Tears Gator Tears

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As evidenced by the evidence?

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According to these Rhodes scholars, Mario is an “average” to bad coach because he’s never won a national Championship. Seeing as there are only 4 active head coaches with a Natty, that would mean that according to these rocket scientists, every other coach sucks (specially their own).

By these geniuses reasoning, J.J. was a bad coach because he had mediocre records at OK St. before being hired by the Canes, even though he went on to become one of the greatest head coaches of all-time.

Talent acquisition matters bigly, and having great coordinators and coaches/teachers is the other part of the puzzle. Mario never had both at Oregon, and his best players were often injured. This staff is light years ahead of anything that he ever had at Oregon, and the talent level will be much greater.

They’re fugged, and they know it.
 
I looked up Gators OL coach Darnell Stapleton. His bio on Gators website says he started his career as the head coach of the New York Sharks in 2011.

The New York Sharks are a womens football team. Can’t make this **** up.

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That resume is fine for a guy coaching at ULL after stints at Bucknell and Sam Houston State. It’s not what you’d expect to see in what should be an upper tier SEC school with 1 year at ULL.

I don’t know, others are more qualified than me to assess that. He is like an Assistant OL Coach I guess since Sale is there.
 
That resume is fine for a guy coaching at ULL after stints at Bucknell and Sam Houston State. It’s not what you’d expect to see in what should be an upper tier SEC school with 1 year at ULL.

I don’t know, others are more qualified than me to assess that. He is like an Assistant OL Coach I guess since Sale is there.
It is 2022. United States Supreme Court Associate Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson stated under oath, and for the record, during confirmation hearings that Brown Jackson can not define what a "woman" is, because Brown Jackson is "not a biologist." I, also, am not a biologist, although I am an attorney. I would contend that Darnell Stapleton is still coaching players who identify as women in Gainesville. So "New York Sharks" or "Gators," nothing has changed. At least Stapleton has relevant experience!
 
It is 2022. United States Supreme Court Associate Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson stated under oath, and for the record, during confirmation hearings that Brown Jackson can not define what a "woman" is, because Brown Jackson is "not a biologist." I, also, am not a biologist, although I am an attorney. I would contend that Darnell Stapleton is still coaching players who identify as women in Gainesville. So "New York Sharks" or "Gators," nothing has changed. At least Stapleton has relevant experience!
I am an attorney as well, though not practicing, and I find your argument very interesting 😂
 
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In the infinite void called Gator brain, no one has been able to instill in there that Mario has a much better coaching staff than he had at Oregon. Coaches are as good as their assistants. Don't care who he is. Mario is not a coordinator, he is a OL coach. Not some x and o genius. So how come he get blame for playcalling and QB development?
 
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Five hours with no tears, bump

Maybe this will wet your whistle until our esteemed colleagues start getting today's screen shots. Here are UF's results against us for the past 40 years right from their website.

Correct me if Im wrong, but it seems based on wins, championships, NFL players and Hall of Famers, we have a more successful past. All that success we've had while having 2 championships stolen, a bogus sanction, an administration who didnt give a **** about the football program for half this time (sad part is theirs was trying like **** to build a winner this whole time), and an SEC cover where they could cheat without consequence.

Seems like our present and future about to be better too.


8/24/20192019NeutralOrlando, FLW 24 - 20
9/7/20132013AwayMiami Gardens, FLL 16 - 21
9/6/20082008HomeGainesville, FLW 26 - 3
12/31/20042004AwayAtlanta, Ga.L 10 - 27
9/6/20032003AwayMiami, FLL 33 - 38
9/7/20022002HomeGainesville, FLL 16 - 41
1/2/20012000AwayNew Orleans, LAL 20 - 37
9/5/19871987AwayMiami, FLL 4 - 31
9/6/19861986HomeGainesville, FLL 15 - 23
9/7/19851985AwayMiami, FLW 35 - 23
9/1/19841984NeutralTampa, FLL 20 - 32
9/3/19831983HomeGainesville, FLW 28 - 3
9/4/19821982HomeGainesville, FLW 17 - 14
 
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