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UF fans know. Secret is OUT!

All our players are millionaires, and even the Gatorade Girls are knocking down six figures. MID six figures!

We're lucky that others think UF fans are liars.

Everyone knows that UF fans gotta get someone else to call their dog for them.
 


Frustrated World Cup GIF
 
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I'm not in the negotiating room when these NILs and agreed on but you'd think smart cash would require the NIL money recipient to be put into some formal agreement so that people don't lose their asses--perhaps requirement of staying with a school for a predetermined amount of time, or having to produce/performance based, something...

Handing NIL six-figure cash to a 17/18 year old without any skin in the game doesn't sound like a smart investment.
You can't explicitly require them to stay with a certain school - it's an anti-recruiting enticement regulation. That being said, the people writing the contracts seem to be requiring "local" employees who live within a certain distance of a college campus.
 
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LOL. Without that bigass diploma mill, Gainesville would just be a smaller, sh1ttier version of Ocala. So they got that goin' for 'em.
Ocala has Silver Springs, National Parts Depot, and a lot of wealthy horse ranches. Gainesville would be more like a slightly larger Waldo.
 
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