Tears Gator Tears

[RVACane]

That's fine. But they are talking about a true freshman who has 15 practice sessions under his belt. Some in shells. And they are CERTAIN...already...that Jean is better than Henderson.

It's just hilarious.

Oh yeah, understood. Henderson does different things anyhow.

 

[JD08]

That's fine. But they are talking about a true freshman who has 15 practice sessions under his belt. Some in shells. And they are CERTAIN...already...that Jean is better than Henderson.

It's just hilarious.

Time to repost that picture of him at our spring game and start a rumor.

 

[RVACane]

Here’s the drills one of them posted to show how everyone is better than Henderson. Like d$ said, he’s stiff but his purpose should be to stretch the defense. These guys misused him.

 

[mirvin88]

Here’s the drills one of them posted to show how everyone is better than Henderson. Like d$ said, he’s stiff but his purpose should be to stretch the defense. These guys misused him.

Wow that is a trash group of WR holy ****. I feel great about our roster right now.

 

[TakeitinDiaz]

Lol I love that guy nonchalantly “staff was talking to Pratts camp weeks before the portal officially opened”

So, tampering?

Also, love that they assume Pratt would be begging to come there

 

[Canes2082]

I would cheer for Hitler if he were playing against the Gators.

 

[ZeroBeachCane3]

Here’s the drills one of them posted to show how everyone is better than Henderson. Like d$ said, he’s stiff but his purpose should be to stretch the defense. These guys misused him.

Nah ain’t no way….that’s their receiving corps???!!! Lol

 

[pacusmc]

I would cheer for Hitler if he were playing against the Gators.

 

[No_Fly_Zone]

I would cheer for Hitler if he were playing against the Gators.

You are thinking too narrowly, friend. Sometimes the correct answer isn't between A or B, you just have to be more imaginative. Examples (off the top of my head):

If Hitler and his team were playing the turds, I'd be rooting for...

... a giant sinkhole to swallow the stadium.
... ISIS.
... Bain.
... a chain reaction of nearby Methlabs exploding, enveloping the stadium in escapable flames (far more likely if played in Gainesville).
... an act of God (old Testament God, not the kinder, gentler new Testament one).
... two dozen UM-loving super-golems under the direction of @RVACane.

Similar exercise to what I already do when Forfeit State and FU play.

 

[RVACane]

 

[Ghandi]

Their savior, the guy who chased Henderson off the roster, is Andy Jean. A guy who would have been our 3rd best WR recruit in a bad WR class. A guy who just barely broke the 4 star minimum threshold.

He was second best in Dade behind Joseph.

Kid can play and I’m salty he left to UF.

 

[Ajcane8]

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LOLOLOLOL. Life comes at you fast.

Those "Da ioU" jokes are hitting a little different just 36 hours later.

 

[DTP]

Looks like the Gator NIL is bouncing more checks.



And they had the balls to talk smack on the TVD situation.

 

[RVACane]

Looks like the Gator NIL is bouncing more checks.



And they had the balls to talk smack on the TVD situation.

They just make it up as they go to for whatever narrative they’re trying to wish/will into existence.

 

[flagator86]

@TheOriginalCane @RVACane @Cryptical Envelopment

 

[TheOriginalCane]

I wish Shannon Terry was as focused on improving his piece-of-**** on3 Network, particularly the recruiting evaluations and rankings.

 

[CAT5Coming]

Florida Gators among fastest-shrinking fanbases in college football

Times are tough for the Gator Nation as two of the big three sports have struggled in recent years. In particular, the football program has suffered a pair of consecutive sub-.500 campaigns — going 6-7 in the last two — for the first time since…

gatorswire.usatoday.com

 

[joseermonfils]

Florida Gators among fastest-shrinking fanbases in college football

Times are tough for the Gator Nation as two of the big three sports have struggled in recent years. In particular, the football program has suffered a pair of consecutive sub-.500 campaigns — going 6-7 in the last two — for the first time since…

gatorswire.usatoday.com

 

[kryptonite]

This is what makes gator tears so great. It’s not just guys complaining about coaches or players. Every message board has that. Gator tears has a woven tapestry of fan fiction where everything bad that happens for them is actually good and everyone who’s not a gator secretly wishes they were. It’s where someone can just make up a story without any hint of evidence and it automatically becomes true. It’s a place where your team can lose every good player off a 6 win team but they’re going to be better now.

“Fan fiction”

 

[TheOriginalCane]

Florida Gators among fastest-shrinking fanbases in college football

Times are tough for the Gator Nation as two of the big three sports have struggled in recent years. In particular, the football program has suffered a pair of consecutive sub-.500 campaigns — going 6-7 in the last two — for the first time since…

gatorswire.usatoday.com

I can't read the article, it's behind a paywall, but I'm assuming it's about the Gaytor fans' penises, right?