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if only I knew how!!
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Click on your name in the upper right, click on account details, then you'll see your avatar. Click on that to change it.
I'm thinking a picture of Jesus in a tuxedo t-shirt, because it says you're formal, but you like to party too.
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@RVACane - you brought your “A“ game with this one. The comments had me going. I just wanted to highlight this one because the encapsulates gator delusion so beautifully and succinctly.
They literally have redefined a bump class just to fit their agenda, that their hillbilly unshaven ****bag of a coach is somehow doing ok.
itsacanething
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I might be different than most but even if I didn't want Napier hired I would want to give him a chance and would reserve judgement until after season 1. seems crazy to be so negative now that he is there already.
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Sorry folks, I had to share this breaking news out of Hogtown-adjacent Jacksonville...
I will bet every last dime I own that this chicken-killer is a Gaytor fan...although, sadly, he neglected to mention Chick Fil-A...
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I will bet every last dime I own that this chicken-killer is a Gaytor fan...although, sadly, he neglected to mention Chick Fil-A...
Jacksonville man arrested after police say he killed neighbor’s pet rooster
“Chickens die every day, people — at Churches, Popeyes, Kentucky Fried Chicken.”
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He's the Peter Griffin doppelganger who got fired from Swampa$$ 247 for an inability to write articulately in his native language.
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Check out this thread on gator forum
U won’t regret it
I think anyone can read it
Pure gold
I did have to admire and respect this post, though:
And this guy. I guess one good post out of every 1,859 is a good ratio, right?
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Yep…. He has PTSD, the gamecocks have beaten them on the trail for a couple gaytor locks. I’m pretty sure he confused the rooster for a gamecock. I hope he doesn’t live near any pet bulldogs.Sorry folks, I had to share this breaking news out of Hogtown-adjacent Jacksonville...
I will bet every last dime I own that this chicken-killer is a Gaytor fan...although, sadly, he neglected to mention Chick Fil-A...
Jacksonville man arrested after police say he killed neighbor’s pet rooster
“Chickens die every day, people — at Churches, Popeyes, Kentucky Fried Chicken.”
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flagator86
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Oh noooo. If I win, everyone involved ONLY has to do a Gator avi for ONE week.
If I lose, i rock a diff avi for 3 days for a total of two months
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OK, OK, this particular set of screenshots has reminded me of something MASSIVELY hypocritical about the Gaytors...
For DECADES, the Bull Gaytors have been one of the cheating-est bunch of alums in the SEC. The Gaytors were put on probation in the 1980s for paying recruits. Even 6 months ago, the Gaytor porsters were BRAGGING about setting up Harold Perkins' mama with a no-show job at Shands and free Hogtown housing for the family.
And suddenly...SUDDENLY...they are one of sixteen Vestal virgins? They have SUDDENLY been overtaken with morals and scruples and guidelines and principles? SUDDENLY, the Bank of Hogtown Bribery is closed for business? We are supposed to believe that 70 years of alums, 70 years of boosters, an entire academic administration, AND an entire Athletic Department were swapped out recently, and nobody knows about it?
What kind of fvcked up WestWorld Season 3 plot is this? Have thousands of Gaytor alums, boosters, and administrators been replaced by robot hosts who refuse to violate the NCAA rules?
It's bull (Gaytor) sheeeeeit. BULLSH!TE. It is one of the most massive and monstrous of all the Gaytor lies. They had NO CONCERNS when they were (falsely) told that the Gaytor Collective had the money to compete with any other NIL program. No Gaytor fan said ANYTHING. They chortled when they imagined the (soon-to-come) day when Billy and his Army and his NIL Collective were going to stuff mid-coach Mario Cristobal in lockers all over Florida.
But now, just a couple of months into the disastrous Slingblade Billy Gaypier tenure, SUDDENLY the scales have fallen from the Gaytor eyes. NOW they finally see the truth, that it was "playing by the rules" that is to blame. It's not Sunbelt Billy and his G5 Staph. Nope, it's those evil replacement Gaytor alums, boosters, and administrators who have flipped the switch from "Gaytors break every rule" to "we love NCAA regulations and would never think to violate them".
Hilarious.
Oh, and @Baba Yaga , while you're at it, can you take the Cripple Fight scene from South Park and replace Jimmy & Timmy's heads with Prison Mike and Sunbelt Billy's heads? Thanks in advance, I'll hang up and listen.
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flagator86
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lol i don't mind it being slanted in y'all favor because it's just an avi anyways, no big deal since i'm not changing my screen name or anything lol.
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Look, I am not in favor of anyone being shot and killed over stuff like this, but I wonder if the shooter was someone who had previously attended a Florida Gaytor recruiting function...I'm just asking the tough questions...
www.nbcnews.com
Subway worker fatally shot after dispute over 'too much mayonnaise'
A 36-year-old customer shot both workers, Atlanta police said. The 5-year-old child of one of the employees was in the restaurant.
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The reason why I took this bet is using this logic; 12th is the WORST I can finish, right?
Ok so let's get the schools we 100000% WITHOUT A DOUBT regardless of how their season plays out record wise, can say will finish above UF out of the way:
SEC - UGA, Bama, LSU, A&M (I think they'll catch fire as the season goes on)
ACC - Clemson, Miami, Notre Dame (i'm adding em to the ACC dammit)
Big 10 - Ohio State
Big 12 - Oklahoma
Pac 12 - USCw
So that's 10 teams right?
The rest we'd be scratching and clawing with the leftovers and will be ranked in that 11th - 20th range are:
Texas
Penn State
Tennessee
North Carolina
Michigan
Oregon
FSU
Michigan State
So overall that's like 18 teams off rip I wouldn't argue with if you said they'd finish above UF in recruiting. So basically we're 19th right now. So UF got to move up 7 whole *** spots and be there the day after NSD signing day.
Coach Napier got me on this, he not going to let me down, right? RIGHT?
Ok so let's get the schools we 100000% WITHOUT A DOUBT regardless of how their season plays out record wise, can say will finish above UF out of the way:
SEC - UGA, Bama, LSU, A&M (I think they'll catch fire as the season goes on)
ACC - Clemson, Miami, Notre Dame (i'm adding em to the ACC dammit)
Big 10 - Ohio State
Big 12 - Oklahoma
Pac 12 - USCw
So that's 10 teams right?
The rest we'd be scratching and clawing with the leftovers and will be ranked in that 11th - 20th range are:
Texas
Penn State
Tennessee
North Carolina
Michigan
Oregon
FSU
Michigan State
So overall that's like 18 teams off rip I wouldn't argue with if you said they'd finish above UF in recruiting. So basically we're 19th right now. So UF got to move up 7 whole *** spots and be there the day after NSD signing day.
Coach Napier got me on this, he not going to let me down, right? RIGHT?
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The reason why I took this bet is using this logic; 12th is the WORST I can finish, right?
Ok so let's get the schools we 100000% WITHOUT A DOUBT regardless of how their season plays out record wise, can say will finish above UF out of the way:
SEC - UGA, Bama, LSU, A&M (I think they'll catch fire as the season goes on)
ACC - Clemson, Miami, Notre Dame (i'm adding em to the ACC dammit)
Big 10 - Ohio State
Big 12 - Oklahoma
Pac 12 - USCw
So that's 10 teams right?
The rest we'd be scratching and clawing with the leftovers and will be ranked in that 11th - 20th range are:
Texas
Penn State
Tennessee
North Carolina
Michigan
Oregon
FSU
Michigan State
So overall that's like 18 teams off rip I wouldn't argue with if you said they'd finish above UF in recruiting. So basically we're 19th right now. So UF got to move up 7 whole *** spots and be there the day after NSD signing day.
Coach Napier got me on this, he not going to let me down, right? RIGHT?
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The reason why I took this bet is using this logic; 12th is the WORST I can finish, right?
Ok so let's get the schools we 100000% WITHOUT A DOUBT regardless of how their season plays out record wise, can say will finish above UF out of the way:
SEC - UGA, Bama, LSU, A&M (I think they'll catch fire as the season goes on)
ACC - Clemson, Miami, Notre Dame (i'm adding em to the ACC dammit)
Big 10 - Ohio State
Big 12 - Oklahoma
Pac 12 - USCw
So that's 10 teams right?
The rest we'd be scratching and clawing with the leftovers and will be ranked in that 11th - 20th range are:
Texas
Penn State
Tennessee
North Carolina
Michigan
Oregon
FSU
Michigan State
So overall that's like 18 teams off rip I wouldn't argue with if you said they'd finish above UF in recruiting. So basically we're 19th right now. So UF got to move up 7 whole *** spots and be there the day after NSD signing day.
Coach Napier got me on this, he not going to let me down, right? RIGHT?
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I understand that. I don’t think it’s equitable. I think it should be a week. They can stay at a week. If you insist on 60 days then I will risk 60 days as otherwise it’s an unfair bet. Also, @Cryptical Envelopment pixks your avi for the 1st week. Anything after that is picked by me since his bet is only for a week and the rest of us tagged along. As he said, anything after that is between you and other posters though I will be the sole victim here. Lol