crashes really)

Who else has skin in this game??



If we are doing this, none of you nancyboys get to differentiate “fired vs leave” …. It’s semantics


Gattis is gone
 
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I like this @Empirical Cane Much easier for me to keep my list.

Unless Im mistaken, the only tea leaf that the negative nellie camp is reading to justify their stance is that he is still on payroll and hasnt publicly parted ways (which is fair). Im not hearing any other argument or tea leaf unless I missed it.

I'm still confident that Gattis will be gone. Still too early to drop my gun and retreat. Ive been wrong before and will be wrong again. Happy to admit it if it happens and take all the ball busing that I deserve if he stays.
 
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I like this @Empirical Cane Much easier for me to keep my list.

Unless Im mistaken, the only tea leaf that the negative nellie camp is reading to justify their stance is that he is still on payroll and hasnt publicly parted ways (which is fair). Im not hearing any other argument or tea leaf unless I missed it.

I'm still confident that Gattis will be gone. Still too early to drop my gun and retreat. Ive been wrong before and will be wrong again. Happy to admit it if it happens and take all the ball busing that I deserve if he stays.
“Ball busing”?? Is that something all the kids are doing???
 
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