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Bama loses to Auburn this weekend. Some gomer burns down DeBoer’s house and he bolts on the first flight to State College. Bama hires Lane about a millisecond later leaving LSU and Ole Miss to get in a bidding war over who gets to bring back Ed Orgeron. Florida ends up hiring Jedd Fisch but nobody there even notices because half the fanbase committed ritual suicide when Lane went to Bama. And this, friends, is how the SEC finally falls apart.
 
Bama loses to Auburn this weekend. Some gomer burns down DeBoer’s house and he bolts on the first flight to State College. Bama hires Lane about a millisecond later leaving LSU and Ole Miss to get in a bidding war over who gets to bring back Ed Orgeron. Florida ends up hiring Jedd Fisch but nobody there even notices because half the fanbase committed ritual suicide when Lane went to Bama. And this, friends, is how the SEC finally falls apart.
Would be a dream scenario and somehow I can truly see it happening
 
I dunno. I am sure the guy is a prick, but I was "screamed" and "cursed" at by my parents on the daily and I didn't think of it as abusive. I actually turned out pretty well 😂
Didn't they tell you not to join pron sites or CIS? (only way ti get it by the military censors.
 
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I dunno. I am sure the guy is a prick, but I was "screamed" and "cursed" at by my parents on the daily and I didn't think of it as abusive. I actually turned out pretty well 😂
I guess we’ll see when the facts come out.

Sully is very well-known for this kind of thing. He got suspended for three games and had to issue an apology to an opposing team at a regional last year for screaming obscenities at their AD and field staff. He also got into a screaming match with ECU players and told them to shove their whiteboard up their ***. Everyone, even the Gators, said, yup, sounds like Sully. He has been doing this stuff his entire career and Florida puts up with it because he wins.

But baseball was one of the few sports where they hadn’t had a scandal or issue under Stricklin yet. It was the last major sport to not have an issue under him. It will be interesting to see how they deal with this.
 
Fisch is actually a good fit for them but they’re too arrogant to realize that.
My Gator pals are disgusted by the thought of Fisch.

They'll literally say "Hes good at finding and developing your Qb. He gonna put numbers up on offense. He wins big games. But...

Lane just got that Gator swag. "

Meanwhile, Fisch is literally a Gator alum who apprenticed with Spurrier.
 
Assuming UF gets Kiffin, how many/ which recruits would they flip from us?
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Yeah but word is that Jedd hates it up there. Family is supposedly back living in Arizona already. Dude is probably just waiting for that phone call
I know people have heard that cause I’ve heard that rumor too but from what I know, it’s fact that they’re there, but it was also more because they wanted their kids to finish high school where they were because they had been moved around a lot so I don’t really know that it’s valid and from what I understand he has been quoted directly as addressing that. Now whether that’s spin or not, I leave it to you.
 
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Bama loses to Auburn this weekend. Some gomer burns down DeBoer’s house and he bolts on the first flight to State College. Bama hires Lane about a millisecond later leaving LSU and Ole Miss to get in a bidding war over who gets to bring back Ed Orgeron. Florida ends up hiring Jedd Fisch but nobody there even notices because half the fanbase committed ritual suicide when Lane went to Bama. And this, friends, is how the SEC finally falls apart.
Imma need Kiffin to implode at Bama too.
 
Here’s the thing. In the NIL era nobody is going to be able to come close to what Nick Saban did. Their fans are always going to expect Nick Saban results. If Lane doesn’t win a natty in three seasons, he’s fired.
Agreed but I think it goes beyond that. I mentioned it earlier, but from folks who would know, it’s the personality and inability to be a politician with donors too.
 
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