Tears Gator Tears

[grover]

I know you guys thought it would be funny to let this guy back on our boards. But it's clear he's just an idiot. There's zero value add here.

Can we get back to laughing at how poorly Slingblade is doing? Let's recap:
* They got beaten by Miami in the 2022 class even though Mario had less time and no staff.
* They saw minimal success with their portal adds
* Their 2023 class is only salvageable if a bull gator outbids A2M for Rashada, and even then he still probably will take a lesser offer to stay away from the dumpster fire. And of course the offer will be more under-the-table bags than NIL because their NIL doesn't meet the correct standards. Plus the SEC is full of dirty, corrupt, rules breaking, tax evading scumbags, UiF included.
* Their staff is filled with G5 guys who have no idea how to run a Top P5 program (Raymond being the exception)
* They're going to be humiliated by Utah on national TV then proceed to drop several games in the SEC.
* They'll probably beat FSU causing their insane fans to believe they're on the rise despite a mediocre season and the fact FSU would struggle to beat FIU.

 

[kryptonite]

 

[FIVE RANGZ]

This guy is like the puppy that shows up and he’s cute and you play with him for a while but after a while when you can’t get rid of him you call animal control to come and get rid of his annoying ***….

See, to me, this board is like being invited over to a house as a guest, taking a crap on the owners' bed, and being asked to stay for dinner that's turned out to be a 7-course meal.

 

[Cajuncane]

Same thing.

Either way, your post was fart noises, hence baby farting

You’re so fcking stupid you don’t even make sense with your quotes even with the help of memes to help you….done playing with you little puppy….hopefully the animal control people( Maude) get here before I get back…

 

[FIVE RANGZ]

I know you guys thought it would be funny to let this guy back on our boards. But it's clear he's just an idiot. There's zero value add here.

Can we get back to laughing at how poorly Slingblade is doing? Let's recap:
* They got beaten by Miami in the 2022 class even though Mario had less time and no staff.
* They saw minimal success with their portal adds
* Their 2023 class is only salvageable if a bull gator outbids A2M for Rashada, and even then he still probably will take a lesser offer to stay away from the dumpster fire. And of course the offer will be more under-the-table bags than NIL because their NIL doesn't meet the correct standards. Plus the SEC is full of dirty, corrupt, rules breaking, tax evading scumbags, UiF included.
* Their staff is filled with G5 guys who have no idea how to run a Top P5 program (Raymond being the exception)
* They're going to be humiliated by Utah on national TV then proceed to drop several games in the SEC.
* They'll probably beat FSU causing their insane fans to believe they're on the rise despite a mediocre season and the fact FSU would struggle to beat FIU.

So much wishful thinking

 

[FIVE RANGZ]

You’re so fcking stupid you don’t even make sense with your quotes even with the help of memes to help you….done playing with you little puppy….hopefully the animal control people( Maude) get here before I get back…

I'm the smartest person in the world

 

[RVACane]

Does anybody have

I know you guys thought it would be funny to let this guy back on our boards. But it's clear he's just an idiot. There's zero value add here.

Can we get back to laughing at how poorly Slingblade is doing? Let's recap:
* They got beaten by Miami in the 2022 class even though Mario had less time and no staff.
* They saw minimal success with their portal adds
* Their 2023 class is only salvageable if a bull gator outbids A2M for Rashada, and even then he still probably will take a lesser offer to stay away from the dumpster fire. And of course the offer will be more under-the-table bags than NIL because their NIL doesn't meet the correct standards. Plus the SEC is full of dirty, corrupt, rules breaking, tax evading scumbags, UiF included.
* Their staff is filled with G5 guys who have no idea how to run a Top P5 program (Raymond being the exception)
* They're going to be humiliated by Utah on national TV then proceed to drop several games in the SEC.
* They'll probably beat FSU causing their insane fans to believe they're on the rise despite a mediocre season and the fact FSU would struggle to beat FIU.

Agreed. Does anyone have anything of substance to ask Northern? The back and forth quips is boring and not funny. K thx.

 

[Cajuncane]

I'm the smartest person in the world

And THAT shows just how full of sHT you are….

 

[FIVE RANGZ]

Does anybody have

Agreed. Does anyone have anything of substance to ask Northern? The back and forth quips is boring and not funny. K thx.

Feel free to escort me off the e-premises before I lose all my brain cells.

 

[Negro-Wan Kanobi]

Feel free to escort me off the e-premises before I lose all my brain cells.

Fa sho

 

[FIVE RANGZ]

And THAT shows just how full of sHT you are….

I just pooped, so I'm actually not full of any at the moment.

 

[FIVE RANGZ]

Miami sucks, and Miami fans are stupid--and swallow.

Ban me?

 

[RVACane]

Feel free to escort me off the e-premises before I lose all my brain cells.

Ok. I can ban this one but leave your other one unbanned? Better yet, I’ll give you a follow on 247 so you can message me if you ever want to come back on. K thx though. I appreciate you coming on here and being a good sport about it.

 

[FIVE RANGZ]

Ok. I can ban this one but leave your other one unbanned? Better yet, I’ll give you a follow on 247 so you can message me if you ever want to come back on. K thx though. I appreciate you coming on here and being a good sport about it.

Thanks for having me. I'll, of course, trash all you on my own board. But know that had it not been for a misspent youth, I would've had an opportunity to be a Cane myself. It's the one regret I have in life. I only talk bad about Miami because of the sour grapes. Every smart *** thing I say is my dysfunctional way of telling you I love you. Stay tuned!

 

[RVACane]

Thanks for having me. I'll, of course, trash all you on my own board. Stay tuned!

Lol. We deserve it.

 

[Negro-Wan Kanobi]

Thanks for having me. I'll, of course, trash all you on my own board. Stay tuned!

Oh we'll know, banned guy.

I know you saw this.

 

[TheOriginalCane]

Congratulations.

Please find where I disputed that Miami has more football success than UF or FSU? Oh, that's right. I didn't.

In your "Post #1" on Swampa$$ 247 (of which I posted the screenshot), you said that Miami had less "athletic success" than both Florida and F$U.

You don't dispute that Miami has more football success than UF or F$U. Fair enough. I'm sure you would not dispute that Miami has more baseball success than UF or F$U as well. I have acknowledged that UF has more men's basketball success than Miami and F$U.

So without delving too deeply into Olympic sports and individual sports (and being completely honest that UM as a private school has fewer team sports than the state schools), on what basis did you incorrectly claim that Florida and F$U have more "athletic success" than Miami? Or did you just mis-speak?

 

[TakeitinDiaz]

He gonna use special needs against you while screaming five rangz from the comfort of his own gator shack.

#SelectiveOutrage

Just use his strategy. As long as you just say, it’s not derogatory towards people with special needs, that trumps the fact that it is

 

[RVACane]

Ok. It’s safe to come out now. The bad man is gone. We sure showed him. K thx.

 

[Ajcane8]

Does anybody have

Agreed. Does anyone have anything of substance to ask Northern? The back and forth quips is boring and not funny. K thx.

Thing is, he hasn’t really provided much substance wrt football questions when asked. We already knew he’s not a “sunshine pumper.” He’s admitted he’s worried about Billy/staff and doesn’t think they are an 8 win team this season. Beyond that, he’s pretty run of the mill.