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Taste of the homemade cookies or GTFO.
Now y’all wanna do a ******* cookie exchange here?

They are brown butter chocolate chip cookies with fleur de sel flakes sprinkled on top. Sub some of the regular sugar with dark brown sugar to keep them soft and get a hint of that molasses sweetness.

And GTFO with those semisweet chocolate chips. I only use Ghiradelli or Valhrona because they don’t have bull**** stabilizers in them.

If I’m feeling a little frisky, I’ll do half chocolate chips, half heath bar toffee bits. Otherwise, I don’t **** with a classic.

And of course, I have quality thick, gold baking sheets that don’t warp and ensure my cookies cook evenly in my calibrated ovens. I know what I’m doing.

Come At Me Will Ferrell GIF
 
Now y’all wanna do a ******* cookie exchange here?

They are brown butter chocolate chip cookies with fleur de sel flakes sprinkled on top. Sub some of the regular sugar with dark brown sugar to keep them soft and get a hint of that molasses sweetness.

And GTFO with those semisweet chocolate chips. I only use Ghiradelli or Valhrona because they don’t have bull**** stabilizers in them.

If I’m feeling a little frisky, I’ll do half chocolate chips, half heath bar toffee bits. Otherwise, I don’t **** with a classic.

And of course, I have quality thick, gold baking sheets that don’t warp and ensure my cookies cook evenly in my calibrated ovens. I know what I’m doing.

Come At Me Will Ferrell GIF
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You got me with the the fleur de sel flakes. I’m from Louisiana
 
Crumbl cookies are arguably the most unhealthy, hazardous food you can legally sell in the US. The idea that Crumbl money is subsidizing a mormon school’s football program is hilarious.
Why are they worse than others?
 
I was near the Town Center Mall today and saw a Crumbl store there, had never even heard of them before this thread.
Awww I used to work at that mall as a teenager in the 90s. Ate a lot of Auntie Anne’s pretzels - they had a really good one with marinara sauce at that time.
 
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Awww I used to work at that mall as a teenager in the 90s. Ate a lot of Auntie Anne’s pretzels - they had a really good one with marinara sauce at that time.
Who would have guessed that you take cookies very seriously … like down to the gold pans???
 
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You got me with the the fleur de sel flakes. I’m from Louisiana
This was the recipe I used as my base many years ago. I have definitely made it my own and adjusted a few things, but I recommend it to people and everyone loves it.

 
Now y’all wanna do a ******* cookie exchange here?

They are brown butter chocolate chip cookies with fleur de sel flakes sprinkled on top. Sub some of the regular sugar with dark brown sugar to keep them soft and get a hint of that molasses sweetness.

And GTFO with those semisweet chocolate chips. I only use Ghiradelli or Valhrona because they don’t have bull**** stabilizers in them.

If I’m feeling a little frisky, I’ll do half chocolate chips, half heath bar toffee bits. Otherwise, I don’t **** with a classic.

And of course, I have quality thick, gold baking sheets that don’t warp and ensure my cookies cook evenly in my calibrated ovens. I know what I’m doing.

Come At Me Will Ferrell GIF
Cookies or it didn't happen!
 
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I was near the Town Center Mall today and saw a Crumbl store there, had never even heard of them before this thread.


What?

I went to Crumbl for years, until I had a bad experience at one in Atlanta.

Since then, I'm all about Insomnia Cookies (started by Krispy Kreme, not some Mormon dip****).

But there's a place in Atlanta called Sugar Shane's....unbelieveable. They have a couple of locations, one is in Ponce City Market.

When I first moved to Atlanta and didn't know my way around, I trusted Google Maps to take me to the original location near GaTech, and it was (NOT A JOKE) inside of a 2-car garage on the backside of a residential building. But it was SOOOO ******* good...
 
What?

I went to Crumbl for years, until I had a bad experience at one in Atlanta.

Since then, I'm all about Insomnia Cookies (started by Krispy Kreme, not some Mormon dip****).

But there's a place in Atlanta called Sugar Shane's....unbelieveable. They have a couple of locations, one is in Ponce City Market.

When I first moved to Atlanta and didn't know my way around, I trusted Google Maps to take me to the original location near GaTech, and it was (NOT A JOKE) inside of a 2-car garage on the backside of a residential building. But it was SOOOO ******* good...
This thread is making me hungry!

Ponce City Market has my favorite Mexican here in Atlanta (Minero). Blows Superica and their flavorless crap away.
 
I’m just an onion with many layers!


Oh God, you just gave me Vietnam flashbacks to my 1L "Elements of the Law" class with Irwin P. Stotzky. The most useless class I've ever taken in my life at any level, and we literally spent the first month talking about the replevin of a wedding ring. Butler v. Wolf Sussman...

Irwin P. always used the "peeling an onion" analogy to talk about learning cases...
 
Oh God, you just gave me Vietnam flashbacks to my 1L "Elements of the Law" class with Irwin P. Stotzky. The most useless class I've ever taken in my life at any level, and we literally spent the first month talking about the replevin of a wedding ring. Butler v. Wolf Sussman...

Irwin P. always used the "peeling an onion" analogy to talk about learning cases...
What?!?!? I never heard that in law school. We always heard the “seeing the forest for the trees” one.

But okay, I’ll take back the onion. That was the white trash girl in me talking, but now I’m grown up and classy. So I’ll correct myself, and say I’m multi-faceted like a diamond!
 
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