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☝️I never understood why this matters so much to fans of other schools.
I graduated from UCF but I've been a fan of Miami since we moved to Orlando in the early 80's.

So I'm not allowed to be a Hurricanes fan?
Especially when 90% of the mouth breathing SEC fans, including UF fans, never went to college at all. Their fanbase is heavily populated with locals who don't have a pro team in their area and latch onto a college team despite most not even having gotten past high school.
 
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☝️I never understood why this matters so much to fans of other schools.
I graduated from UCF but I've been a fan of Miami since we moved to Orlando in the early 80's.

So I'm not allowed to be a Hurricanes fan?


They yap about "Gaytor Nation" as if it's actually made up of Gaytor graduates who moved to other states. They sure as **** didn't complain about "fans who didn't attend the university" back when 90% of Floridians rooted for UiF by default, because there were no other in-state football teams (except for UM, and later F$U).
 
Especially when 90% of the mouth breathing SEC fans, including UF fans, never went to college at all. Their fanbase is heavily populated with locals who don't have a pro team in their area and latch onto a college team despite most not even having gotten past high school.


Whaaaat? You mean to tell me that all those Alabama fans didn't spend 4 years in TusKKKaloosa and leave with a diploma?
 
Especially when 90% of the mouth breathing SEC fans, including UF fans, never went to college at all. Their fanbase is heavily populated with locals who don't have a pro team in their area and latch onto a college team despite most not even having gotten past high school.
When they can’t win an argument based on, on the field metrics they throw out the same regurgitated nonsense. Stadium, fans, etc. I’ve never understood why they pound their chest like this is major flex. Honestly who cares where the fan base attended school.
 
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So now Northern is going to act "above it all" when it comes to university merchandise. "Because he's not seven".

Meanwhile the university makes MILLIONS off of all us infantile adults purchasing licensed merchandise. People are able to express their support for their schools. This Northern dipsh!te spends HOURS on an internet chat board arguing with QueJay over semantics, and he DOESN'T want to identify with his school at any other time of the day? It's just ridiculous. It's fake snobbery.

Good lord, we now live in a business casual athleisure world. We don't have to wear white or blue oxford shirts 24/7. I watch old TV shows like Hawaii Five-O and I see Jack Lord chasing criminals in a hot/humid environment while he's wearing a suit and tie and I thank the good lord that things have changed.

But, yeah, good ol' Northern...he either doesn't own any Gaytor/Spartan merch, or else he just wears it around the house and never in public. That guy is a REAL man, alrighty...
Serious question, are Jorts available at the Student Store?
 
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