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TheOriginalCane said:
What is so terrible about Northern Gator is HOW WRONG HE GETS THINGS. He (re)starts a fight with Paul Castronovo and then proceeds to get nearly every fact WRONG. And he even produced a news article, which Northern either (a) didn't read, or (b) is deliberately misstating.

Northern completely misstates what happened (not that I'm a Paul Castronovo fan or supporter, but just because I have reading comprehension skills).

1. There was some sort of autograph signing line at a seafood festival.
2. Something happened in line between Paul and the mother which led Paul to say the mother was "hotter than Chelsea Handler".
3. Setting aside politics, the significance of a Chelsea Handler comparison is that Chelsea takes/posts a lot of naked selfies.
4. Somehow, in asking the mother whether she took selfies of herself (not sure if this was hypothetical or if the mother had shown Paul any selfies), the daughter got offended and said something along the lines of "hey, that's my mother".
5. Paul's response to the DAUGHTER, in terms of being called out for a relatively innocuous comment, was to ask the mother if she cared about the (presumably revealing) clothing her daughter was wearing.

That's it. If Paul Castronovo had done anything wrong, he would have been charged with a crime. He would have lost his show. He'd be flat broke.

Instead, Northern turns this into something it's actually not, making Paul out to have gone after the 17 year old, when that is simply not what happened.
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TheOriginalCane said:
What is so terrible about Northern Gator is HOW WRONG HE GETS THINGS. He (re)starts a fight with Paul Castronovo and then proceeds to get nearly every fact WRONG. And he even produced a news article, which Northern either (a) didn't read, or (b) is deliberately misstating.

Northern completely misstates what happened (not that I'm a Paul Castronovo fan or supporter, but just because I have reading comprehension skills).

1. There was some sort of autograph signing line at a seafood festival.
2. Something happened in line between Paul and the mother which led Paul to say the mother was "hotter than Chelsea Handler".
3. Setting aside politics, the significance of a Chelsea Handler comparison is that Chelsea takes/posts a lot of naked selfies.
4. Somehow, in asking the mother whether she took selfies of herself (not sure if this was hypothetical or if the mother had shown Paul any selfies), the daughter got offended and said something along the lines of "hey, that's my mother".
5. Paul's response to the DAUGHTER, in terms of being called out for a relatively innocuous comment, was to ask the mother if she cared about the (presumably revealing) clothing her daughter was wearing.

That's it. If Paul Castronovo had done anything wrong, he would have been charged with a crime. He would have lost his show. He'd be flat broke.

Instead, Northern turns this into something it's actually not, making Paul out to have gone after the 17 year old, when that is simply not what happened.
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It’s OK, I like what Northern did, if it makes that corny gator hump Castronovo look bad, I’m all for it.

So yes, northern is a gaytor ******* too, but he’s bad mouthing a gator ******* that blows them up in South Florida so **** him. He talks sexual **** to teenagers, according to northern, and I absolutely believe. 🤷
 
RVACane said:
Yeah, I read it again and it looks like a libelous statement though I’m sure he can claim it as opinion. It was troublesome to me as that is one of, if not the worst of charges you can allege. That said, it’s gator on gator violence so I’m guessing that @PIPO will allow it.
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I’ll allow it.

I’ll allow all of it.

I’ll allow every bit of it.

I will wallow in it.

No matter what’s true and what’s not, it’s glorious.
 
TheOriginalCane said:
What is so terrible about Northern Gator is HOW WRONG HE GETS THINGS. He (re)starts a fight with Paul Castronovo and then proceeds to get nearly every fact WRONG. And he even produced a news article, which Northern either (a) didn't read, or (b) is deliberately misstating.

Northern completely misstates what happened (not that I'm a Paul Castronovo fan or supporter, but just because I have reading comprehension skills).

1. There was some sort of autograph signing line at a seafood festival.
2. Something happened in line between Paul and the mother which led Paul to say the mother was "hotter than Chelsea Handler".
3. Setting aside politics, the significance of a Chelsea Handler comparison is that Chelsea takes/posts a lot of naked selfies.
4. Somehow, in asking the mother whether she took selfies of herself (not sure if this was hypothetical or if the mother had shown Paul any selfies), the daughter got offended and said something along the lines of "hey, that's my mother".
5. Paul's response to the DAUGHTER, in terms of being called out for a relatively innocuous comment, was to ask the mother if she cared about the (presumably revealing) clothing her daughter was wearing.

That's it. If Paul Castronovo had done anything wrong, he would have been charged with a crime. He would have lost his show. He'd be flat broke.

Instead, Northern turns this into something it's actually not, making Paul out to have gone after the 17 year old, when that is simply not what happened.
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Glorious!
 
RVACane said:
Yeah, I read it again and it looks like a libelous statement though I’m sure he can claim it as opinion. It was troublesome to me as that is one of, if not the worst of charges you can allege. That said, it’s gator on gator violence so I’m guessing that @PIPO will allow it.
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@RVACane We need to get Northern back here for another week. Please do it man!
 
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TheOriginalCane said:
What is so terrible about Northern Gator is HOW WRONG HE GETS THINGS. He (re)starts a fight with Paul Castronovo and then proceeds to get nearly every fact WRONG. And he even produced a news article, which Northern either (a) didn't read, or (b) is deliberately misstating.

Northern completely misstates what happened (not that I'm a Paul Castronovo fan or supporter, but just because I have reading comprehension skills).

1. There was some sort of autograph signing line at a seafood festival.
2. Something happened in line between Paul and the mother which led Paul to say the mother was "hotter than Chelsea Handler".
3. Setting aside politics, the significance of a Chelsea Handler comparison is that Chelsea takes/posts a lot of naked selfies.
4. Somehow, in asking the mother whether she took selfies of herself (not sure if this was hypothetical or if the mother had shown Paul any selfies), the daughter got offended and said something along the lines of "hey, that's my mother".
5. Paul's response to the DAUGHTER, in terms of being called out for a relatively innocuous comment, was to ask the mother if she cared about the (presumably revealing) clothing her daughter was wearing.

That's it. If Paul Castronovo had done anything wrong, he would have been charged with a crime. He would have lost his show. He'd be flat broke.

Instead, Northern turns this into something it's actually not, making Paul out to have gone after the 17 year old, when that is simply not what happened.
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But Northern seemed like such a nice guy when he was here.
 
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RVACane said:
I don’t think it’s the worst given the options discussed. As I recall, he’s good as a developer but I don’t remember him being anything special on the recruiting side. Aside from Harvin, I think he worked with Van Jefferson, Swain, Toney and those guys. Shorter didn’t do much.
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Yep because the most recent core he had at UF was none of the guys he recruited. Him and Mullen’s recruiting at WR is why the core was a$$ last year….onto of having an inaccurate preseason Heisman QB lol
 
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