Official Gattis Throwdown Tracker

[stormbrewing]

But, is it sarcasm or something we could see actually happening…?

Idk, at this point I’m convinced Gattis returns. The other half is wishful thinking

 

[CaneFanWNY]

Thought this said touchdown tracker at first lol.


He gone IMO.....

He gone, or we gone.

 

[Noahcane]

Gattis gone, riding with @Cribby information.

 

[Zombie-Cane]

Thought this said touchdown tracker at first lol.


He gone IMO.....

He gone, or we gone.

Well, waiting for both are mindnumbingly long.....

 

[miamicanephins]

An open poll might have been easier to track…

I second this motion.

@Empirical Cane

 

[miamicanephins]

Stays.

Based on high number of jags on the roster and injuries.

 

[soddyCane]

Until @Cribby changes his info says he is staying, he will be gone.

I've seen the gifs he's posted but has he actually said Gattis is fired? I haven't been on much lately

 

[jakobbee]

How would board feel if we keep gattis and let ponce go. Then get a QB coach, passing game coordinator Co-OC

 

[SFbayCane]

I have to use past history as a guide for the future...


Gattis stays.
The offense sucks
Canes finish 6-6
The bulk of the 2022 and 2023 recruiting classes enter the Portal
The real college football coaches begin telling all of the 2024 commits, "See I told ya so..."
Mario CristoRandyGoldenBal assumes the role of being in permanent rebuild mode until his buyout is reasonable enough to fire him.
Canes hire Alex Mirabel as the next UM head coaRch.

Fully rinsed. Fully Repeated.

Donna Shalala, now in **** laughs in pain and agony with a slight sense of joy at the permanent suffering she caused UM...On purpose.

 

[S.CarolinaCane]

As the day, some day, one day approaches where it becomes certain Gattis is staying/leaving our Miami Hurricanes going towards the 2023 season, having an easy reference tracker of statements, bets, and consequences of said event would be convenient for each tribe to then mercilessly mock and "hold accountable" their mortal CIS adversaries. Purusing porsts since season's end we have your typical "I'm done with Miami until xxxx", "I got $*** says you...", the ever favorite "Maudes will ban me for *** if he stays/goes...", and of course some very certain porsters are going all in with "I will get gender reassignment surgery if he stays/goes cuz my sauces are SOLID that Matio will..."

Anyways, once GERDis' status moves to PLAYERS NOTIFIED, the hoped for battle royale (with cheese) should be glorious!!

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Empirical Cane - leans Gattis is staying, nothing offered if he stays/goes (I watch NASCAR for crashes really)

Who else has skin in this game??

No skin, but honestly didn't think he was leaving.

I felt the staff would stay intact for the most part unless someone left voluntarily

 

[Timmy T-Bags $$$]

Isn't this where Alonso or Radikovich is supposed to step in and force Marios hand? I was under the impression that it was sort of like a checks and balances situation and they would keep Mario from making bone head staff mistakes??

 

[AlexCane]

Gotdamnit, folks. So glum. He's a goner. But we have to wait until bowl season ends.

 

[RVACane]

99 percent he stays. You can ban me from posting next year through today's date if he is fired before the season starts.

If he voluntary leaves it is a push.

No bans for that. It sure seems this way to many of us.

 

[Negro-Wan Kanobi]

I may have missed it but as far as I know @Cribby has never wavered that Gattis is gone. I ride with him, Gattis is gone and to show I mean business if he’s back I will eat a salad

Salads are delicious.
Especially with extra bacon, turkey and chicken. Be better, slick @TRick72

 

[Negro-Wan Kanobi]

I sent him an "Offense For Dummies" book....he's staying now.

Oh my this is funny asf

PROTECT @fraggle AT ALL COSTS

 

[The canesman]

It’s a long off season but at this point I see gattis staying.

 

[JimmyJohnsonsHair]

I have no idea if Gattis will be here next season. My point in the other Gattis thread has been no one knows for sure, so it’s obnoxious to mock posters who express concern about the very real possibility of him returning when the only thing we know for certain is that ESD has passed and Josh Gattis is still the OC. This isn’t meant as a knock on Cribby. I don’t know what he’s heard and haven’t really kept up with his latest thoughts on the matter. It’s more about the fake insiders trying to ride his coat tails. We’re all pretty much just guessing at this point.

I certainly hope that Mario is smart and humble enough to recognize that he made a mistake, but coaches can be arrogant and stubborn. He knows his job is safe so there’s no reason to make a change if he truly believes Gattis is the right guy to run his offense. With that all said, yeah, I am still holding out hope that he’s going to be shown the door.

 

[Cajuncane]

Kind of torn with my decision on Gattis….I know Cribby says he’s gone and he’s about 99% right when he gives us info BUT..

There’s no earthly reason Gattis is still employed at the U of M…..NONE !

I’m Hoping Mario has Garrett locked up and it’s announced on Monday and he’s headed this way but that still doesn’t excuse the fact that this staring into darkness ,no TD scoring ,playcalling wanna be who ran this NOffense last year is still here.

So on one side I got the king of info in Cribby swearing he’s gone and on the other I’ve got a stomach with a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad feeling.

So I’m Flipping a coin..(coin is tossed in the air for all of you following this on Radio) …..it’s bouncing around on my wood floors.heads,now tails ,then tails again and now heads and then…….aaaawwwwww man……..it’s gets stuck in a crack in the wood and ends on its edge.

So like everything/everyone else even the coin has no clue if/when Gattis is getting canned.Gonna go take some Mylanta.Maybe if I can get rid of this baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad feeling in my stomach it will only leave Cribby’s info ……

 

[bdcane4eva]

gotta wait until the Superbowl is over in order to free up our next coordinator
just like last year...

 

[canesdude]

I've seen the gifs he's posted but has he actually said Gattis is fired? I haven't been on much lately

Just said that Gattis & Ponce are gone. good enough for me.