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I still can’t get over the fact that twinblade Sumrall was talking like a hillbilly cuck in that press conference, going on about how Lane said that he approved Sumrall taking the Florida job. Why even bring up Lane, the guy who they definitely wanted way more than you, with you being the distant second or third consolation prize.

What a cuck!

Literally a backwoods cuck, talking up the guy that his employer actually wanted, but instead had to settle for him. What a dumbass.

For those of you saying he’s a good choice for UFailure, I can tell you right now - this guy is ****ed in the head. No rational and self-confident person would ever say anything like that. The guy is too nervous and unsure of himself for his own good.

Imagine talking in a positive way about the guy that just horse fucccked your girl, saying he approves you getting back into bed with your wife, who he just railed and then kicked out. You can have her back now, cuck.

What a loser. Another great hire for this loser school 😂
 
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No Jason McGowan- founder CEO of Crumbl cookies is one of their top dogs. I don’t think he’s quite a billionaire, but that’s just from checking public net worth conversation conversations which may or may not be accurate but he’s worth a **** load of cookies and recruits.
Ugh I love Crumbl cookies
 
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Gary Valentine! And Neil Patrick Harris as Scott Stricklin
Yes! Tosh as Lane, obviously.

I told my husband I want to dust off my old acting chops and throw my hat in the ring to play Layla. He laughed and said he fully supports all my endeavors, clearly I’d be perfect for the role, and that I should go for it. 🤣
 
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My Bull Gator ******* called me at 7.30 pm and asked if I was getting a suite for the Pop-Tarts bowl. I hung up.


I hope he shifted universal karma and we somehow get in…….
I’ve been meaning to ask you what his take is on Twinblade and everything that went down…

Is it wrong for me to say to him
Told You So GIF by Kala Simmons
 
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The talking heads that cover the Gayturds on YouTube have all shifted gears to what a savage Sumrall is. The little Joe Dirt lookin' dude called him a "psycho". Another pod was talking up comparisons between Sumrall and Kirby Smart and Dan Lanning. It's as pathetic as it is funny.
I’m old enough to remember a guy named Big **** Billy.
 
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