Tears Gator Tears

[SSCane]

Why don't you just offer him $14M? You don't actually have to pay it...

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Yeah, it wasn’t an NIL thing at all, his dad just wanted a job working in Mississippi.
I thought Noles were delusional, but these Gates take spin and delusion to a another level.

 

[SSCane]

Yeah they’ll make it up next week with their OV’s scheduled…. Oh wait… Friday Night Bites.

Do any prospects go there anymore? Other than freshman and sophomores?
Used to be place to go in 2007, but times have changed in the last 20 years.

 

[SSCane]

Don’t think Slingblade wears deodorant..

Even if he did, it makes no difference.
That dude looks like a greasy redneck slime ball even when wearing a brand new suit.

 

[SSCane]

Sorry buddy, but UF's last FOUR head coaching hires (Muschamp, McElwain, Mullen and Napier) say otherwise

But but flagship blue blood bro.
Everybody grows up wanting to play for Gainesville University.

 

[RVACane]

Do any prospects go there anymore? Other than freshman and sophomores?
Used to be place to go in 2007, but times have changed in the last 20 years.

It’s usually the group you pointed to. I think class of 25-27 kids.

 

[RVACane]

 

[SSCane]

Oh, it was OK to stiff the Rashadas, but now the Bull(****) Gaytors are demanding full refunds...

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Oh, snap!


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Superlaxative can really spin bull****.
At least three times every recruiting season, she pumps up that fan base with a “insider” knowledge of a commit, only to be followed by an apology!

 

[SSCane]

O/u at "please respect my decision" set at 4 months

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Your lips to gods ears, God knows he loves Gator tears.

 

[SSCane]

That actually kind of makes sense from a Napier perspective. Lagway is the guaranteed starter in 2024 no matter if Simmons comes in. Better to have Simmons in the 2025 class and succeed Lagway.

I think you are in wrong part of town.

Simmons is gone, Legway is next.
And banjo Billy has no perspective, because he’s an inbred tard.

 

[RaisingCane26]

You’d really think he’d have let these kids announce when they want and space it out over 10 or so days.

Absolutely screams squeezing the kids to go public to gain some semblance of positive perception.

 

[SSCane]

100% of the time it works 10% of the time....

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OMG.
Riding around with Swap *** Billy in the rented Gwagon. What could be better.

 

[RVACane]

 

[RVACane]

You’d really think he’d have let these kids announce when they want and space it out over 10 or so days.

Absolutely screams squeezing the kids to go public to gain some semblance of positive perception.

And possibly another tomorrow. The timing was definitely driven by the Simmons thing.

 

[SSCane]

The asterisked word is "***". They have a bizarre fixation with hanging things in asses....

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And big ****s.
All they kept talking about was big **** Billy, now they they are talking about their own ********.
****ed up fanbase. The whole school might be ***.

 

[D7.]

Now they're lucky to have Mertz?

Oh man

 

[Caned Peach]

Congrats to the state champs of 6/17/23. Please add the trophy to the case stat to commemorate the occasion.

 

[SSCane]

Kid looks thrilled to be a gator

Lol.
He’s never playing there.

 

[RVACane]

Congrats to the state champs of 6/17/23. Please add the trophy to the case stat to commemorate the occasion.

Every year man. Then signing day happens. They don’t learn. It’s pretty amazing.

 

[RVACane]

 

[GojiraCane]

You’d really think he’d have let these kids announce when they want and space it out over 10 or so days.

Absolutely screams squeezing the kids to go public to gain some semblance of positive perception.

It speaks to the magnitude of the Simmons flip that they had to use all of their available commitment ammo to try to counter the narrative.

And as others have said, their class will be tenuous if Florida regresses to a 3-9 season. Coaches on hot seats get numerous de commitments.