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RVACane said:
He’s one of if not the top poster on their board - definitely the top shtick there - and since this thread covers that board, he was suitable to be here for me and @TheOriginalCane. He did what I expected but I also liked him more than I expected.

But sure - It ran its course though. The quips back and forth became monotony. He wanted out and we wanted out. Lol. I genuinely appreciate him coming on here and all of you guys not getting too nasty.
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Yeah, in the future, maybe set up a "come to the zoo and look at the animals" section of the board with thr invited rival super porsters, to avoid derailing tears. I'm worried I missed tears about UF losing to Oklahoma in their regional, and being on the brink of elimination
 
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RVACane said:
He’s one of if not the top poster on their board - definitely the top shtick there - and since this thread covers that board, he was suitable to be here for me and @TheOriginalCane. He did what I expected but I also liked him more than I expected.

But sure - It ran its course though. The quips back and forth became monotony. He wanted out and we wanted out. Lol. I genuinely appreciate him coming on here and all of you guys not getting too nasty.
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And to be clear, I give him full credit for coming over here. I specifically invited him because he was big-talking on the Gaytor website about being able to demolish us all, and that he wasn't afraid to take us all on. That's a special trait, so it was worthwhile to give him the chance to back up those boasts.

As for the other 99% of the Gaytor 247 board, they are unqualified pvssies. They talk big, but they won't do a **** thing about it.

Finally, I want to emphasize something that I have said all along. We all benefit, in ways big and small, from the interaction. Now, maybe the biggest takeaway was a crystal clear example of how toxic the combination of arrogance, misplaced superiority, and tone-deafness towards certain race-oriented subjects can be, but it's still a lesson that can be learned.

I realize there are some posters who sometimes respond with "but all fan bases say/do the same things" and "I don't see color, I hate it every single time when any thread mentions race". But those responses are incorrect and do not make the problems disappear. There are varying degrees of good and bad. There's nothing wrong with being 10% bad and calling out the guy who is 70% bad.

I have been polite to all. I admit to being SARCASTIC, but I welcome discussion, I welcome debate. I was saddened by Northern's immediate and consistent dismissal of the substance behind "Five Rangz", but I wasn't expecting a come-to-Jesus moment either.

And I assure you, he will take his victory laps on Swampa$$ 247 and the Gaytor lemmings will blow him and tell him that he destroyed us all.
 
The hero we needed…

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They make fun of the fact that most Miami fans didn’t attend the school.
But they don’t talk about all the toothless Marlboro red smoking, dip cup carrying, chain smoking meth addicted gator fans spread out all over the state. I guess that’s what a UF degree gets you since apparently most of their fans are alumni.
 
FIVE RANGZ said:
The best way to answer your post is that we can be hypocritical, willing or not, because we can and have the Globo Gym "We're better than you, and we know it" mentality. You guys can point out the hypocrisy or point to your trophy case, but nobody but your own will listen or care. Now, is that fair? Absolutely not. But do I care? Absolutely not.

Lol @ the legal part, though.
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One of your most accurate posts.

However the "we're better than you and we know it" mentality is misplaced. And it is the basis of why this thread has mocked your school for over 5 years and 46,000 posts. Not to mention nearly 5 million page views.

You think we're "insufferably dumb". We think you are "unjustifiably arrogant". I'd be willing to bet that if you created a "Miami fans are insufferably dumb" thread, it wouldn't last for 5 years and get 5 million page views. Now, feel free to type your comeback, which will be something along the lines of "that's because everyone knows Miami fans are dumb, and we're not obsessed, and nanny nanny boo boo stick your head in doo doo".
 
TheOriginalCane said:
One of your most accurate posts.

However the "we're better than you and we know it" mentality is misplaced. And it is the basis of why this thread has mocked your school for over 5 years and 46,000 posts. Not to mention nearly 5 million page views.

You think we're "insufferably dumb". We think you are "unjustifiably arrogant". I'd be willing to bet that if you created a "Miami fans are insufferably dumb" thread, it wouldn't last for 5 years and get 5 million page views. Now, feel free to type your comeback, which will be something along the lines of "that's because everyone knows Miami fans are dumb, and we're not obsessed, and nanny nanny boo boo stick your head in doo doo".
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He can't type his comeback.
 
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FIVE RANGZ said:
I think he really likes UF, and you guys can't handle that being possible--But also, like, you know, money, too.
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On the basis of what? Less than 24 hours in Hogtown? The "intimacy" with Billy?

Just be honest, Rashada never considered Florida until the QB market (and the related NIL market) began to narrow. And then SUDDENLY he fell in love with "not as bad as advertised" Gainesville and "never held a QB job for more than 2 years and I was fired from that one" quarterback-whisperer Billy?

Give me a break, and just try being honest. Billy has whiffed on every QB recruit in this cycle THUS FAR, and threw all the money at Rashada for him to scramble his months-long pecking order.

If you were just being honest, you would go back and pull the quotes Rashada gave after his unofficial visit to Arkansas and realize they are NEARLY VERBATIM to his post-Hogtown comments.

And that the ONLY thing that separates Arkansas from Florida, in Rashada's estimation, is that Walmart/Tysons money wasn't willing to pay him what he wanted, and "Desperate Money Don''t Make Money" actually WAS willing to pay him.

But, no...the Florida fanbase has gone into hyperdrive inventing fake excuses for why Rashada has fallen in love with Florida.

---Rashada's dad is an Arizona State fan, and he fell in love with Billy during Billy's ONE YEAR at Arizona State
---Depth chart (because, yeah, Richardson is going to be a first round pick next year)
---The magical one-day visit, where I'm sure that the Rashadas had EVERY opportunity to really evaluate UF and Gainesville

Come on, man, just be honest for ONCE, admit that Florida is playing the hybrid game, they are offering BOTH an NIL package AND illicit money, just like all the bragging your fans did about offering Harold Perkins' mom a no-show job at Shands and free housing in Gainesville for the family (neither of which are, you know, actual NIL money offers).

Florida paid Rashada an "unofficial visit fee" to jumpstart their D.O.A. recruiting efforts. That's the God's honest truth.
 
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TheOriginalCane said:
In your "Post #1" on Swampa$$ 247 (of which I posted the screenshot), you said that Miami had less "athletic success" than both Florida and F$U.

You don't dispute that Miami has more football success than UF or F$U. Fair enough. I'm sure you would not dispute that Miami has more baseball success than UF or F$U as well. I have acknowledged that UF has more men's basketball success than Miami and F$U.

So without delving too deeply into Olympic sports and individual sports (and being completely honest that UM as a private school has fewer team sports than the state schools), on what basis did you incorrectly claim that Florida and F$U have more "athletic success" than Miami? Or did you just mis-speak?
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Bout time you showed up although I emphasize with your traffic plight. If you would have been here from the get go, it would have been classic and another 20 pages.
 
PIPO said:
@FIVE RANGZ - this is for Yachtiegator since he was disappointed & butthurt that nobody responded to his stats:


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What do you want me to tell you dude? Since 2005-06, the program went down hill. Not gonna rehash why it happened but that’s when da gata went ahead as we had to lose 10 out of 11 for da gata to get the bowl win advantage. Congrats!!

Records speak for themselves. Congrats.

Miami:
Bowl record after 2006: 1-10 (I mean, we sucked, lol).
Bowl record prior to 2006: 18-13 (5* National Championships). Not to mention all the Championship opportunities that Miami denied the Semenholes.

Da gata:
First bowl game was in 1912, lol.

Da gata since 05-06: 10-5 (2 National Championships).

You did lose your last bowl game, however you want to spin it, to your version of Miami Dade College in Orlando and your little brothers, UCF!!

Miami vs da gata in bowl games: 2-0 (2000 & 2004) including an a$$ whooping on Bourbon Street, so it’s really 3-0.

Da Gata as a matter of fact hasn’t beaten any version of Miami as they lost the Citrus Bowl in 1973 to the fake Miami (Miami of Ohio), 16-7.

Baseball:

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Da gata:

Congrats on your one championship. Still trail us by 4.

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If you want to go and talk softball or whatever other sports, go to the Semenhole 247 site and yuk it up with them.

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Regarding education, congrats. We will get that fixed as well.

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Yachtie Gaytor is a completely moronic buffoon.

First, he tries to play the "I'm only counting wins & losses over the past 20 years" nonsense, while IMMEDIATELY following up with "ALL TIME bowl game records".

Then he invents some nonsense that we somehow insulted UF's academics. Which we would never do, because we're just not as "fact-free BULLCRAP" as Swampa$$ 247 is.

Ignore Yachtie Gaytor. He's not worth the effort. At least Northern is mostly correct with his facts and figures, when he's not indulging his "we're just better than you" schtick.
 
RVACane said:
How about a round of 👏 for @TheOriginalCane . Je brought us Northern with his impassioned plea for dialogue and then missed it all in Orlando traffic. Lol

Aside from Northern, I’d love to get SU on here as well though he’s now at On3. A drunk margarita sipping TheCAW holding 20’s like a player would be a good guest as well but that’s got to be when everyone is drunk too.
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Hey, I was around when he needed to log another 6 or 7 billable hours...but was still ****e-posting on Swampa$$ 247...
 
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