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[OriginalCanesCanesCanes]

Fatson has cake icing running in his veins.

Kid is going to drop dead from a heart attack if they keep putting him out there.

He needs to be in a full-time residential program to lose weight. It really is no joke, being that weight, while participating in a college level football program means that when he gets out, he’s going to be close to 600 pounds without the little bit of exercise he is getting in hogtown.

I mean to weigh close to 450 while being somewhat active, as he would have to be in a football program means that kid is going to be sedentary, and pushing six bills in no time once he’s done, if he even lives long enough.

 

[Canes2082]

Lol go read them comments in this… they claim he didn’t have a good OLine At Wisconsin

 

[D7.]

Lol go read them comments in this… they claim he didn’t have a good OLine At Wisconsin

And I'm assuming they think he'll have a better OL at UiF

 

[TheOriginalCane]

Lol go read them comments in this… they claim he didn’t have a good OLine At Wisconsin

He's gonna need to run 29 mph with the OL ha has in Hogtown...

 

[San Amaro Dr]

take a look at this guy defending Watson. This is like a pro scout without a radar gun lol.

 

[Kjdcanefan]

take a look at this guy defending Watson. This is like a pro scout without a radar gun lol.

I can clearly see his **** hanging to his bellybutton. I will give this guy the benefit of the doubt, I think he meant 450 not 350.

 

[Dwinstitles]

Fatson has cake icing running in his veins.

Kid is going to drop dead from a heart attack if they keep putting him out there.

He needs to be in a full-time residential program to lose weight. It really is no joke, being that weight, while participating in a college level football program means that when he gets out, he’s going to be close to 600 pounds without the little bit of exercise he is getting in hogtown.

I mean to weigh close to 450 while being somewhat active, as he would have to be in a football program means that kid is going to be sedentary, and pushing six bills in no time once he’s done, if he even lives long enough.

Bruh going to be on a reality show. SpaceX going to need a planet mover to transport to the 500 pound life show.

 

[JD08]

take a look at this guy defending Watson. This is like a pro scout without a radar gun lol.

Looks like he's halfway through breakfast.

Working up a sweat.

 

[Dwinstitles]

Looks like he's halfway through breakfast.
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Working up a sweat.
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Dude phone in his pocket look like a Nintendo controller or is that a twix.
Pause cause @Confidence1000 be wylin

 

[JD08]

Dude phone in his pocket look like a Nintendo controller or is that a twix.
Pause cause @Confidence1000 be wylin

What's the plural of Twix?

 

[TheOriginalCane]

Dude phone in his pocket look like a Nintendo controller or is that a twix.
Pause cause @Confidence1000 be wylin

 

[OriginalCanesCanesCanes]

Bruh going to be on a reality show. SpaceX going to need a planet mover to transport to the 500 pound life show.

My 600 Pound Life, here he comes. Your next reality TV star.

 

[OriginalCanesCanesCanes]

Looks like he's halfway through breakfast.
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Working up a sweat.
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Man, that comment was an award winner. Spot on. Each box is about 10,000 g of carbs, and he’s already been through two boxes. The empties tell the tale.

 

[Felonious Monk]

I had a discussion with a Gator fan this morning about how it takes time to do a complete rebuild. He expects 6 wins this year as they try to unravel the mess that Mullen left. I'd have asked him where he thought the worst weak spots were, but my McMuffins were ready and there were cars behind me.

 

[Confidence1000]

Dude phone in his pocket look like a Nintendo controller or is that a twix.
Pause cause @Confidence1000 be wylin

@Ricaneswag man deez dudes be outta kontrol

 

[423Hurricane]

take a look at this guy defending Watson. This is like a pro scout without a radar gun lol.

Looks like they had to go to the local food bank for provisions.

 

[OriginalCanesCanesCanes]

Looks like they had to go to the local food bank for provisions.

Where else can you get about 10,000 g of carbs per box. Those carbs aren’t just going to eat themselves you know

 

[RVACane]

yo 439 wtf lol
UF with officially the worst nutrition program in CFB

@TheOriginalCane is correct. The scale stops at 439. They don’t know his weight but it’s at least that.

 

[Felonious Monk]

Where else can you get about 10,000 g of carbs per box. Those carbs aren’t just going to eat themselves you know

When someone asks what kind of cereal he had for breakfast he answers Entenmann's.

 

[TheOriginalCane]

When someone asks what kind of cereal he had for breakfast he answers Entenmann's.

ALL of Entenmann's...the whole god**** bakery...